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Ears: Beats Solo HD On-Ear Headphone (White)

Head: Marijuana Pot Leaf Black Glow Snapback Cap

Torso: New #Swagg T-Shirt, Jersey Shore DJ Pauly D T-Shirt, #Swagg, MTV

Pants: Just roll with the highest priced jeans at your local Walmart. Can’t go wrong!

SHOES: GALAXY FOAMS

With the combination of these clothes, you should be the alpha males in your hood in no time. Make sure to spray a few cans of Axe before leaving your crib for maximum effect.

72 of 94 people found the following review helpful

Don’t be fooled

By
Mr. Sagan
, December 14, 2012

At first glance these might appear as an overpriced shoe with only idiots in mind for the target audience, but you have to look closer. What you are buying is not just a shoe, but the entire Cosmos in your shoe. Billions and billions of atoms, all little bits and pieces of star dust. It’s our history; it is us. Are you not worth at least 1.5k dollars?

16 of 19 people found the following review helpful

Should Have Bought a Few More

By
PA_T
, June 9, 2013

I must say, after I wore them for the first time, I threw away all my useless 50–70-dollar sneakers and made sure nothing would be near these full-of-light shoes. I took a loan from a bank for $1800, and trust me, it was worth risking my credit. Yeah, I might not have my own car, house, or a GF, but I tell you one thing, I sure have one hell of a comfort in my feet. I now enjoy my job as a teacher with these shoes, and my students can’t stop talking about them either. Highly recommended; buy it while they’re hot.

3.4 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Boyfriend Pillow
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—Companion Pillow w/Mooshi Squeeze Micro Beads—Soft, Silky-Like T-Shirt

ASIN:
     B0012BISBY

Price:
     
$24.95

Never curl up on the bed alone again, with this comfortable arm that wraps around you. This Companion Pillow is a soft body pillow that looks like the torso of a man with a comforting arm that cuddles and holds you throughout the night.

• Soft and comfortable body pillow
  
• Best sleeping bedmate for lonely people
  
• Feel the hug of a real man without the snoring, smell, tossing or turning
  

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

116 of 138 people found the following review helpful

Now I know what “gag gift” really means

By
DAEL FRANKE
, December 5, 2012

I was given this pillow as a gag gift for my birthday this last Halloween. I laughed, and looked sheepish, and did all the things that we must do when presented with a humorous gift. I put it on my head, and stuffed it into my shirt with the arm hanging out like an extraneous limb; my friends howled with laughter. Later that night, I used it as a neck support while reading in bed and dozed off. I awoke some hours later in a state of panic, my cat hissing and backing across the bed, as I felt the pillow’s soft fingers slipping into my mouth. The arm and body were wrapped around my neck
tightly, and the hand was forcing itself between my teeth. I ripped it away and threw it across the room, and I turned on the light. I found it working its way across the room toward the bed, writhing and whipping like some huge worm. I grabbed it and tied it in a knot, and I tossed it into the fireplace. I poured rubbing alcohol over it and lit it…and remembered to open the flue just in time. Being mostly polyester, it melted more than burned, but it stopped moving. As it burned, the melting plastic made some strange noises, like wet giggling sounds and a weird sort of distant piping. I’m giving it 2 stars because even though it’s pretty good quality and it was fun at first, gifts shouldn’t try to climb into your mouth in the middle of the night.

62 of 69 people found the following review helpful

Brilliant and comfy

By
W. rice
, December 22, 2008

I love this thing more than my real boyfriend. It doesn’t talk.

4 of 7 people found the following review helpful

Better than a boyfriend

By
ThorThunder “Thunder”
, May 1, 2012

The Boyfriend Pillow is super comfy, and it gives me more pleasure than my boyfriends ever have!! In the dark it acts just like a very sound sleeper, only moving if you move it. If you’re lonely, desperate, or really horny, this pillow will do the trick. As another reviewer mentioned, it doesn’t talk, which can be a bonus.

Perfect if was the right arm instead of left

By
DT
, September 11, 2013

I love cuddling. I love it. But I lay on my left side, and the Boyfriend Pillow only cuddles those who lay on their right sides. I’m sick of products only coming out for right-side sleepers. When they come out with the opposite-side pillow, I will be the happiest person alive.