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By
Martin M. Rosenbluth
, June 12, 2013

One week after buying this book I won my first race! Next year, I am going to go for the Triple Crown! Can’t wait to start getting those stud fees!

34 of 39 people found the following review helpful

Do You Think You Can Prance?

By
Joe Guy “joe_guy”
, May 31, 2013

After viewing the
Prancercise
video a couple weeks ago I decided to try it myself. I decided to go to San Francisco to do it because I was sure nobody would notice me. Once I arrived at downtown on Market Street I went into full trot mode while waving my hands and arms and smiling at everyone on the street. Before I knew it a parade had formed behind me and everyone was prancing wildly, some of them were singing and carrying signs such as, “D**** ON BIKES FOR OBAMA,” “WILL PRANCE FOR FOOD,” and “PARK BENCH FOR RENT.” At one point a cop pulled me over and asked me for my prancing license. I told him that I had diplomatic immunity, and he backed off. The line behind me grew with prancers of all races, creeds, and colors. All of them waving arms and smiling. When we all finally became exhausted, we had a group hug, and then we all went on our separate ways. It was beautiful. Now I never walk anywhere. I prance to wherever I want to go. The only odd thing is that my diet now consists of sugar cubes, apples, and hay, and I’m as strong as a horse and attracted to camels for some reason. I highly recommend
Prancercise
.

70 of 78 people found the following review helpful

Makes a wonderful gift

By
Drew Alexander
, May 29, 2013

Joanna writes that her creation,
Prancercise
, is “the only child I intend to bear.” This book is something we can all be glad she didn’t abort.

17 of 18 people found the following review helpful

Best thing I’ve tried since bath salts!

By
Alec
, May 31, 2013

Sure, there are chemicals you can put into your body to get you high. But then there are all-natural highs like the rush of adrenaline you get while skydiving or cliff jumping. And then there’s “prancer’s high.” Oh man. For those of you who may have experienced a runner’s high during a marathon, you might know a little bit of what I’m referring to. Comparing runner’s high to prancer’s high is like comparing Pixie Stix to crystal meth, or Channing Tatum to Daniel Day Lewis. Do yourself a favor and get sideways on some prancing right now.

19 of 20 people found the following review helpful

Awakened my inner horse!

By
Nigel Reid
, June 5, 2013

It can be difficult being a fulfilled male figure in a world concerned with political correctness, sensible politics, and tamed inner passions. I found in
Prancercise
my inner horse, which has brought me into an awakened world of masculinity! My muscles have never been firmer, and I feel confident that I can escape predators as both my speed and my sense of balance have increased. Last week while prancing I set a new track record AND jumped over a fence! I’ve even begun to sleep standing up, which has kept me more alert and attentive—ready for action! I’m eating incredible quantities of oats without the guilt that I used to feel, and even my hair has a new sheen to it that the ladies are keen on. I smell like leather during the day and like sweet, sweet man sweat at night. A caution to the weak—this is a committed workout! On average I’m eating upward of 24 lb. of food per day, am drinking 12 gallons of water, and must prance daily.

425 of 448 people review helpful

Call me Prancer

By
Sleigh
, May 29, 2013

This book finally let me experience my inner horse. I was like a child again, prancing through the woods. At one point, I was convinced I had 4 legs. A smile radiated from my face. I punched the sky, knowing that I was free. Call me Prancer, for I walk my path with joy.

9 of 10 people found the following review helpful

Hoofin’ it!

By
Genevieve
, June 3, 2013

Hay everybody! I know you should never change horses midstream, but hold your horses until you hear me out. It’s time you get off your high horse and stop horsin’ around with those other fillies. Take a ride on
Prancercise
, which is no longer the dark-horse candidate of the 80s. Wild horses couldn’t drag me away from this workout! While I know you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink, hopefully this info straight from the horse’s mouth will inspire you to find your inner horse. Start working out those haunches with this rare mare, the prized buckskin of the year. May your horse never stumble, your cinch never break, your belly never grumble, and your heart never ache. Giddy up!

4.1 out of 5 stars