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Doesn’t work!

By
Aaron
, February 15, 2013

While it seems everybody else has had good luck with this, I can’t in good conscience recommend the Fox Run Butter Spreader Stick. Sure, it’s made of heavy-duty plastic and is attractively designed, but c’mon! Whoever heard of a square cob of corn? And the thing is just too dang small—by the time I smash the whole ear of corn through, I’ve lost most of the kernels and my fist is slippery from the stick of butter I’ve been holding while I wrestle with the spreader and the corn. It’s messy and impractical. Does everyone else have smaller corns in their parts of the country to love this product so much? I’m afraid I just don’t get the attraction.

4.5 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Zubaz Pants: Black/White Zubaz Zebra Pants

ASIN:
     B002KPHXCG

Price:
     
$34.99

They’re back! These flashy Zebra pants by Zubaz are back by popular demand. 20 years after their inception that saw athletes, rock stars, and anyone else who dared to be different wearing this trendsetting style, Zubaz pants are ready for the next generation. Feature classically bold patterns and styles in colors that will match any team gear plus Zubaz logo at center waist.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

38 of 39 people found the following review helpful

These Pants Are Sick!!!

By
Brian Farrelly
, September 23, 2012

Ordinarily I wouldn’t take time outta my busy routine of pumpin’ iron, mirror flexin’ and oiling my muscles to write a review for a friggin’ pair of pants, but dude, I just gotsta let everyone know how much I love Zubaz!! Of the 29 pairs of pants that I’ve ever owned in my life (I’ve kept track, bro), these are by far the most comfortable and are great for nearly every occasion. From lifting weights down on Venice Beach to dumpster diving behind the GNC, to just chillin’ on the couch watching Ultimate Fighting matches. They help me stay “juiced & loose” and feel “wild & dangerous.” Just like the company’s motto. Some other thoughts on these pants:

Pros: They’re not only comfy as hell, they’re totally stylish too. When I’m wearing ’em I look like a centaur with the torso of Hercules and the body of a French Zebra or something. Another bonus is that if you accidentally spill Muscle Mayo protein shake all over your Zubs, you don’t ever need to worry about it ruining them. Any and all stains totally blend into the bitchin’ design.

Cons: None. The only thing I’d really say is to make a suggestion. Zubaz, you totally need to expand your clothing line and go into formal wear. That’s right, dudes, formal wear. I’ve got two words that will change the face of both your company and the world forever: Zubaz Tux!! I got married a few years back and had to construct my own out of fabric from an old Zubaz sleeping bag, but if you came out with an official tux collection, I’d totally get remarried in one in a heartbeat. Anyway, I hope they’re reading this and heed my advice someday (hire me as a consultant, dudes!!), but until then all you need know is one thing. Hands down, this is the sickest—SICKEST—pair of pants that you’ll ever wear!!!

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

Who doesn’t love these pants?

By
Will Beamon
, June 26, 2013

These pants are the most universal pants I’ve ever owned. Need some longer pants to sleep in? Boom. Need to get a good pump in at the gym and want to hide your legs when it’s chest day while getting a good leg sweat? Boom. Wanna go around town and be “that guy”? Boom. The material is also super soft and breathable; I wear these pants all the time. I need to get more!

4 of 5 people found the following review helpful

Revolutionize Your Social Life

By
Basil Rathbone “Basil”
, December 31, 2012

Are you an American Renaissance Man? An American Original? The last of a dying breed? Do you live your life the way you want to and not the way the yoga-posing, manicure-getting Suits want you to? Do you show up at black tie dinners and weddings wearing jean shorts and your favorite Packers shirt because you’ll be damned if someone else is gonna tell you how to dress? Then I have the pants for you. Nothing says, “Back off, sissy,” like a pair of zebra-striped sweatpants. Perfect for any occasion, from weddings, funerals, keynote addresses, meeting foreign heads of state, and negotiating bilateral Arms Treaties to cracking open some skulls at the bowling alley. You’ll be stylish and comfortable at all times while planting a bold flag of defiance that says, “I will not sit idly by! The revolution starts with me!” Tell your wife to take out the garbage because you’ve got some important struttin’ to do!