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Capture the Magic.

The Three Wolf Moon shirt’s power is obvious. This video is living proof that you will get women and fly. Most importantly, my son was born without bones, and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones. Don’t ask me how it happened, but the magic is there. I wish I could hug the designers of this shirt and thank them for everything they have done for my family.

Geeks turning into studs by the power of the shirt.

It does cover my girthy frame while attracting the ladies.

Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

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3.7 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

ASIN:
     B001DZTJRQ

Price:
     
$1,305.44

This giant Swiss Army knife from Wenger is designed with an incredible 87 implements that perform 141 functions, making it the only tool you’ll need to get any job done. Whether in your pack or on display, the Giant Knife is sure to be a conversation starter. Packaged in a black plastic box.

  • 2.5-inch, 60%-serrated locking blade
  • Nail file
  • Nail cleaner
  • Corkscrew
  • Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
  • Removable screwdriver bit adapter
  • 2.5-inch blade for Official World Scout Knife
  • Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
  • Removable screwdriver bit holder
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  • Flathead screwdriver bit, 0.5 mm × 3.5 mm
  • Flathead screwdriver bit, 0.6 mm × 4.0 mm
  • Flathead screwdriver bit, 1.0 mm × 6.5 mm
  • Magnetized, recessed bit holder
  • Double-cut wood saw with ruler
  • Chain rivet setter
  • Removable 5-mm Allen wrench
  • Screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
  • Removable tool for adjusting spokes
  • 10-mm hexagonal key for nuts
  • Removable 4-mm, curved Allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
  • Patented locking screwdriver
  • Universal wrench
  • 2.4-inch springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
  • 1.65-inch clip-point utility blade
  • Phillips head screwdriver
  • 2.5-inch clip-point blade
  • Club face cleaner
  • 2.4-inch round-tip blade
  • Cap lifter
  • Can opener
  • Shoe spike wrench
  • Divot repair tool
  • 4-mm Allen wrench
  • 2.5-inch blade
  • Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
  • Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
  • 12/20-gauge choke tube tool
  • Watch-case-back opening tool
  • Snap shackle
  • Mineral crystal magnifier
  • Compass
  • Straight edge / ruler (in./cm)
  • Telescopic pointer
  • Fish scaler
  • Hook disgorger
  • Line guide
  • Shortix laboratory key
  • Micro tool holder
  • Micro tool adapter
  • Micro scraper, straight
  • Micro scraper, curved
  • Laser pointer with 300-foot range
  • Metal file
  • Metal saw
  • Flashlight
  • 1.5-mm Phillips head screwdriver
  • 1.2-mm screwdriver
  • .8-mm screwdriver
  • Fine fork for watch spring bars
  • Reamer
  • 1.2-mm pin punch
  • .8-mm pin punch
  • Round needle file
  • Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
  • Removable tool holder
  • Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
  • Flat Phillips head screwdriver
  • Chisel-point reamer
  • Small ruler
  • Extension tool
  • Spring-loaded, locking, flat-nose needle-nose pliers
  • Removable screwdriver bit holder
  • Tire tread gauge
  • Fiber-optic tool holder
  • Cap lifter
  • Wire stripper
  • Reamer
  • Awl
  • Toothpick
  • Tweezers
  • Key ring

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

1,799 of 1,917 people found the following review helpful

Found this

By
MechYeti
, January 22, 2011

…stuck into a stone, while on vacation. I’m impressed with it generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which is a lot of responsibility.

19 of 24 people found the following review helpful

This is the coolest thing ever

By
MrLiar
, October 21, 2011

I’ve always wanted to own a pocketknife that was too large to fit in my pocket, and here it is! When extended, it looks like Satan’s combine harvester! Love it!

745 of 803 people found the following review helpful

Bad Toothpick Placement

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