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Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
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3.7 out of 5 stars
Name:
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
ASIN:
B0047E0EII
Price:
$3.48
Slice an entire banana with one quick motion. Kids love slicing their own bananas. Safer than a knife. Made from dishwasher-safe material.
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
49,139 of 49,702 people found the following review helpful
No more winning for you, Mr. Banana!
By
SW3K
, March 3, 2011
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. “Use a knife!” they say. Well…my parole officer won’t allow me to be around knives. “Shoot it with a gun!” Background check…HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempting to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity toward thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I’ll call it
South Side Story
. Banana Slicer…thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.