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24 of 30 people found the following review helpful

Great for wild strawberries

By
sab007
, December 20, 2012

Can you say Smultronstället? I now look at Ingmar Bergman’s movie,
Wild Strawberrries
, with totally new eyes. Life, death, the passing of time, joy. I wish the strawberry slicer would have been around in 1957. I know, I know Bergman would have appreciated it.

Thank Goodness!

By
Mrg09
, October 29, 2013

I’m really thankful for this product because, and let’s be honest here ladies, the table saw just throws the pulpy mess all over the garage. No strawberries…just a mess. I tried every method of feeding those puppies through the saw too. Carefully (I lost a couple of finger tips. So if you try this method…be careful!) throwing the berries at the saw only gives you uneven slices and we can’t have that. Finally, I’d had enough. I was paying so much in emergency room visits to have my fingers re-attached that I was going broke looking for the perfect sliced strawberry! Not only that, they had to re-attach them so many times, they don’t even sit the right way on my hands anymore! What was I supposed to do!?!?!? I was taken in by the Hutzler 571 banana slicer, but let me tell you, that thing is a dead end. Confusing instructions, the wrong angle, a nightmare! This is the real deal. No more emergency room visits. Nicely sliced strawberries. Now if only I could find something to help with my bananas…

Grow Taller Pills

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2.5 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Grow Taller Pills Grow Tall, 800 mg, 100% Natural, 30-Capsule Bottle

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Price:
     
$20.65

These Grow Tall, doctor-approved pills will give you the results of a massive scientific breakthrough. They will increase your height by 1 to 6 inches. There are no side effects like with painful ankle weights. There are no stressful exercises or energetic motions to do. No painful insoles in your footwear and no expensive injections to take. And NO surgery is involved whatsoever. Grow Tall is a unique product, which has been tested and approved and can be described as the easiest and most effective way to gain height. The treatment is so simple, and for those who wish to be taller, all they need do is to take the capsules in a course according to the height they wish to gain. Grow Tall, of course, will work for people of all statures. No matter whether you are a teenager or an adult. An increase of 1 inch to 6 inches can be obtained. Grow Tall has a high success rate, 96 percent for people between the age of 13 and 40 who have used this unique supplement, according to studies. It has proven to be a product for height gain, which of course has increased confidence and the overall well-being of the persons who have made the wise decision to use this unique formula. Users of Grow Tall also have the following benefits:

  1. A stronger and more flexible spine.
  2. An increase in the ability to enhance overall physical fitness and performance.
  3. Balance and posture.
  4. The awareness of mental and physical relaxation.
  5. The reduction in the risk of injuries to muscles, tendons, and joints.
  6. Improved and increased metabolism.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

55 of 64 people found the following review helpful

Pay VERY close attention to the instructions

By
Library Jan8tor
, February 24, 2013

Okay, long story short (lol, not anymore), I read the instructions wrong. The Amazon listing here says to take 2 capsules a day, which probably gives some pretty reasonable results. With my order I received a slip of paper with similar instructions, but it said I should take 8 capsules a day. There must have been a printing error or just some dirt on the paper because this is TOO MUCH. The local news keeps saying that I’m going on a “rampage” or that I’ve “killed hundreds.” I honestly don’t know how true this is because for the last few days I’ve pretty much just been staggering around my city in a daze. If someone were to tell me I was 100 feet tall I wouldn’t necessarily doubt them because the number of cars I’ve crushed has certainly gone up after taking these supplements. Also, this listing should really warn about tiny men shooting you with miniature weaponry because that’s something that’s happened a whole lot over the past few days. I gave this product two stars because, while my experience has been almost entirely negative, it has actually made me taller, which I guess is all it claims to do.

3 of 12 people found the following review helpful

Too tall

By
B182-G4
, March 23, 2013

Pills made me too tall. My feet are currently on Earth, but my head and arms are 10
812
light years away from home due to my height, and I am sending this message with hyper-faster-than-light Internet that an alien species, on the planet where my head is, has graciously allowed me to use. Do not use these pills unless you wish to explore the farthest reaches of our vast universe. Also, my torso resides in a supercluster right now, and it’s REALLY hot!

36 of 47 people found the following review helpful

“96% success rate MADE IN UK”??? The other 4% is what worries me

By
margaret Bernadette
, February 24, 2013

First, I think I made a big mistake taking these while lying down. DAAAAMN I need a new belt, or maybe some suspenders. I guess I expected that the pills would know which way was “up.” On the other hand, the description only suggests a 96% success rate of being made in the UK, so maybe I got a bottle that was made in one of the less reputable countries, like Belgium. I wouldn’t ordinarily trust my supernatural growin’ needs to anything but the best back-alley herbs from Manchester or maybe Cardiff, but the price was good enough that I had to take my chances that I wouldn’t get the 1-in-25 pills that are NOT made in UK. (One star for price, one star for mostly succeeding at being made in UK, zero stars for making me grow in the wrong dimension.)

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