Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (3 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wafer.
Wafer who?
Wafer a long time, but now I'm back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Xylophone.
Xylophone who?
Xylophone you when I get home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Argo.
Argo who?
Argo down to the store for some candy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Betty.
Betty who?
Betty gets sore knuckles from all that knocking.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chess.
Chess who?
Chess open the door and let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell wouldn't work, so I had to knock.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on a crutch because I broke my foot.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ferris.
Ferris who?
Ferris fair, so let me in!.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys not snowing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hank.
Hank who?
You're welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon hardly wait for you to open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica new knock-knock joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kansas.
Kansas who?
Kansas what you put soda pop in.