Friends With Extra Benefits (10 page)

"You do have two hands."

He smiled uncomfortably, began working himself
with his left hand, and replied, "I think I'm starting to feel
something."

Victoria glanced down at his lap and noticed a
definite increase in size. She gave him a satisfied smile before
closing her eyes and getting back to work. She took a long, deep
breath, held it, and when she exhaled, she moaned loudly. She
stared at him and said in an almost scary voice, "God, I really
miss a real cock... I really miss it."

He believed her. He really fucking believed her.
His penis twitched excitedly, and his eyes widened as he watched
her closely.

"This is okay, but nothing like the real—"
Victoria lost her train of thought as she pushed the dildo as far
into her as she could.

Finding himself totally caught up in her sexy
show, Brian stopped moving his hand completely. He stared for
another few seconds then shook his head to pull himself back to
reality. He shielded his eyes as he repeated the mantra in his
head: Stick to the plan, stick to the plan.

After collecting his thoughts, he took a deep
breath and began the final phase of his mission. He began moving
his hand over his manhood again, but faster now as he said, "Yeah
this is doing it, but could you take off the rest of your clothes?
I really think if I saw you completely naked, that would help."

Victoria glared at him. "Are you serious?"

"Yeah." He painted on an apologetic look.

Sighing, she dropped the dildo to the bed,
quickly unbuttoned her blouse, and removed it, along with her sexy
bra. Brian swallowed hard while thinking, I should have gone for
that sixth orgasm, after all.

Victoria went back to work with the dildo and
Brian looked down at his erection, which was at half-mast and
climbing. She glanced over to him as well, noticed his condition,
and smiled. "Good, it's working."

"Would you mind turning around, so I could see
your ass?"

Victoria was so caught up in her activities that
she followed his command without giving it a second thought.
Turning around, she held the dildo against the mattress as she
adjusted her position and gradually slipped on top of it. Slowly
she began riding it up and down. He stared at her, getting lost in
the show.

He whispered, "Holy fuck," with his eyes locked
on the amazing sight and his erection closing in on three quarters
full. And while this was an image of Victoria he would never
forget, he almost forgot what he was supposed to do next. He
watched her bouncing up and down in a trance-like state until
Victoria craned her neck toward him and asked breathlessly, "How
are you doing?"

"Uh, okay."

Then it hit him. He said, "I, uh, think I need
to take the Viagra."

"Good," she moaned. "It's right over there on
the dresser."

Brian walked over and grabbed the pill and the
bottle of water as Victoria kept going without skipping a beat.
Returning to the chair, he slipped the Viagra in his pocket and
pulled out the replacement pill. He somehow maintained his
composure, even though he found himself unable to look away from
Victoria's spectacular live demonstration.

He asked, "Could you do one more thing for
me?"

"Uh-huh," she replied while barely paying
attention to him.

"Would you finger your ass? That would
really—"

"What?" Victoria turned to glance at him.

"Your ass. Would you finger it a little?"

She noticed he was fully hard and grinned. She
was still caught up in her own fantasy at that moment, turned away
from him, and simply replied, "Okay."

Brian watched as she bent over further and
slipped her other hand behind her back and between her legs. He
stared in awe as she ran a finger between her legs with the dildo
still in position. Slipping it in, she drenched it with her juice.
Victoria moaned loudly, and Brian watched the action closely,
suddenly feeling his mouth full of saliva. Like a drooling dog, he
ran his tongue around his teeth and then swallowed hard. Brian
glanced down at his now-massive erection and then back to her as
she slowly moved her finger to her ass.

"Wow," he murmured, as he felt his heart
pounding out of his chest. He gasped, finding that he now also
needed to remind himself to breathe. Slapping himself in the face,
he fought to break free of her spell, but when Victoria circled her
finger around her seam, Brian leaned closer to the action. She
slipped her finger inside and moaned quietly while she continued
pumping her hips up and down.

Completely captivated, Brian watched Victoria
but somehow now remembered to both swallow and breathe. He was
still working his manhood, and he began feeling the heat rising up
through his erection as if he were about to climax.

He stopped touching himself, glanced down at his
penis, and then shook his brain free from the trance. His eyes shot
wide open as he remembered what the hell he was supposed to be
doing. After quickly popping the replacement pill into his mouth,
he reached for the bottle. He took a tiny swig of water just as
Victoria's body shuddered with the release of a huge orgasm. She
pushed her face into the mattress to avoid screaming out loud as
her body convulsed wildly.

Brian chewed the pill up in his mouth, and the
foaming quickly began. He grinned and then collapsed on the floor
with a loud thump that sent Victoria popping up on her knees and
looking around the room, struggling to get her bearings. Her eyes
first went to the chair, but she didn't see him. She called,
"Brian?"

She heard moaning and followed it to the source.
Glancing down, she discovered him on the floor with white foam
dripping from his mouth. He was shaking like he was in the midst of
a seizure.

"Oh, fuck." She jumped off the bed and knelt
next to him. It was all he could do to stay in character as he
fought to not open his eyes and burst into laughter. Victoria put
her head to his chest and then rushed to her feet.

"Shit, shit... fuck," she mumbled quietly. Then
she screamed, "Call 911!" as she headed to the bedroom door and
grabbed her blouse along the way.

Thirty-seven of Victoria's closest friends
waited in the living room, which was decorated all in pink and blue
for her baby shower. They all watched, grinning, as the red-faced
and panting panic-stricken woman tore into the room, attempting to
cover her naked body with a tiny blouse, which she held over her
breasts. The garment was nowhere near up to the task. As the
stunning pregnant beauty bounced up and down on her feet with her
hand shaking nervously, the men in attendance stared open-mouthed
while the women looked on jealously.

"Did someone call 911?" Victoria yelled out
without noticing the themed decorations.

Jillian tried her best to act surprised. "What
the hell happened?"

"It's Brian... I think he's having a heart
attack or a seizure or something."

"What?"

"He took a Viagra, and I found him on the floor,
and he—"

"No, I didn't." Brian said cheerfully as he
appeared behind her, fully-clothed and wearing a huge grin.

Victoria turned to him quickly in absolute
shock, which delivered the crowd a view of her bare ass. She stared
at him a moment with the gears turning in her head. "Brian, how
the..." Her jaw dropped as the realization hit her, and she turned
to Jillian.

Jillian wore a huge smile, as she said, "Don't
mess with us."

Brian patted Victoria's bottom as he headed past
her to Jillian and repeated, "Yeah, don't mess with us."

Victoria broke into a chuckle as she clutched
the blouse to her chest.

Brian added, "Nice ass Victoria."

"Thanks," Victoria replied as she shook her head
and fought back her laughter.

Jillian said, "Now, hurry up and get dressed.
You don't want to miss your baby shower."

"You guys... you guys are good." Smiling,
Victoria took in the decorated room. A tear fell from her eye as
she nodded to her guests. "This is really nice." She glanced down
almost self consciously and then held her head high. "If I knew you
all were coming, I would have dressed up."

The crowd broke into a laugh and Victoria added,
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be back in a few minutes. I probably
should at least put on some underwear for this."

She turned and walked slowly and unabashedly to
her bedroom as everyone looked on wearing bright smiles.

Twenty minutes later, Victoria
slipped out of her room looking drop dead gorgeous as she joined
the first baby shower ever to be kicked off with a live sex show
and fake heart attack, and featuring semi-frontal and full
'
backal
' nudity
from its guest of honor. Jillian was able to convert her birthday
party into a perfectly-catered and fabulous affair for her best
friend in less than a week. Everyone had a wonderful time, and
despite the inappropriate start, Victoria received all completely
baby shower appropriate gifts.

After the party, Brian sat between Victoria and
Jillian on the large sofa. He had one foot of each of his favorite
women in his hand. Both women's eyes were fluttering dreamily as he
worked his magic fingers over their aching heels.

Victoria said, "No wonder you married him."

"I know. He gives the best foot rubs," Jillian
replied.

Brian said, "So, Victoria, no hard feelings
about the whole production today?"

She glared at him a moment and then broke into a
chuckle. "No, none."

Jillian asked, "Do you think we can call a
truce? Planning all this stuff is exhausting."

"Truce." Victoria nodded.

"Definitely truce for me," Brian added.

Jillian stared at Victoria with a serious
expression. "Really, can we stop all this, before someone has a
real heart attack or gets arrested?"

"I'm done. I swear. I'm lucky I didn't go into
labor today. I have a baby coming, and I'll need to be a more
responsible person."

"You really should," Brian joked.

Victoria grinned. "Oh, and you're such a proper
adult. Who was it directing me to finger my ass earlier?"

Brian's eyes widened and he turned his face
slowly to Jillian.

Jillian said, "He what?"

"I thought you planned all this with him. Now
that I think about it, it all seemed pretty rehearsed with getting
me to turn away so you could pretend to take the Viagra."

"I was pretty good in there," Brian said a
little too proudly for Jillian's taste.

"Back to her ass," Jillian said.

"Uh, yes," Brian replied.

"I thought you were going to do it exactly like
we said."

"I was, but I had an inspiration and I just went
with it."

Victoria smiled. "I'm glad he did. That was a
nice touch, Bri."

"Thanks." He looked at Jillian. "You can’t
really be mad about this. I mean, you mapped the whole thing out
with me getting her naked and to 'do' herself, and just because I
brought her ass into the mix—"

Jillian cracked up. "I'm just messing with
you..." Her expression changed to deadly serious. "Just don't do it
again."

Brian trembled a little. "I won't."

Victoria shook her head. "You two are way too
cute. I could just eat you both up."

Brian and Jillian lounged on the sofa in the
great room, watching television. On screen Darcy Gray,
justice-themed interview/debate show host, appeared, sitting in
front of the camera with her big hair and signature bright
pastel-colored pleather jacket. On this night, Darcy's jacket of
choice was a loud sea foam green.

"
Bombshell tonight in the Brookhart v. Grayson and New
Perennial Press lawsuit. Brookhart's attorney, Josh Roth, has
successfully argued to have the defendants split into separate
trials. He wanted his shot at Jillian Grayson first with plans to
go after her publishing company at a later date. Ms. Grayson's
novel, The Leg Thing, has been number one on the Amazon and USA
Today bestseller lists for the past ninety-eight days. It's sold
millions of copies and has truly been a runaway success. With us
tonight is attorney Joe Whitaglia."

Jillian said, "I can't believe she already knows
the trials were split."

The image shifted to where Darcy's frowning face
occupied half the screen, while in one quarter appeared an image of
a Joe wearing a suit, and the final quarter showed a loop of the
St. Barts wedding video where Brian punched Albert Brooks in the
jaw.

Joe began,
"I think this is a smart move Darcy—"

"Hold on,"
Darcy interrupted.
"This is my
favorite part."

Darcy grinned at the camera as the punch was
replayed with Albert tumbling to the grass after Brian decked
him.

In the Grayson home, Jillian grabbed Brian's
hand. "There you are again. I never get tired of watching that,
either."

Darcy said,
"Sorry, Joe. Please continue."

Joe said, "
Yes, Darcy, I think this is a smart move. I believe that Roth
fully expects to win against Ms. Grayson and will then use that
result to force the publishing company into a huge
settlement."

"Sounds like a risky strategy
to me,"
Darcy replied.

Joe began,
"Not really. I believe he has a good chance to win a huge
judgment against Ms. Grayson, and if he somehow loses this initial
trial, separating the trials gives him a shot to regroup and give
it another go against the publishing company. It's a win-win for
Miss Brookhart and a nightmare for the defense."

"Thank you, Joe."

"Any time, Darcy."

Darcy's face now occupied three quarters of the
screen with the Brian Nash punch video filling the remaining
quarter. When Albert again hit the ground, Darcy shook her head and
smiled dreamily.