Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Book Series (9 page)

Bu+ Rowley for

Xkeh X came up wi+k +kis ^rea-f idea for a 3ame. Xke object was +0 pu+ +ke keadpkohes oh your kead ahd -tkeh +ry +0 skake +kem off wl+kou+ uSih^ your k«hds.

'TVkt winder was whoever could shake +he headphones off in +he shortest amount
of
time.

1 had -the record with seven and a half seconds, kut X think X mi^ht have shook some of my fillings loose with that one.

Ri^ht >n the middle of our ^ame, Mrs. Crai^ came around the comer and caught us red-handed- She +ook the music placer away from me and started chewing us ou+.

3*f

But X ikihk ske kad tke wrong idea about wkat we were doing back tkere. SHe started telling us kow rock and roll is
"evil"
and kow
its
going to ruin our brains.

X was going to tell ker ikai tkere weren't even any batteries in ike CD flayer, but X could tell ske didn't want to be interrupted. So X just waited until ske was done, and tken X said, "Yes, na an."

But rigk+ wken Mrs. Craig was about to let us go, Rowley started blubbering about kow ke doesn't want rock and roll to ruin kis "brains.”

Ylell, how I’ve ^ohe and done i+.

Last ni^Kt, after everyone was ih ted, X Shock downstairs to listeh to Rodricks CD oh tKe stereo ih the family room.

X pot Rodricks new headphones oh ahd cranked op tKe Volome REALLY high. XKeh X Kit "play.”

first, let me Jost say X cah definitely understand wKy tKey pot that “Parental Ylamihg" sticker on tKe UD.

Bot X only got to Kear atoot tKirty seconds of tKe first Sohg before X got ihterropted.

X+ turns out X didn’t Have tHe HeadpHones plugged into tHe stereo. So tHe rnosic was actually comihg

tHroo^H tHe SPEAKERS, not tHe Head^Ho^S.

Pad nwrcHed ne uy +» ry room arid sHut tHe door beHind Hum, and tHen He Said—

VJhenever Pad sa^s "friend" that w

Tohight, Pad gelled at me for about ten minutes, and then X guess he decided he’d rather be in bed than standing in ry room in his underwear. He told me X was grounded from placing Video games for two weeks, which is about what X expected.

X guess X should be glad that’s all he did.