Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (19 page)

Step 3:
Continue south until his head comes through the top of your fist and into your mouth. As you take him in, begin the
Twister
technique with your hand, first on the upstroke, then on the downstroke.

Step 4:
Bring everything into perfect synch. Coordinate your favorite combo of hand grips and stroking with your glorious wet lips around his penis.

Exotic Variations

Start with
The Classic Blowjob,
then try one of these variations as your springboard to wild improvisations. Which of these will become your one Golden Technique to finish him off?

Flick Off.
With his head in your mouth, flick or roll your tongue around the top. Try flattening your tongue to create more surface area.

Flick On
. Alternate suction with flicking in the technique above.

Fruit Juicer.
Twist your neck left and right so it feels like your mouth is swiveling on his penis as you go up and down. Add in the
Flick
Off and listen to him moan.

Suction Seduction.
Suck on his shaft to hold the skin tight to your lips, and work your magic up and down his penis. Add in a twisting motion without breaking the seal.

Tea Bagging.
Let your tongue roam down beyond his shaft and onto his balls. Tap them lightly with your tongue, increasing the intensity. Now gently fill your mouth with one (or both!) of them.

Sadie Sez:

Rocket his missile.
Grab a Missile popsicle out of the freezer and give your guy a visual demonstration of what you’re planning to do to him.Then hand it to him to eat as you head south!

Sweet Nothings.
As softly and lightly as you possibly can, tease the head of his penis with your mouth and tongue. Let him feel mostly your hot moist breath.

Hummer.
Place your puckered lips on him and hum
“The Star Spangled
Banner.” The vibrations should make him stand and salute!

Yummer.
Add some chocolate syrup, whipped cream or mashed strawberries and eat him clean.

V-Spotting.
Work the V-spot with the tip of your tongue, flicking and licking. Now open your mouth, extend your tongue, and let
him
rub his V-spot along its long, wet, luxurious surface.

XXX-treme.
Change the temperature in your mouth and change the sensation around his penis. Fill your mouth with ice water, hot tea or shaved ice—and plunge him in. Or just blow your cool or hot breath over his eager penis.

Ivory Hunt.
Break the no-teeth rule—gently! Glide your teeth down the length of his shaft, or run the head of his penis over the broad-surfaced molars in the back of your mouth—
with a feather-light touch!

Waterfall.
Place a cup of hot water or tea beside the bed, and when he’s not looking, fill your mouth with the hot liquid. Now go down on him and let the hot water spill out of your mouth for a hot, wet, slippery experience! Alternate with ice cubes and cool water.

Say When.
Slowly run your finger up the underside of his penis. Tell him to say “There!” when you reach the most sensitive spot. Now make love to that spot by licking, nibbling and teasing.

The Skimmer.
Take his head into your mouth, barely pressing your lips into his skin. Try this a few times till he becomes a bucking bronco!

Peek-a-Boo.
Gently stretch his lubed foreskin down, exposing his sensitive head and shaft to lick with your tongue and to stroke with your fingers. Use the classic “OK” grip.

Rocket Boosters

Bait & Switch.
Lead him to think you’re going to get him off with a handjob, and right before he comes, land your hot mouth on him. For contrast, try a fast hand motion, then a slow, hard suck. Or pull out a vibrator and get shaking!

LipFlip.
Lead him to think you’re going to get him off with a blowjob, running your lips up and down his shaft till he nearly comes.Then straddle him, and glide your wet vaginal lips up and down along his shaft.

Tricky Dick.
With you on your knees, and him dangling his erect penis over you, try bobbing for it without using your hands.Add to the challenge by having him flex his PC muscles to make his penis a moving target. As long as you’re down there, go ahead and lick his balls, too.

Growth Spurt.
Before he’s hard, take his entire penis into your mouth and wrap your luscious lips around the base. Feel him start to grow as you work your tongue magic on him, and just move back as he gets bigger.

Just Say O. Keep
your head still as he does all the thrusting motion into your mouth. You may want to grip your hand around the base or use a penis sleeve to act as a buffer, so he doesn’t go too deep.

Vibe Him.
Place a cylindrical vibrator over his balls, or whichever part of his manhood is not in your mouth! Then alternate your tongue and a vibe on his penis.

Ball Buzzer.
Place a wireless vibrating cock ring around the base of his shaft, with the vibrator turned towards the bottom, so it presses right into his balls. Now lick and suck while the vibrations put him in orbit.

Penis Alarm Clock.
Place a strong mint or menthol cough drop in your mouth—along with his penis.The minty or menthol sensation can awaken the nerve endings even more.