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Mrs. Nancy L. TED

560 No. Moorpark Rd. # 236
Thousand Oaks, CA. 91360

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1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

Invention Information
Davison Inventions
RIDC Park
595 Alpha Dr.
Pittsburgh, PA 15238–2911

Jul 27, 2009

Dear Davison Inventions:

I need you to look at my invention: THE TELEPHONE. This is a device that sits on a table, a wall, or held in your hand that has numbers on it. It works like this: You dial a number. It rings at another TELEPHONE. They say “hello” or “Yo” or some greeting to let you know they answered. You then speak clearly into the receiver and say: “Is Andy There?”

Please send me information on how I may register this with you. I look forward to my paperwork.

Sincerely,

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RE: The idea is finally getting the start it needs
INVENTIONS X

Hello TED,

I’d like to commend you for taking control of your idea concept. You’re one step closer to having the personal satisfaction of inventing & pursuing an idea.

Per our conversation today, you agreed
:

As I mentioned, TED, there are always reasons why clients may put off taking action, but they realized that if they don’t put their foot down and take charge of their ideas, they may spend years wondering what could have been.

I can see from our call today that you are committed to seeing your idea come to life!

When we speak again, we will establish a schedule for future discussion about your idea.

TED, this is the beginning stages of our process of getting the idea ready to go to a corporation to see if they would be interested in acquiring it.

I’m looking forward to experiencing this with you!

Creatively Yours
,
Brad Mocharko
Director of New Products
DAVISON | RIDC Park. 595 Alpha Drive | Pittsburgh, PA 15238
866-Davison ext. 50358 | Fax: 412–967–0794

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1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

Brad Mocharko
Davison Inventions
RIDC Park
595 Alpha Dr.
Pittsburgh, PA 15238–2911
[email protected]

Aug 2, 2009

Dear Mr. Brad Mocharko:

I once knew a Mr. Brad in the fastening business is that you? Now down to us. When did we have a conversation? Huh? I checked my conversation log and we are not on there. Yes! I am committed to seeing my idea come to life.

We need to establish a schedule for future discussions. However I am having trouble with my TELEPHONE. It does not work. No busy signal. That’s why we did not talk today.

Now let’s talk inventions! I need you to look at my invention: THE TELEVISION. This is a box that sits on a table with a screen in it. It works like this: You stare at it and tiny people move around. Some of them walk, some talk, others race around in cars. Some say: “Is Andy There?”

Please send me information on how I may register this with you. I look forward to my paperwork.

With Utter Respect For Inventions,

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560 N. Moorpark Rd. #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360

Reservations
ATLANTA HILTON HOTEL
255 Courtland St., N.E.
Atlanta, GA 30303

Dear Sir or Madam:

I am in the semi process of making partial reservations at your hotel in Atlanta. (week of Sep 27) For me there is no finer hotel than the Hilton. But that’s for me. I have a request:

My request
: I will be carried into your hotel on my special chair. I will have many mens lift me into your lobby and around your hotel on my throne like chair that I like to be carried on throughout my stay. These mens have muscles.

Places I will be carried
: Your lobby, through your coffee shop, by the pool, into my room. My mens will be dressed as any mens dress when carrying a guest in a kingly chair. (for the record it is a swimming pool chaise lounge with vinyl straps but made to look like a throne. I have had wet swim wear on it before)

Naturally i will remove all doors to my room, most windows, and the shower nozzle. Can you help with my reservation? I will arrive by Crab Boat shortly.

Respect for the Hilton,

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Mr. Ted L. Nancy
560 N. Moorpark Road, # 236
Thousand Oaks, California 91360

Dear Mr. Nancy:

I received your recent letter requesting approval to bring your lounging chair during a future stay with us at the Atlanta Hilton & Towers.