Authors: Jeff Kinney
Tags: #Comedy, #Young Adult Fiction
GREG WEFFLEY'S JOURNAL
ty Jeff Kihhcy
TO MOM, DAD, RE, SCOTT, AND PATRICK
First of all, let me get Something straight-'
'TV»«S is a JOURNAL, not a diary. X know what it says on the cover, tut when horn went out to buy this thing X SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn’t Say "diary" on it.
Great. AH X need is for Some jerk to catch me
The other thing X want to clear u^> right away is that this was MOM’s idea, not mine.
she thinks X’m going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she’s crazy, just don’t expect me to be all "Pear Piary’ this and "Pear Piary” that.
XHe ohly reason X agreed +o do +His a+ all is because X -figure la+er oh wHeh X*m ricH ahd famous, XU Have be++er +Hihgs +o do +H»a»n ahswer people's s+u^id questions all day long. So
Like X said, XU be famous ohe day, but for how X'm S+uck ih middle ScHool wi+H a buhcH of morohs.