The Naked Truth About Love (7 page)

“
Best friend swear that I won’t breathe a single word as long as you swear that you will not have an abortion.” Miss Priss countered.

“
I swear.” EJ conceded as she searched her friend’s eyes, pleading for her allegiance.

“
I swear.” Miss Priss agreed as she grabbed EJ and hugged her tight. “Best friends for life!”

“
Best friends for life!” EJ agreed completing their pack.

“
Best friends for life!” Miss Priss acknowledged as she hugged EJ tight.

Love Never Boasts

Paul
had been as cool as an Eskimo licking a Popsicle in a blizzard whenever he was around EJ. In fact his demeanor was so cold an callus that it instantly raised suspicion. Teddy knew something was up, yet he could not quite figure out what. One thing was certain, Paul was hiding something and he was going to find out what.

Paul,
Teddy, Dorian and Christian were all Kappa men, members of Kappa Alpha Psi. The four men were close and made it a ritual to meet on Saturdays nights to hangout and catch up. Tonight the four of them decided to go to Passions a local bar frequented by FDC alumni and students.

Now
Christian, or should I say Dr. Christian Love was Paul’s and Teddy’s roommate. Absolutely gorgeous, he was a tall, tantalizing, tasty milk chocolate treat. Standing close to six foot six that delicious piece of eye candy had a lean, athletic body that made every pussy in a fifty mile radius purr, Meow, Meow, Meow!  Almost three years older than the others Chris as they called him, was a third year medical student at Morehouse Medical School. A certified fanatic of any and everything female the extraordinarily handsome doctor planned to become a Gynecologist upon finishing medical school. A self professed Ladies Man and a bonafide, Giggahoe Dr. Love made Teddy look like Mother Teresa.

One
could say that Teddy learned from the best and Dr. Christian Love was by far the smoothest criminal Atlanta had ever known. Stealing ladies’ hearts and relieving them of their soaking wet panties everywhere he went, Christian was a Georgia legend.

Chris
taught Teddy and Paul the crafty art of the one night seduction that always ended in a very satisfying and extremely happy ending for everyone. No woman could resist his haunting brown eyes and his alluring, broad sexy country boy smile. Well, almost no woman. Oddly enough Miss Priss had fallen prey to his mystical allure and was a short cunt hair away from being his next damn happy meal.

Pissed
with Teddy over his continued involvement with Zoey Chandler, Miss Priss devised an elaborate scheme to get some well deserved payback. Captivated by Christian’s Atlanta swag and pretty boy charm she decided that he was just what the doctor ordered. Miss Priss strong armed Chris into having dinner with her. Aware that all of Christian’s dinner dates ended with a Happy Ending Christian Love Sundae, Miss Priss was poised to pay Teddy back for every single clit he licked since they started dating.

In
all fairness, Chris had absolutely no damn clue that Teddy was secretly Miss Priss’ Boo. The only person on the plant who knew of their very private affair was EJ. Naturally, Paul didn’t have a damn clue and certainly not Dorian. You see Dorian had a big ass mouth and everyone on campus knew it. It baffled them how he planned to be an Attorney when he couldn’t keep a damn secret to save his mother’s life.

Teddy
had no one that he could trust with his secret. So, there was really no way that Christian or anyone else could know that he was in love with Miss Priss. There was absolutely no way that Teddy was going to tell them.

Miss Priss and EJ were the most coveted pussies on FDC campus. Every man on campus wanted to fuck them silly, yet no man could boast that they’d even come close to sniffing their panties. Legendary bragging rights and kudos belonged to Teddy, but his love for Miss Priss made that so insignificant. He’d rather be drawn and quartered than to divulge their affair. Teddy was proud to be Miss Priss’ man, but he had completely no desire to let it be known that he was wearing that ass out on the regular!

Ironically,
Christian decided to confide in Teddy about his plan to sleep with Miss Priss.  Afraid that sleeping with Priss would compromise his relationship with Paul, Christian decided to tell Teddy about their date. Christian realized that adding Miss Priss to his long list of conquests and  silly bitches was risky and somewhat foul, but would forever cement his Playa Extraordinaire title.  Dying to add the sexy, stunning, hotter than blue flame Miss Priss to his long list of Scooby snacks, Christian sought Teddy for his honest opinion.  

“
Teddy, walk with me outside. I need to talk to you for a second.” Christian coached Teddy away from the others.

“
Sure give me a second.” Teddy said as he downed the remainder of his cold mug of imported beer.

Never
one to be left out of a confidential conversation, Dorian attempted to invite himself along. “Wait up, I think I’ll tag along. I need to stretch my legs.”

Irritated,
Christian rolled his eyes at Dorian’s piss poor excuse to tag alone to ease drop. Sensing that Christian did not want him to follow them Paul interceded. “Stay here and keep me company Dorian. I’ll buy you another beer.”

Broke
and not willing to turn down a free round of drinks Dorian quickly changed his mind and decided to stay. “On second thought… You too just go ahead. I’ll hang here Paul.”

Christian
gave Paul a nervous, appreciative nod as Teddy got up from the table and followed him outside. 

“
Yeah, what’s up?” Teddy asked as they walked the short distance across the parking lot to Christian’s late model Dodge Charger.

“
Not much, I just needed to get your advice on something.” Christian responded as he clicked the alarm off on his car.

“
Is everything okay?”

“
Naw, everything’s fine. Look I just needed your advice on a sensitive issue.” Christian said as he opened the door to his car and removed a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.

Teddy
watched as Christian lit a cigarette and took a big drag. “Do you need some money or something?”

“
What? No… I’m good.”

“
OK, hit me with it.” Teddy encouraged.

“
You want one?” Christian offered Teddy a cigarette.

“
Nigga, you know that I don’t smoke. Stop stalling. What’s this about?”

Christian
took a big deep breath, sighed and then began. “I have a date tonight. I have a really, really hot date tonight.”

“
OK so what else is new?”

Chris
raised an eyebrow as a devilish, bad boy look transformed his face.

“
Alright… I’ll bite. Who is she?” Teddy asked intrigued.

“
Don’t say shit to Paul. OK?”

“
About what? Who is it?”

Christian
eyed Teddy for an uncomfortable amount of time. “Prissy.”

“
Prissy who?”

“
Prissy, Miss Priss, Parisa Crown… Paul’s sister.” Christian elaborated.

“
A date to do what?” Teddy asked stunned.

“
What do you think? We’re going to dinner and then see what happens from there.”

“
Bitch, you lost your damn mind? Find somebody else to fuck! Miss Priss is off limits and you know it! What’s wrong with you?”

“
Look I know…believe me I know… but she asked me out. I tried to turn her down but she insisted.”

“
She what? When?”

“
Last night. She called me around ten and asked me out. I told her that I didn’t think that Paul would like it and she basically told me that she didn’t give a damn. Apparently the guy she’s been seeing is a major dick and she wants some payback. So she asked me to tighten her up.”

“
Tighten her up… Really? What else did she say?”

“
Not much. I’m supposed to meet her in an hour at the restaurant. So, how mad do you think Paul will be if he ever finds out?”

“
Paul’s not going to find out because ain’t a damn thing going down between you and Miss Priss tonight or any other damn night! Miss Priss is off limits, period! No if ands or buts about it. Do you understand?” Teddy grumbled.

“
Why are you getting all pissed about it? It’s not my idea it’s Prissy’s. Her man’s a dick and she just wants to get her a little. Hey it might as well be me. At least I’ll treat her like a lady and be there for her whenever she needs me.”

Teddy
was officially pissed the fuck off. “Bitch, didn’t you just hear me? Miss Priss is off limits. I don’t give a fuck if she’s crawling on all fours and begging to suck your dick. Call her ass and cancel. You know what… fuck that I’ll call Priss’ hot ass myself and call it off for you.” He snarled.

Christian
was stunned. Taking a quick double drag off his cigarette he eyed Teddy sideways. Tossing the half smoked butt to the ground and crushing it out with his feet he watched Teddy pull out his phone and call Miss Priss. He could see the envious fire that wrinkled Teddy’s brow and forced his eyes to narrow into slits.

“
Oh shit! You’re jealous! What the fuck? Nigga are you sprung on Prissy? Do you want her? Is that what this is all about? Why didn’t you just say so? Does Paul know? Hell no! Of course he doesn’t know.”

Quickly
hanging up the phone Teddy set his sights back onto Christian. “Shut up! First of all I don’t want Priss, she’s already mine! I’m the dick that she was talking about. In fact I’m the only dick that she’s ever known. I parted her red sea when she was sixteen and I’m the only bitch that gets to swim in that! Miss Priss is just trying to start some shit because she’s mad about some bullshit on my Facebook page. So you’d might as well put your dick back in your pants and sniff for pussy somewhere else, because Miss Priss belongs to me!”

“
Ah shit! This is funny as hell! Teddy Bear Davine has fucked up and fell in love! I knew you had a little crush on her back in the day until Paul tried to beat that ass but…” Christian laughed. “This is some funny as shit! Wait until I tell…”

“
Chris don’t even fuckin think about telling anyone about this! Paul doesn’t know and he would fuckin explode if he found out. I need you to promise me that you won’t say anything to anybody, especially that big mouth ass Dorian. You know his mouth can’t even hold water.”

“
Look, I’m not going to tell anybody. You have my word. Your secret is safe with me. But honestly, you have a much bigger problem. Prissy is trying to straight up get Ninja fucked tonight. Just so we are clear she actually used the terminology, ‘Ninja Fucked!’ Those were her exact words. So, I think you need to do some quick damage control.”

“
Fuck! I knew that she was mad, but it never crossed my mind that she was this damn mad. She just came after you to hurt me.”

Christian
laughed, “She came to me because she knew that I would straight up Ninja Fuck her ass! That’s why she went after me. Hurting you was just a bonus.”

“
Te- he- he- he! This shit is not funny Chris! I fuckin love that woman. I would lose my mother fuckin mind if somebody fucked with her!”

“
Then why are you fucking around on her like that? Why is she so damned pissed off?”  Christian asked as his cell rang. Looking at the number, he decided to let it go to voicemail.

“
Man what can I do? We can’t date openly because of Paul’s bullshit. So I have to act like I’m a womanizing dick to keep him from suspecting that we’re together.”

“
True, but you don’t have to lick every slit that you take out.”

“
I don’t! I probably don’t even touch thirty per cent of those girls. I take them out, I show them a good time and I take their ass home. Miss Priss is the fuckin shit! Hell, I probably wouldn’t even fuck the ones that I do if I didn’t think that somebody would start a malicious rumor that I’m on the down low or some bullshit!”

“
Stop posing, bitch you know you like cock! You’re just another down low hoe masquerading as a womanizing dick!” Christian teased. 

“
Technically the same could be said of you. I mean I learned all of this bullshit from you.”

“
You ain’t learn a damn thing about sucking dick from me. You learned that insanity on your own. I wish a nigga would imply that I was gay, I’d slap him in the mouth with my big ass dick!”

“
On that note I rest my case!” Teddy laughed and Christian joined in.

“
Yeah, that didn’t come out quite right.”  Chris chuckled. “Seriously, what do you want to do about Prissy? That was her who just called me. I mean I could take her to dinner, pretend to get sick and then take her ass home.”

A
devious grin slowly swept over Teddy’s face. “No, she wants to get Ninja Fucked tonight and that is exactly what she is going to get. Call her little hot ass back and tell her the date is definitely still on.”