Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Book Series (29 page)

X was Headihg u^ +o Rowley’s ioday +o ^>lay
our ftg VJHeel ^ane a^aih, bu+ Mon said X Had +o fihisH
ry
CHris+nas +Hahk-^oos before X weh+ oo+ aiywHere.

X thought X could just crank out ny thank-you cards In a half hour, but when it cane -to actually writing then, ny nind went blank.

Let ne tell you, Its not easy writing thank-you notes for stuff you didn't want in the first place.

X started with the nonclothes itens, because X thought they’d be easiest. But after two or three cards, X realized X was practically writing the sane thing every tine.

So X wrote up a general forn on the conputer with blanks for the things that needed to change. Vlriting the cards fron there was a breeze.

Thank you so much for the awesome encyclopedia ! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?

Hove the way the encyclopedia looks on my shelf !

All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own encyclopedia •

Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!

Sincerely, Greg

My system worked out pretty well for the firs+ couple of

Dear Aunt Loretta,

Thank you so much for the awesome pants I How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?

1 love the way the pants looks on my legs !

All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants

Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!

Sincerely, Greg

Friday

X finally knocked Fowley
off
tHe Big ViHeel today, kut it didn’t Happen tHe way X expected. X was trying +o Kit Kim in tHe sHoulder, tot X missed, and tHe footkall went under tHe front tire.

Fowley tried to kreak His fall ky sticking out His arms, kut He landed pretty H«rd on His left Hand. X figured He'd just sHake it off and get rigHt fcack on tHe kike, kut He didn’t.

X tried to cHeer Him up, kut all tHe jokes tHat usually crack Him up weren't working.

So I khew ke nos+ be kor+ pre-tty bad.

Konkov

Ckris+nas vaca+ioh is over, ahd how we’re tack a+ sckool. Ah
<4
you renenber Rowleys Bi^ Vlkeel accidehV? Well, ke broke
k>S
kahd, ahd how ke kas +o wear a casi. AhJ -today, everyohe was crowdihg arouhd kin like ke was a kero or sone+kihg.

I -tried +o cash ih oh Some
of
Rowley's hew ^oyularity, bu+ rt -to+ally backfired.