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Authors: Jeff Kinney

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The good thing about Pad is that when he gets mad, he cools off real <^u

Usually,
if
you mess up in fom+
of
Pad, He jus+ -tHrows wHa+eVer He’s 30+ in His Hands a+ you.

GOOD TIME TO SCREW UP.

Mom H«s a TOTALLY di#eren+ s-tyle wHen i+ comes +0 punisHmen+. Xf you mess up and Mom ca+cHes you, +He
first
+Hin^ sHe does is +0 take a
ft
w days +0 figure out wH«+ your punisHment sHould He.

thills +o "try +o ^e+ off easier.

'
I JUST DUSTED THE DINING ROOM FOR THE , RECK OF IT? ,

/ WOW ^ THOUGHTFUL V OF YOU? >

Monday

"This video g<»me tan is a whole lo+ toother than I thought it would te. But a+ least I'm not the only one in the family who’s in trouble.

Rodrick s in some hot water with Mom right now, +oo. Manny 30+ ahold of one of Rodrick's heavy me+al magazines, and one of +he pages had a picture of a woman in a bikini lying across +he hood of a car. And +hen Manny brought i+ in+o day care for show-and-+ell.

Anyway, I don't +hink Mom was +00 happy about getting +ha+ phone call.

I saw +he magazine myself, and i+ hones+ly wasn’t anything +0 get worked up over. But Mom doesnt allow that kind of stuff in the house.

Hi

Rod rick’s punishment was that he had +o answer a hunch of questions Hon wrote out for Kin.

u. o

m+&g. A^yu.
a.
ZtttlA.
^M/lAoru.

No.

£U nvflj^x uou. errxytfc ■popu&an.
at
AcKool
?

No.

Wour ijoa aAocot Aavo^p OUmixf.
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ma^wn?

Im sorry women.

Vledhesday

I’m s+ill grounded Iron playih^ Video ^ames, so Mahry has beeh
uSihg
my sys+em. Mom weh+
ouf
ahd fcoo^h+ a whole bohch
of
edoca+iohal video ^ames, ahd wa+chih^ Mahhy play +hem is like torture.

The ^ood hews is that I finally figured out how +o ^et Some
of
my ^ames past Rowley s dad. I just put one
of
my discs in Manny’s PiscoVerin^ +he Alphabet" case, and +h«+’s all it +akes.

*f3

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