Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Book Series (34 page)

Bu+ Pad was Heading for my snowball, no+ me. And in less +Han a minu+e, He reduced all oor Hard work +o no+Hing.
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Rowley came b^ a -few mihu+es la+er. X ke

micjk't' actualy ^e+ a kick ou+ of wka+ kapfehed.

Bu+ X ^uess ke kad kis kear+ se+ oh rolling +ka+ showball dowh +ke kilk ahd ke was really mad. Bu+ ^e+ +kis-‘ Rowley was mad a+ ME for wka+ DAD did.

X +old Rowley ke was beihg a bi^ bab^, and we 30+ ih a skoVihg ma+ck- Ri«jk+ wkeh i+ looked like we were ^oih^ +0 ^e+ ih ah all-ou+ fgk+, we go+ ambusked from +ke s+ree+.

X+ was a Li+-and-run by tLe VlLirley Street kids.

And if Mrs. Levine, my E-nglisL teacLer, was tLere, X'm sure sLe would Lave said tLe wLole situation was ironic.

Vlednesday

'‘today at scLool tLey announced tLere’s an opening •for tLe car+oonis+ jot> in tLe school paper. XKeres only one conic slot, and up until now tLis kid named Bryan Little Las been Log^ng it all to Limself.

Bryah Kas tKls corxc called "Vlacky Pawg,' and wKen It started
off,
it was actually pretty funny.

But lately, Bryans teen usln to Kandle Kis personal business. X cjuess tKat’

^ave Kin tKe

^uess tKats wKy tKey

Wacky Dawg

Bryan Little

Hey, Actually,

Wacky I have

I Dawg. say something somethin' serious on FUNNY!
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i today.

Susan Lim, if you are reading this, Bryan is very sorry he kissed your best friend Rachel behind the lockers. He hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him.

As soon as X Keard tKe news, X knew X Kad to try out. "Vlacky Paw^" made Bryan Little a celebrity at our scKool, and X wanted to ^et In on some
of
tKat kind
of fort..

X Kad a taste
of
wKat Its like to be -famous at my scKool wKen X won Konorable mention In tKls

antismoklna contest tKev Kad.

All X did was -trace a picture from one of Rodricks Keavy metal magazines, but luckily, no one ever -found out.

X\« kid wKo won first place is named CKris Carney. And wKat kind
of
ticks me off is tKat CKris smokes at least a pack of cigarettes a day.