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Rachael hadn’t been at all surprised. In fact, she’d been counting on it . . . Call Me Jim had met Berry at the door with a plate of peanut butter brownies. The pitcher of ice cold milk hadn’t hurt, either.
Now he was on the sherbet porch, wolfing down brownies and peppering her with questions. Even though it wasn’t his jurisdiction, a cop was a cop. And every one Rachael had met had curiosity bumps the size of railroad cars.
“Wait. Wait. Wait.” Nick had stuffed the last of the brownie in his mouth and was holding up both hands like a cop who has just realized he can’t control rush hour in Boston. “Let’s get back to the motive, please. This whole thing. This sinister conspiracy? The murders? Getting Rachael sent to the wilds of Minnesota—”
“St. Paul has a population of about three hundred thousand,” Rachael corrected mildly. “I don’t think
wilds
is the right word. And despite how it looks, Michael chose me to come out here. No one influenced his decision. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
“—was all so two guys no one but you ever met could avoid an
audit
?”
Rachael nodded. “Makes sense.”
Nick rounded on her even as he snaked another brownie off the plate. “
What?
These things are gonna kill me. You eat like this all the time? Will your landlords let me move in, too? And again:
what?
”
“Well, it does make sense, from a numbers perspective. You’ve never sat through an IRS audit.”
“I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. I’ve been in homicide for years. Except I am,” he admitted. “I am surprised. I am very surprised. Murder to avoid an audit.”
She smiled at the earnest blond in the Cole Haan jacket. “I think it’s nice that you’re surprised.”
“Oh, me, too,” Edward said, backing her up.
“In a pathetic way. In the way that I no longer think of you as a real man because you could be surprised by this.”
“You understand I can just start writing tickets on your rental right now? While I’m eating brownies?”
“Brown shirt thug.”
“So the guys you saw before you moved out here. They were trying to buy your client’s company.”
“Yes.”
“So they audited the bejeezus out of it. But in order to make the acquisition, their own numbers were gonna get flogged, too.”
“Correct.”
Flogged.
She’d have to remember that one.
“Which would have exposed all sorts of numbers nastiness. Stealing company funds, stealing from clients, all that good shit.”
“Yes. And because they knew I’d insist on doing the audit . . .” And she would have. Oh, yes. She still remembered their sneaky-nasty looks, their greasy smiles. “I would have audited the shit out of them.”
“Oh my God.” Edward clutched her hand. “I just fell in love with you all over again. That was so hot. Say
audited the shit out of them
again, but this time do it topless. Beriberi, get lost.”
“So they reached out,” he continued, doing his best to ignore Edward (which he knew from experience was nigh impossible), “to their cousin, right here in St. Paul: Mrs. Cain. And she came up with the people to kill, and how to implicate you and, even better, how to stir up more anti-vampire/Pack crap. One of them flew in from the Cape for the murders. And she was in a pretty good position to know how the investigation was going as well as how things were going between you and the vampires.”
“Yes.”
“But . . .” The detective chewed for a while and said nothing.
Edward, who’d had his head in Rachael’s lap, sat up. “It doesn’t seem like enough, does it, dude?” he asked, kindly enough.
“Yeah. I get why they were killed, but I’m not seeing Mrs. Cain’s metamorphosis from office manager to contractkiller-by-proxy.”
No, he wouldn’t; he wasn’t Pack. But for her love, she would try to explain as she had to Edward.
“If it helps, Mrs. Cain was what I consider to be clinically insane. It . . . it probably didn’t seem like it to you. It wouldn’t seem like it to a lot of people. But she’d been out here for so long . . .
“Sometimes, if we’re separated from our Pack for too long, it exacerbates a condition that can form over time . . . there’s something wrong with us. At the fundamental level. Your people are much, much better suited to survival than we are. You
vastly
outnumber us.”
Though he’d heard most of this before, she knew Edward was paying close attention. It sounded odd to her, using words like
your people
. She had so rarely thought about Pack vs. non-Pack in her old life. That was a habit she must change, and she was glad of it, even as she was a little intimidated.
Edward will help me. We’ll help each other.
“I think . . . I think part of the reason your kind thrive is because you’re missing that fundamental thing. The distance . . . the loneliness . . . it’s something that gets worse if we’re alone. Mrs. Cain basically came down with the Pack version of cabin fever. Except ours is based almost entirely on being homesick, or even just lonely. Not for nothing is our strongest urge to mate for life and have as many cubs as we can!”
“Wow, mate for life, huh?” Berry said, straight-faced. “Score.”
“Tell me.” Edward held out his knuckle for a bump from the detective.
“Hilarious, you two. But back to Mrs. Cain . . . she got more and more lonesome out here, more and more isolated. When that happens, our judgment goes right into the toilet. After
that
, it gets much harder to tell right from wrong. The condition . . . it feeds on itself, do you understand? It’s like a Michael Crichton novel . . . one little thing goes wrong and suddenly the dinosaurs can open doors. People have . . .” She spread her hands, a helpless expression on her face. “Well. People have died.”
“Jesus.” Edward was horrified and didn’t trouble himself to hide it. “That’s awful. That poor woman.”
“Don’t feel too sorry for her. She had options.”
“I wasn’t going to throw her a parade, don’t worry. And I’d never try to say I understood something that seems to prey pretty hard on Pack people. But maybe I can relate a little. I wasn’t exactly super-thrilled to come out here.”
“No? It seemed to me to be much more your idea to come than someone else’s for you to leave.”
“Yeah, but consider the someone elses! I left because I finally realized I was afraid to leave. And I was afraid to leave because I was afraid they’d—Boo and Greg—let me go. I knew I’d be the pathetic roomie who forces connections when you’re not roommates anymore. The guy who never, ever lets you off his Xmas list and who, when he’s in town to visit, insists on lunch and pretends you’re still really close. I couldn’t face it, not any of it, so I stayed. And stayed, and stayed. I’m an object at rest that loves remaining at rest.”
“You think
you
didn’t want to leave?” Rachael asked. “Try being raised in a Pack society with mega-strict hierarchies and being
told
to leave.”
“Sounds sucky,” he agreed. “Say, you’re not one of those people who feel compelled to one-up every story you hear, are you?”
“I absolutely am. I can never resist. It’s a huge compulsion for me.”
“I’ve never hated someone I’ve loved so much . . . Listen, so Mrs. Cain, she just cracked up? From being so lonesome and missing the Pack? What if that happens to you?”
“It’s rare.”
“So? I don’t want something awful and rare to happen to you. If we need to move to Werewolf 90210, or whatever the hell you guys call it, then we’ll move. We’ll move tonight if you want.”
“I’m fine, idiot. I was explaining something that happens very occasionally under horrific circumstances. We don’t need to rent a U-Haul right this minute. Oh, that reminds me. I’ll be in season this time next week, so when we have sex, I’ll probably get pregnant. We should keep that in mind when we’re looking for a permanent residence. I love my hobbit hole, but it would be crowded for two, never mind three.”
“And on
that
note,” Berry said, rising, “I think I’ll head out. Thanks for your time. Oh, and thank Mr. . . . nuts, he told me his name, but I—”
“Call me Jim,” he said, stepping on the porch. “You gotta leave now?”
“Well,” Berry said, eyeing the plate of brownies so fresh out of the oven they steamed, “not right this very second . . .”
“It’s nice when stuff can get wrapped up like that, huh?” Edward said.
“I’m not sure I consider this
stuff
wrapped up. But a few explanations are better than none at all, I guess. At least we—”
Edward sat bolt upright, horrified. “What? What?” Rachael tried to look in five directions at once.
“Boo! I forgot all about Boo! She’s trying to get a flight out here and I haven’t called or checked my phone or—oh, fuck! Oh, she’s gonna kill me. Oh, shit, I’m dead. I am a walking, talking corpse. Except not a vampire. Or a zombie. No, they’re the lucky ones when you compare them to what she’s gonna do to me. Ah, jeez, I told her all about Marc the zombie and . . . oh, fuck!”
“What’s a boo?” Berry asked thickly, reaching for another glass of milk.
 
Epilogue
 
“You want to explain to me why there’s a “Sold” sign in my landlord’s front yard?”
“Really?” Her cousin’s voice on the phone, deep and amused. “You need an explanation? You can’t make that deductive leap all by your lonesome?”
“Michael . . .”
“Because that would make you a terrible accountant.”
“Michael!”
“Well, it would.”
She ground her teeth. “There was never a ‘For Sale’ sign, so how could it even be sold?”
“Before you even went out there, when I talked to Cain and Cain talked to them, they’d discussed wanting to sell their family home—too big for them for years—so they could retire more and move to North Dakota.”
“That makes
no
sense.”
“Oh, sure it does, what with the real estate market being in such a slump. They were smart not to bother listing until the market began to recover.” Then, softly, to someone else: “Two minutes, honey. Then Daddy will push you on the swing. Gotta finish with cousin Rachael.” Louder: “Lara says hi and she loves you.”
“You know what I mean, you deliberate goob, and tell Lara I love her, too. And what is this
retire more
? And who retires in any capacity in order to end up, on purpose, in North Dakota?”
“The way I got it from Cain—may she rest in peace or burn in hell as long as she’s gone forever—these two aren’t very good at retiring.”
“They’ve made a lot of pies in the two weeks I’ve been here,” Rachael admitted.
“So they wanted to retire
more
, and build their dream home in the most beautiful place they knew, which happens to be in the state of North Dakota beside the lake where they’d honeymooned.
“After Cain was out of the picture and I heard that, I found out what fair market value was for their home and made a cash offer, which they took. They never even had to list their house. Which, by the way, is now your house. So now you can sleep in the turret. Or sell it. Or keep it and rent it out.”
“Or sleep in the turret,” she said excitedly. “We can fit a queen-sized bed in there!”
“Oooh, a shared turret, I’m impressed. I wasn’t sure Edward was turret-worthy.”
“Shut up. Stop calling me. I hate you.”
“You called
me
, cousin.”
“Oh, yeah. Right. Well, thanks for the turret and the house around it.”
“Thanks for befriending powerful allies and killing a threat to our Pack.” His voice deepened as all traces of teasing fled. “Rachael, truly. A house is a poor thank-you for what you’ve done for the Pack, and for me. But it’s yours, and the title is in your name, so as I said, if you and Edward want to return to the Cape, you can sell it or not as you like.”
“I’m not sure the Cape is ready for our return, Michael, but I’ll keep all that in mind.”
“I am so grateful for all that you did, and so sorry for all that you suffered. Two weeks ago I already owed you more than I could have ever repaid.”
“We’re family, dumbass.”
“Exactly so. You already meant the world to me, and now look! Unbelievable! I am rich, Rachael, in all things. And I have you to thank for an awful lot of that. Who besides me has an accountant who can analyze a P and L statement as easily as she shatters cervical vertebrae?”
“Gross, Michael.”
“I’ll want to meet your mate,” he added thoughtfully. “Happened right in front of him and he
didn’t
have a nervous breakdown. I won’t deny being impressed.”
“He did have one. He just waited until I was done with mine.”
“Truly, a match made by the gods.”

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