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By
HootHoot
, April 19, 2011

My Little Pony Basic Rainbow Dash I got this in the mail at the speed of a Sonic-Rainboom. When I opened the package I felt that my life got 20% cooler in under 10 seconds flat. I am now ready to go on big adventures full of friendship and magic. The comb sort of works but not really it kind of messes up the hair more but it serves its purpose.

4.4 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Accoutrements Squirrel Mask

ASIN:
     B0070QMUN2

Price:
     
$22.99

This full-sized, adult Squirrel Mask is the perfect thing to freak out your neighbors. Just slip it on, sneak over, and steal birdseed until they notice. If it freaks out people, just imagine what it will do for squirrels! They’ll never come back to your yard again. Do not wear around dogs. Latex. Fits most adult heads.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

24 of 25 people found the following review helpful

Creepy Squirrel

By
heidiB “heidibort2”
, October 9, 2012

Even a sweet 5-year-old can transform into a creepy squirrel. The dog is upset by her presence. What you may think will be cute is actually quite disturbing. My kids have been taking turns wearing this and jumping out from behind corners. Everyone is in a state of high alert. We have yet to try it out in the front yard, where we are inundated with a large squirrel population…

166 of 171 people found the following review helpful

Day 27

By
G. Brison “Gabe”
, January 23, 2013

They can’t even tell I’m one of them. Soon I shall be their leader. We will rise on the dawn of the acorn harvest.

281 of 287 people found the following review helpful

My dream has finally come true

By
A.Joy
, October 16, 2012

I have spent my whole life wanting to be a real squirrel, knowing deep down inside that I should have been born a squirrel. I sit for hours outside under a tree with my squirrel friends just hoping that one day I won’t feel like an outsider but truly one of them. They are kind and tell me to not take it so hard and that it’s OK to be different, but deep down inside I know I am just a human…until now. Once I put on the mask, I was no longer an outsider anymore but a real squirrel. I felt for the first time in my life I wasn’t living a lie anymore, every day trying to be something that I’m not. And after my species reassignment surgery, I will be who I was meant to be, who I should have been in the first place: a squirrel.

10 of 11 people found the following review helpful

You can be a chipmunk, too!

By
Joe H
, January 10, 2013

I wore this on Halloween as a part of my Alvin of
Alvin and the Chipmunks
costume and no one said, “Hey, isn’t that a squirrel mask?” They were just like, “Dope costume, Al!” and then they would high-five me. So, 2-for-1 value, as far as I see it.zzzz

18 of 19 people found the following review helpful

Changed my life

By
Nadia Crecenzio
, April 28, 2013

The speedy delivery of this product, reaching my house in just 2 short days, was the ultimate sign that this was going to be the best purchase of my life. It arrived on a Friday morning, which was the start of the weekend, and that only meant one thing I needed to wear this in public. For once in my life I finally stood out. Heads turned. People admired me. The Squirrel Mask made my self-esteem blossom in ways I never thought it could have. I feel as if I can be someone with the Squirrel Mask. I can accomplish anything. There are no limits with the Squirrel Mask. Because of my Squirrel Mask purchase I decided to take a new path in life. I needed to put this new perspective of life into good use. So, that’s when I decided I wanted to become a Golf Ball Diver. About 300 million golf balls are lost each year in the United States alone. So many golf balls lose their lives. Become Unclaimed. Deserted. Misunderstood. The Squirrel Mask made me realize that I had to change this outcome. Those golf balls needed my help. I was ready to devote my life to assure the recovery and future safety of those 300 million golf balls. 1 Squirrel Mask purchase=300 million saved golf balls. If that’s not a good reason to purchase this product, I don’t know what is.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

Hot cougar in a squirrel mask