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Authors: Jeff Kinney

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He did about five reps, and Ke was ready +o <^ui+, but X wouldn’t let him. "That's what a good training parser is for, +o push you beyond
your
limits.

X knew Rowley wasn’t going to be as serious about weight lifting as X was, so X decided to try out an experiment to test his dedication.

Xn the middle
of
Rowley’s set, X went and got this phony nose and mustache Rodrick has ih his junk drawer.

And rigk+ wken Rowley kad +ke tart el I in +ke 'down' posi+ion, X leaned over and looked a+ kin.

Sore enougk, Rowley TOTALLY los+ kis concen+ra+ion. He couldn*+ even ge+ +ke kartell off
kis ckes+. I +kougk+ atoo+ keying km oo+, ku+ +ken I realized +ka+
if
Rowley datoo+ working ou+, ke was never going io

X even-hiaiy kad +o rescue kin, tecaose ke s+ar+ed ki+ing +ke milk jog +o le+ +ke sand leak ou+.

Afier Rowley 30+ off ike kenck press, i+ was iime
for
my sei. Boi Rowley said ke didni feel like working 00+ anymore, and ke wen+ kome.

You know, I figured ke’d poll someiking like ikai. Bui X guess you can’i expeci everyone +0 kave +ke Same kind of dedica+ion as
you.

Wednesday

"Today in Geograpky we kad a

Xke ^oiz. was on s+a+e capiials, and X si+ in ike kack of ike room, rigki nexi io ikis giani map of ike Uniied Siaies. All ike capiials are wri-Hen in kig red prini,
so
X knew X kad ikis

Bu+ ri^K+ before +W +es+ 30+ s+ar+ed, Pa-Hy Farrell piped up
{cot*
-t
4
\e froh+
o{
+he
root*.

Pa-Hy +old Mr. Xra +Ka+ He sHould cover up +He Uru+ed S+a+es map before we 30+ s+ar+ed.

So +Hahks +0 Pa-Hy, X ehded up fluhkir^ +He <|ui2.. Arid X will definitely fee looking -for a way +0 pay Her tack
{or
+Ha+ one.

Thursday

Tonight Mom came up to ry room, awl she had a •flyer in her hand. As soon as X saw it, X knew EXACTLY what i+ was.

Xt was an announcement that the school is having tryouts for a winter play. Man, X should have thrown that thing out when X saw it on the kitchen table.

X BEGGED her not to make me sign up. Those school plays are always musicals, and the last thing X need is to have to sing a solo in front of the whole school.

But all my begging seemed to do was make Mom more sure X should do it.

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