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MR. TED L. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Nov 5, 2008

Dear Mr. Nancy:

Thank you for inquiring about staying at the Embassy Suites in your letter to us, dated Nov 1, 2008. And thank you for the nice compliments regarding our hotel. It is always delightful to hear such wonderful things regarding our swimming pool mats. At the Embassy Suites we strive hard to make your stay a most enjoyable one. We pride ourselves on that.

In that regard, yes, we can confirm your reservation for one night, checking in Wednesday, December 10th and departing Thursday, Dec 11, 2008.

Regarding checking in with your own ice machine, we have ice machines on the 8th floor, near to the room we have reserved for you. In addition, if you need more ice we can assist you through room service.

However, we at the Embassy Suites want to accommodate our guests in any way we can.

We look forward to your stay with us.

Sincerely,

Paul Verduin
General Manager

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F. D. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Ticket Info
Ahmanson Theatre
601 W. Temple St.
Los Angeles, CA 90012

5 Aug 2009

Dear Ahmanson Theater:

I ordered tickets awhile ago for one of your musicals and have not received them. I bought 6 tickets to the titillating afternoon revue: “HEY, I DRINK OUT OF THAT GLASS”

This is for the September 9th performance in the Mezzanine. I only sit in the Mezzanine. (Except when I sit in the Loge or the Balcony) so maybe you can look for them in that seating area.

I have the paperwork if you need to see. Could also be under the name of CARLOS FOO. I have gone to other shows at the Ahmanson and have been very pleased with the exceptional service and of, course, customer attention to detail.

Can you help me find my tickets? Sep 9 is approaching rapidly. This play ran for 11 months at the Maheenos Indian Casino. I am glad it is now at your theater for an even longer run.

I hope you can assist me with my tickets? I am a platinum gold circle member. Thank you, Ahmanson, for caring about your ticket holders. Maybe it’s under another name. I have a few.

Respectfully,

F. D. Nancy

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L.A.’s Theatre Company

Ahmanson Theatre | Mark Taper Forum | Kirk Douglas Theatre
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601 West Temple Street, Los Angeles, CA 90012
CenterTheatreGroup.org

August 11, 2009

Mr. F.D. Nancy
1413 1/2 Kenneth Road Suite 193
Glendale, CA 91201

Dear Mr. F.D. Nancy:

Thank you for your recent letter requesting information about your tickets for “Hey, I drink out of that Glass.” Unfortunately, we do not have a show with this name playing. Neither could I find it when doing a search for the show name or for the Maheenos Indian Casino on the internet.

We also do not have a platinum gold circle membership and neither the Music Center Founders nor the Development Department at Center Theatre Group were able to find an account for you in their records. (I had them check just in case you had purchased other tickets with a different title for the production.)

You may want to look at your paperwork again to make sure you are contacting the correct venue. On September 9
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the only show we have is Steppenwolf’s “August: Osage County” which will be running through October 18, 2009. All of our other theatres are in-between shows.

Thank you again for letter. We apologize that we are unable to assist you further.

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1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Executive Offices
FARUP SOMMERLAND THEME PARK
Pirupvejen 147, 9493,
Saltum Denmark

NOV 25, 2009

DEAR FARUP SOMMERLAND THEME PARK Denmark.

I am trying to locate my mother. I understand you have an employee working in your theme park professionally known as: DYNA THE MIGHTY MITE. (Real first name Gloria.) She is part of the performing “Squeak Family” of which PEEPO THE WONDER SQUIRT is her husband.

I believe she works in your performance department. (eats at your Restaurant; a lot of herring) She is my mother She has a prominent freckle. She is needed for a family emergency and we are trying to locate her. She does manatee imitations and plays the oboe for guests at theme parks. Her catch phrase is: “I gotta–I gotta–I gotta bad itch on my scalp.” Says it a lot in her act. I believe she is employed by you.

We need to locate her immediately and are having trouble.

I was told to write you with these details.

Can you let me know if my mother is working at your theme park? Maybe at the Crumb Club.

Thank you, FARUP SOMMERLAND THEME PARK for caring for others and helping others with people. For others. In matters.

Sincerely,