Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (2 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy your key, so I can open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door? It's cold, and I'm hungry.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lois.
Lois who?
Lois man on the totem pole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madison.
Madison who?
Madison is what doctors give you when you are sick.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah anybody who will open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to hear new knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther all dirty from playing in the mud.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Q-tip.
Q-tip who?
Q-tip me off on how to get you to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ray.
Ray who?
No, it's hoo-ray!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul these jokes are too much for me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tibet.
Tibet who?
You know, Tibet way to get in is to use your key.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Upton.
Upton who?
Upton now, I've enjoyed telling knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vanna.
Vanna who?
Vanna make something of it?