Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Book Series (33 page)

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But every time weve gotten serious about gahg /or tHe record all tHe snow Has melted, arid we've missed our window of opportunity. So +his year, X wanted to get started rigHt away.

VJHen Rowley came over, we started rolling tHe first snowball to make tHe base. X figured tHe base was going to Have to be at least eigHt feet tall on its own if we wanted to Have a sHot at breaking tHe record. But tHe snowball got real Heavy, and we Had to take a buncH of breaks in between rolls so we could catcH our breatH

Poring one
of
our breaks, Mon cane oo+side +o
30 +0
+He grocery s+ore, but oor snowball was blocking Her car in. So we go+ a li+-He
frtt
labor
00
+
of
Her.

After oor break, ne and Rowley yosHed +Ha+ snowball on+il we cooldn*+ yosH it any far+Her. Bo+ wHen we looked beHind os, we saw +He ness we Had nade.

Our plan to build tKe world’s blcjgest snowman was starting +o fall apart. So I came up with be-Htr idea for our snowball.

E-Very +lme 1+ snows, tKe kids from VJKlrley Street use our Kill for sledding, even tKou^K H Ish’t tKelr neloKborKood.

So iomorrow morning, wKen +Ke VlKirley S+ree+ kids cone marcking up our Kill, me and Rowley are going +o +eack +kose guys a lesson.

iXursday

VJKeh
X
woke up +kis morning, +ke snow was already s+ar+ing +o mel+. So X fold Rowley +o kurry up anti get down +o my Kouse.

VJKile
X
was waiting
for
Rowley +o sKow up,
X wa+cked Manny trying to build a snowman out
of +ke piddly crumbs
of
snow +ka+ were left over from our
snowball.

X+ was ac-hiaiy kind
of
pa+Ke+ic.

I really cooldn+ Kelp doing wka+ I did nex+. Un-for+vna+ely
for
me, figK+ a+ +ka+ moment, Pad was at +Kc -front window.

Pad was
ALREADY
mad a+ me for tearing op +He sod, so
X
knew
X
was in for i+.
X
Heard +He garage door open and
X
saw Pad coming oo+Si'de. He marched rigH+ oof carrying a snow sHoVel, and
X 4>ougH+
X
was going +o nave
+o
make a ron for
rt.