Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Book Series (37 page)

"There were actually ohe or two deceit conics ih the bih. But X slipped then uhder a pile
of paperwork oh Mr. Xras desk.

Hope/ully, those ohes woh’t turh up uh+il Xr ih high school.

Xhursday

’Today, durihg mornih^ ahhouhcemeh+s, X 30+ +he hews X was hopihg
for.

"The paper came 00+ +oday a+ luhch -time, ahd eVeryohe was readih^ i+.

X really wah+ed +0 pick up a copy +0 See my hame ih prih+, t>u+ X decided +0 jus+ play i+ cool for a while ihs+ead.

X sat a-)- the end of the lunch table so -there would he plenty
of
room -for me to start signing autographs -for
ry
mew -fans. But nobody was coming over to tell me how great my comic was, and X started to get the feeling Something was wrong.

X grabbed a paper and went into the bathroom to check it out. A^d when X saw my comic, X practically had a heart attack.

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Mr. Xra told me he had made some "minor edits” to my comic. X thought he Just meant he fixed spelling mistakes and stuff like that, but he totally butchered it.

"The comic he ruined was one of my favorite ones, too. X* the original, Creighton Aw Cretin is taking a math test, and he accidentally eats it. And then the teacher yells at him for being such a moron.

By +he -time Mr. Ira was done wr
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\ i+, you ^rac+ically could^-f reco^fuxe i+ as +Ke sane s+rij).

Creighton the Curious Student by Gregory Heffley

So I'm pret+y Sure I wotvt t>e si^hihg au+o^ra^Ks

VJedhcsday

Me ahd Rowley were ehjoyih^ our ko+ ckocola+e ih +Ke cafe+ena wi+K +ke res+ of +ke Pa+rols +oday, ahd -there was ah ahhouhceneht oh the loudspeaker.

Rowley weht dowh to Mr.
Vlihsky’s office,
ahd wKeh Rowley cane tack fifteeh nihutes later, he looked pretty sKakeh op.

Appareh+ly Mr. Vlihsky 30+ a call fron a pareht who said they withessed Rowley "+errori7.ih^’‘ the kihder^arthers wheh Ke was supposed +0 te walkih^ then home fron School. A^d Mr. Vlihsky was really nad atout it.

Rowley said Mr. VJihsky yelled at Kin -for about teh mihutes ahd said Kis actiohs "disrespected

You know, X tKihk X mi^Kt just khow wKat tKis is all about. Last week, Rowley Kad to take a

Xt Kad raihed tKat morhih^, ahd tKere were a lot
of
worms oh tKe sidewalk. So X decided +o KaVe some fuh witK tKe kids.