Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (7 page)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Canteloupe.

Canteloupe who?

Canteloupe without a girlfriend.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dewayne.

Dewayne who?

Dewayne fell on Noah's Ark for forty days and forty nights.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Elvis.

Elvis who?

Elvis help Santa at Christmastime.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Freddie.

Freddie who?

Freddie or not, here I come!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gopher.

Gopher who?

Gopher-ther with these jokes, and I'll leave!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Halibut.

Halibut who?

Halibut opening the door? I'm tired of knocking.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Iguana.

Iguana who?

Iguana hold your hand.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time to open the door. It's cold outside.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Keith.

Keith who?

Keith me on the lips, sweetheart.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lazy.

Lazy who?

Lazy key on the table where I can find it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Megan.

Megan who?

Megan a funny joke is what I like to do.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nuisance.

Nuisance who?

What's nuisance I've been gone?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver town, people are laughing at my knock-knock jokes.