Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (12 page)

He’s past light and teasing. He’s ready for hot and heavy. What better time than to bring out the lube?

Lube starter.
To use your own natural lube, pool-up some saliva inside your mouth. Now cup your hand over your lips and quietly, gracefully, deposit it onto your fingertips.Then spread it all around the head of his penis for incredible sensations from the first touches of your slippery fingers.

Lube booster.
For long-lasting slipperiness, have a good sex lube at-hand. You can drizzle some right onto his penis, or be a considerate lover and warm it up by rubbing it in your palms first.

Head’s Up

Just a few more pointers will turn a good handjob into a virtuoso performance:

Sensitive guy?
Just like you may be ultra-sensitive to direct clitoral stimulation, he might squirm from over-stimulation of his head. See how he reacts, and if it’s over the top, try stroking him just beneath the ridge, and see if he wants you to glide over the head when he’s about ready to orgasm.

Uncircumcised?
Remember that his foreskin is very thin and delicate, so don’t slide it down too far, too hard or too fast. You can gently stroke with the foreskin alone, but it’s always a good idea to apply lots of lube.

Tuckered out?
What if the energy in your hand or wrist is finished before he is? Then switch hands! Or take a break and give him a long, wet, deep kiss—but keep caressing his penis.

Try These Positions

The better you feel, the better he’ll feel. Whichever position you choose, just be sure your hands can move freely, and you’re comfortable, balanced and warm.

The most common position for a handjob is to lie down right next to him, but these exciting variations will thrill him deeply:

You straddle his legs for bird’s eye view—or even wrap your legs around his.

You kneel on the floor while he stands in front of you.

You lie behind him, simulating his own masturbation motions.

He straddles your hips, so he can caress your breasts and enjoy watching you stroke him.

You each sit cross-legged facing the TV, twisting your torsos toward each other. Now watch an adult video while your hands work their magic.

The Grand Finale

His muscles are tensing, his breathing is accelerating, his penis is bulging and his balls are tightening.
This is your cue to keep doing exactly what you’re doing—with the same consistent speed, rhythm and pressure. Don’t change a thing!

If he should suddenly veer away from his orgasm, try more stimulation to the head. Or less. Or add some lube. Or just ask him what he’d like you to do.

When he reaches that tantalizing point-of-no-return, don’t stop—ever—even if your wrist feels like it’s going to fall off! After the first orgasmic pulsations, begin downshifting your motions, because he’s starting to become extra sensitive.
But don’t stop—keep stroking slowly and softly until his last orgasmic contraction.

For a true handjob masterpiece, remember: he LOVES to watch himself come. And he LOVES to watch you watching him.You will launch your guy into seventh heaven by inviting it out of him with hot, spontaneous passion, and then sending it where he can see everything. Right before he explodes, offer him your breasts, tummy, neck, face, arms or even feet for him to come on, and you will be worshiped like never before!

For a graceful finish, never race for the tissues or jump straight into the shower.Tell him how much he turned you on. Caress his penis very gently. Play with his come. Cuddle. Give him a nice deep kiss.Then give him an orgasm aftershock: hold his softening penis at the base, and bring your hand slowly up the shaft, putting light pressure on the underside, like you’re squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
Aaaah.

Sadie
Sez:

Do unto others.
How do guygasms feel? We’ll never know for sure, but it probably feels very similar to our own orgasms.After all, guys have the same ultra-sensitive nerve endings in the head of the penis that we’ve got in the clitoris. And our bodies react orgasmically in much the same way: involuntary contractions of the PC muscle after that delicious point-of-no-return.

My point? Try the same touching techniques on your guy that you crave yourself: softer rather than harder, slower rather than faster—as well as knowing the moment when faster is better than slower!

Basic Grips

It’s easy to get comfortable with just one grip and forget there are many more variations than you even see here. Not every grip will work for your guy—so be sure to improvise—and discover which ones become his new favorites. Don’t forget the lube!

oh-Oh-OH-KAY! To
form the world’s most natural grip, make the “OK” sign by touching your index (or middle) finger to your thumb, then slip it around his shaft. Now you can travel the entire length, adjusting the pressure to his liking.