Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Book Series (42 page)

So here’s what X’m -thinking-' "This school year has teen kind of a kust, kut if X can get Voted as a Class Favorite, X’ll go out on a high note.

X’ve teen trying to think of a category X have a shot at. Most Popular and Most A+hletic are definitely out, so X’m going to have to find something that’s a little kit more in reach.

A+ first X thought mayke X should wear really nice clothes for the rest of the year so X con get Best Pressed.

1H

But that would mean X would Save +o get
rty picture taken with Jenna Stewart, and she dresses like a Pilgrim.

Vlednesday

Last night X was ying in ked, and it Kit me-' X should go
for
Class Clown.

Xts not like X'm known
for
keing real
fur\Y\y
at school or anything, kut
if
X can pull
off
one kig prank fight Wore Voting, that could do it.

MAY

'TKursday

"Today X was trying +o •figure out how X was going +o sneak a thunbtack onto Mr. VJorth’s chair in History when he said sonething that made ne rethink my plan.

Mr. VJorth told us he has a dentist's appointment tomorrow, so were going to have a substitute.

Subs are like conic gold. You can say just about anything you want, and you can’t get in trouble.

Friday

X
walked ih+o my History class today, ready +o execute my pi ah.
But
wKeh
X
30+ +0 tKe door, ^uess wKo tKe Substitute teacher was?

Of
all tKe people ih tKe
world
+0 be our Sob ■today,
it
was
Mom.
X
thought
Mom’s days
of ^e+tihg involved at
my
ScKool were over.

SKe used +0 be ohe
of
those parehts who came ih +0 Kelp 00+ ih the classroom. But that all charged after Mom voluhteered +0 be a chaperohe -for
our
-field "trip +0 the
zoo
wheh X
was ih third ^rade.

Mon H
4
prepared all sorts of material +o Help us kids appreciate tHe different exHibrts, but all ary one waited to do was watcH tHe animals 30 to tHe batHroom.

Anyway, Mom totally -foiled my plan to wih Class Clown. X’m just lucky tHeres not a category called Biggest Mama’s Boy, because after today, X'd win tHat one in a landslide.

Vlcdnesday

”TKe
school paper came out
a^ain
today.
X
^uit my jot as school cartoonist after "Crei^Kton +Ke Curious Student" came out, and
X
didn't really care wHo tKey picked to replace me.