Authors: Jeff Kinney
Tags: #Comedy, #Young Adult Fiction
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31'rls ihVi+ed Rowley over +0 •their -table so they could FEED him.
Viha-t really -ticks me
about that is +ha-t Rowley is ri^h+-hahded; ahd it’s his LEFT hahd that's brokeh. So he cah feed himself just fihe.
have ah ihjury of my owh.
X took some game from home, ahd X wra^ed u^> my hahd to make 1+ look like it was hurt.
ITS A RAGING \ (INFECTION CAUSED BY \ (A SPUNTER THAT WAS v
X couldh*t figure out why the girls wereh’t swarmihg me like they Swarmed Rowley, but theh X realized what the problem was.
See, the cast is a great gimmick because everyohe wahts +o sigh -their home oh it. But its hot exactly easy to sigh game with a ^eh.
So X came up wi+K
solu+ioh +ha+ X +hou^K+ was
/WOULD YOU LIKETOX BE
FIRST ONE \ V TO SIGN MY / VSYMPAW SHEET
”TVi“+ idea was a +o+al bus+, +oo. My bandage did ehd op a++rac+ih^ a-Heh+ioh from a couple of people, but believe ne, +b>ey were **>+ +he -type of people X was ^oin^ for.
Last week we started tke tkird quarter at school, so how X kave a wkole buhck
hew classes. Ohe
tke classes X Sighed up
is Sone+kih^ called Xhdepehdeht Study.
X WANTED +o si^h up
Hone E-cohorwcS 2, because X was pretty
d at H°r>e E-c
But beih^ ^ood at sewih^ does hot exactly buy you popularity poihts at Sckool.
Ahyway, tkis Xhdepehdeht Study tkih^ is ah experimeht tkey’re tryihg out at our sckool