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By
David Hicks
, January 31, 2012

As an extra obese man, I decided to try out this “two person” underwear, being that I am about the size of two people myself. There are no “big and tall” stores near where I live; even if there were, I’m far to fat to visit the store anyways, and online shopping at their websites proves to be expensive. These are cheap, somewhat durable (I’ve blown a few holes in them given the pressure behind my gastric releases), and best of all, they have a little extra storage for a handful of fries on the go. To the kitchen to get more fries. Mmmmmm. A++

29 of 61 people found the following review helpful

Multiuse Underwear

By
iLLyNoiZe
, May 21, 2012

I was hanging from a cliff the other day when I was rock climbing and slipped on a loose rock; as I was falling I pulled this underwear out and it got caught on a rock and functioned as a bungee rope! I bought this is because when my bully decides to give me a wedgie, he fails on epic proportions but ends up putting it over my head. I still avoid the brutal pain of a wedgie. But in all honesty I wouldn’t use this…I would use it as some fun and put it over (while wearing cloths of course) and play tug of war. Yeah, it ruins it pretty quick, but it’s funny as hell when the other person loses, and you drag their a** along as you run.

4.2 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Opti-Flex QC300, 12” × 12”, 1 Micron, CNC Controlled

ASIN:
     B001KOX14C

Price:
     
$32,495.00

Flexbar Opti-Flex QC300, 12-x-12” Measurement System, 1 micron. Optiflex 3000 Series Systems feature solid granite frame and column to guarantee strength, accuracy, and stability; precision 4-x-8” or 12-x-12” crossed roller bearing stage; and an open-frame design.

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3 of 7 people found the following review helpful

Exceeded My Expectations!

By
MTracy
, September 8, 2013

In the past I used a handheld magnifying glass to read my fortune cookie fortunes, as my eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I kept dropping the magnifying lenses and got tired of replacing them. So now I just bring home my fortunes from the buffet and read them with this bad boy! My wife now uses it to thread needles when she needs to!

8 of 19 people found the following review helpful

Best money that I’ve ever spent!

By
Mister Moose
, December 18, 2012

If you have $32,500 lying around, I highly suggest picking one of these up! I have 11 of them, and they rock! I’m not 100% sure of what they do entirely, but they look really cool!

5.0 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Nike Air Foamposite One, NRG Style #521286

ASIN:
     B00CLVOWRS

Price:
     
$1,864.00 - $2,000.00

Synthetic

• 100% Authentic
  
• Brand New
  
• Durable
  
• Original Packaging
  

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15 of 19 people found the following review helpful

A Life-Changing Purchase

By
Lt.S
, December 30, 2012

This is, hands down, the best purchase I’ve ever made. You are probably looking at the price tag and considering the price. Let me give you an advice, One-Click-Buy them! They may be expensive, but you can easily save up a grand for these kicks. Even though it took me three months worth of unemployment checks and solely drinking Miller, these shoes are worth every penny. These Galaxy Foams turned my life around. Before, I was just an average gangsta. I had some swag. I wore pretty fly clothes, but the lack of swaggy shoes really stood out. While I was trying to holla at some females, they would always look at my feet first and find the lack of swag very disturbing. Trust me, I wore all the latest snapbacks, BBC shirts, and Gucci jeans. Females did not want the number because my Nike Classics were not fly. Then
Galaxy Foams arrived. Now, every female that I pass hollas at me. I am now the swaggiest male in the suburbs, and all the wannabes look up to me. I wanted to give some pro advice to those who want to up their swag and perhaps bring it to my level. These Galaxy Foams need to be worn in combination with other swaggy apparel. I’ve assembled a list of products that will make you stand out from the average gangstas and get you all the females: