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Authors: Jeff Kinney

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DIARY

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GREG WEFFLEY'S JOURNAL

ty Jeff Kihhcy

TO MOM, DAD, RE, SCOTT, AND PATRICK

SEPTEMBER

Tuesday

First of all, let me get Something straight-'
'TV»«S is a JOURNAL, not a diary. X know what it says on the cover, tut when horn went out to buy this thing X SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn’t Say "diary" on it.

Great. AH X need is for Some jerk to catch me

The other thing X want to clear u^> right away is that this was MOM’s idea, not mine.

But
if
she thinks X’m going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she’s crazy, just don’t expect me to be all "Pear Piary’ this and "Pear Piary” that.

XHe ohly reason X agreed +o do +His a+ all is because X -figure la+er oh wHeh X*m ricH ahd famous, XU Have be++er +Hihgs +o do +H»a»n ahswer people's s+u^id questions all day long. So

Like X said, XU be famous ohe day, but for how X'm S+uck ih middle ScHool wi+H a buhcH of morohs.

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