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F.D. Nancy (MR)

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Mail Box: SCHOOLS

Subject
Sessions - Admissions

Sent Date
04–08–2009 5:11:40 PM

From
Kerri Besse – Sessions Online

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“F.d. Nancy” <
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Hi F.d.,

Thank you for your interest in Sessions Online Schools of Art and Design.

Our Certificate Programs include: Graphic Design, Web Design, Multimedia, Digital Arts, and Marketing Design. The programs are extensive in that they provide you with the solid foundation and skills that you will need to succeed. There are three Certificate Program levels: Foundation, Advanced, and Master’s.

The first step to getting started with your design courses is to complete our short application process. There is no fee for submitting your application to us. It is simply so we can begin to work together to find a program that best fits your goals, both career wise and financially.

So what is your dream job and which design Certificate program do you think will best suit your goals? I am a trained designer with over three years of freelance and full time design experience here in New York City. I am here to help you with your decision process as well as to answer your questions about our school!

Kind Regards,

Kerri

Kerri Besse,
Director of Admissions

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F.D. NANCY (MR)
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
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Sessions Online School of Design

Kerri Besse,
Director of Admissions
350 7th Avenue, 12th Floor
New York, NY 10001

Apr 15, 2009

Dear Kerri Besse,

Funny you and I both have last “first names”. Now. Yes thank you for checking in. It is diligence like this that i certainly appreciate in these times of “people not caring”. you care and it is noted in my folder.

Now down to my retraining. I have decided not to retrain in the photoshop industry. I looked at a catalog of another school and to tell you the truth it look photoshopped. I became sick. what is real anymore?

I do need guidance though as I am a downsized waffle maker in an old tyme waffle shoppe in a mall. Woo. that was one bad job. sorting butter pads all day while teenagers vandalized the cardboard cutout outside the store throwing food at it.

Do you offer classes in: FIGURE DRAWING?

There seems to be quite a few jobs I have seen advertised for people to draw figures for very good money. How can i get in? How do we work together? So what is the next step? Thank you for getting back to me with figures so that I may draw.

Sincerely,

F.D. Nancy (Mr)

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Subject Sessions – Admissions

Sent Date 04–16–2009 3:16:51 PM

From Kern Besse – Sessions Online
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. Nancy”
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Hi F.d
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Thank you for your reply and sharing your current goals. We do in fact offer a course in Figure Drawing and I do agree that it is best to assess only the courses that interest you the most. This course is being offered through our school of Fine Arts. Here is the direct link to this course:

http://finearts.sessions.edu/paae2.asp?page_id=100027

I have taken this course myself. It was extremely helpful! The total cost for the course is $380.00 and it is 6 lessons in total. A 6 lesson course takes about 30 hours to complete.

Once you have had a chance to review the course information, you can feel free to e-mail the founder of the Fine Arts school, Jordon Schranz for more information. His e-mail is
[email protected]
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I am your Admissions Advisor and I am here to assist you with questions regarding tuition and course enrollments.

Best,

Kerri

Kern Besse,
Director of Admissions
Sessions Online@ Schools of Art & Design
800–258–4115 ext. 119
212–239–3080 ext. 119

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New York, NY 10001

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F.D. NANCY (MR)
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

Sessions Online School of Design
Kerri Besse, Director of Admissions
350 7th Avenue, 12th Floor
New York, NY 10001

2 May 09

Dear Session School, Ms Besse

I am sorry i have not been back to you sooner. I was in the hospital with a ladder accident.

Now down to my schooling: I wonder if i can make a living with this figure drawing. I see a man every day drawing faces in front of Vons supermarket and his shoes are worn and his tip cup is empty. (& dirty) I stare at him and wonder. Is that me? So.

I would really like to make up quips that you can embroider onto pillows. That is a field that is white hot. Can you tell me about these classes? I think the field of coming up with mottos and sayings and putting them onto pillows is the way to go. There is a lot of these stores in malls.

do you have any courses in that? I know you have art courses and design and graphics. How can you help me ? What can we do to get me:

1. Into your school

2. In the art field?

Please call me Fred. It is Fred D. Nancy. Sessions has a wonderful reputation for helping students tailor a field and courses around what they can do. Can you help me?

Respectfully,

Fred Nancy

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