The Honorable J.C. Hood was running late this morning. He was usually out of his home and on his way to the Las Vegas central courthouse by 7:00 A.M. This was the time his limo driver usually picked him up for the 20-minute trip downtown. Almost 70 years old and a widower, Hood was a so-called day judge. His court handled anything that needed adjudicating during a normal day in Las Vegasâif any day could be called normal in Vegas. Petty thefts, to drunk and disorderly, to murder, the alleged offenders all came before Judge Hood first, who usually set bail, released them with a fine, or had them locked up.
But he was running late today because his driver, Eddie, had called in sick. This was very unusual. In the 10 years he'd been driving Hood, Eddie had never called in sick. True, it was the Fourth of July, but day court in Vegas was open 365 days a year. Still, Eddie would usually tell Hood when he was taking a day off. He hadn't mentioned anything of the sort when he drove Hood home last night.
So now Hood was waiting for a substitute driver to be found and then a car would be sent for him. Justice would have to wait a little while today in Vegas.
It was a pleasant morning; the sky was clear, the weather expected to be typically hot and dry. July Fourth was usually
a big time in Vegas, with fireworks and a parade and more than the usual influx of visitors. But there was also the huge air show going on at Nellis Air Force Base, the sprawling military facility just outside town, and this almost guaranteed Hood would have a busier than normal day.
More than 300,000 people were expected to show up at Nellis today, though Hood had heard possibly upward of 400,000 might be on hand, as this was apparently going to be more than a typical air show. Crowds at these sorts of things were usually very well behaved. Still, Hood knew whenever there was a huge number of people put in a confined area, incidents such as drunkenness, assaults, and so on, almost always popped up. And even though the air show was being held on military property, any lawbreakers would be turned over to the local cops and eventually would show up in front of Hood.
Finally a car pulled into Hood's driveway. The judge folded his morning copy of the
Las Vegas Sun
and walked toward the vehicle. It was a Lincoln Continental, the same type of car that Eddie usually picked him up in, but oddly, this one looked more like a rental car than one of the luxury models from the city pool.
And not only did the driver's side door open, but the passenger side door opened, too. A pair of men climbed out.
There was absolutely nothing extraordinary about them except both pulled their suit jackets back to reveal they were carrying handguns in their waistbands.
Hood nearly wet himself on the spot. But the man closest to him said, “Don't worry. We are friends of a friend of yours. He just wants us to entertain you for a few days.”
The man sounded so reasonable, Hood was suddenly not so afraid. Before joining the Las Vegas justice system, he'd worked undercover for the CIA for many years. He'd gone through things like this before.
But he was puzzled.
“My âfriend' wants you to âentertain' me?” he asked. “How? Where?”
The two men smiled. “Out in Dry Springs,” one said.
Hood thought a moment. Prostitution was legal in most of Nevada, but not inside Las Vegas itself. Dry Springs was a very small town about forty miles outside of Vegas. It's only claim to fame was that it contained the legal brothel closest to the gambling capital's city limits.
“So, in other words, âmy friend' has asked you to kidnap me?” Hood asked them.
The man who did most of the talking thought a moment and said, “Let's just consider it a short vacation.”
“And who is this âfriend' of mine?” Hood finally asked. Throughout his years with the CIA, he'd made many “friends.”
One of the men came close and whispered in the judge's ear.
Hood's eyes went wide at first, but then he just smiled and shrugged.
“For that âfriend,'” he said, “I'll do anything ⦠.”
It was not even nine-thirty in the morning and already Captain Mark Audette was going crazy. He was an Air Force PAO, as in Public Affairs Officer. His job 364 days a year was to act as a liaison between the local Las Vegas community and sprawling Nellis Air Force Base, which was located just down the street from the famous Las Vegas Strip. He worked with families of personnel assigned here to acclimate them to the new environment. He dealt with neighborhood groups and business leaders close to the base on better ways to handle mutual concerns. He organized softball tournaments, picnics, awards ceremonies. If one of the base's planes went down or there was an accident of some kind, Audette would release the details and handle the media. As far as a military job went, it was easy duty.
It was that 365th day of the year when he really earned his stripes. The annual Fourth of July air show at Nellis usually took months to plan, and for good reason: more than a
quarter-million people had attended in each of the last three years. This year, that figure might swell to 400,000 or more because a very special event was being planned: the Salute to Veterans Flyby. In the annals of air show history, it would be one of the largest events ever. “The Super Bowl of Air Shows” was how it was being billed. For this reason, today would be one the busiest days of Audette's military career.
Every year, the stars of the Nellis air show were the USAF Aerial Demonstration Team, much better known as the Thunderbirds. World-famous and admired, the T-Birds' red, white, and blue F-16 Falcons never failed to dazzle with their seemingly impossible aerobatic maneuverings. They would be appearing today, of course. But there was another treat in store for the multitude who would be on hand, something to get everyone's mind off the craziness of the last few weeks. A C-5 Galaxy cargo plane, just about the largest operational aircraft in the world, was heading for Nellis at this very moment. Onboard were no fewer than 500 veterans of both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. Army personnel, Marines, Air Force, and Navy, many of these people were amputees or men who had suffered other serious wounds in those faraway conflicts. Many were also medal winners, heroes in the sand and mountains. This Independence Day, Nellis would belong to them.
In their honor, a huge flyby was being planned. It was to be made up of the aerial escort for the C-5 bringing these men to the show. The Thunderbirds would be the coleaders of this escort. Other combat aircraft from units all over the countryâF-117 Stealths, F-15 Eagles, Marine Harriers, and Navy S-2 Vikingsâwould also take part. There was even going to be an F-22 Raptor, the mind-boggling sophisticated fighter of the future, on hand, as well as a demonstration model of the even newer F-35 JSF experimental attack plane. Three venerable B-52 Stratofortresses would also be part of the entourage, as well as a trio of B-1 Lancer bombers and three B-2 Stealth bombers.
This was a spectacular gathering of modern aircraft, but there was even moreâand this was where the surprise came
in: also joining the aerial escort, as a kind of mystery guest, would be the U.S. Navy's aerial demonstration team, the famous Blue Angels. It would be the first time such an air armada, including
both
of the country's air teams, would be flying together.
Coordinating all this aerial activity was a massive job that, thankfully, was being handled by someone else. Audette's role was more earthbound. He was in charge of making sure everything ran smoothly within the gates of Nellis. Getting the civilian spectators onto the base, getting them into the proper viewing areas, and, once the huge event was over, getting them back out the door again.
This wasn't just a case of opening the barriers and letting the throngs in. It had to be done on an orderly basis, the military way, with at least one eye on security. That's why Audette was already going crazy. He'd just come on duty officiallyâafter working until four in the morningâand right away there was a problem at one of the base's four main gates.
It had to do with the large number of motor homes, RVs, and buses the Air Force was allowing onto the base for the day. Most of the spectators for the show would have to walk in from huge designated parking lots surrounding the front of the base, passing by a cursory security check at each gate. But the vehicles lined up at Civilian Access Gate 3âthere were nearly 200 of them in allâbelonged to handicapped drivers and special needs organizations, such as Indian orphanages and schools for troubled kids, as well as busloads of youth groups. To avoid any kind of discrimination rap or charges of nonaccessible facilities, the Air Force had decided to let these vehicles drive right onto the base.
But now there was a traffic jam of these vehicles at CAG 3. Why? Because the gate itself was not functioning. It was stuck in the down position, and the sentries manning the entrance didn't know what to do.
These were just the kinds of problems Audette did not want but knew he would get today. The good news was, he had a blank check from the base commander to do whatever
had to be done to have the show go off flawlessly. And that's exactly what Audette intended to do.
He was now roaring along the flight line in an administration car, local base speed limits be damned, heading for CAG 3. Already thousands of people were streaming in through the walk-up gates; there were two dozen of these. At least 100,000 people were already on-site and hundreds more pouring in every second. Audette checked his watchâit was 0935. The huge assembly of aircraft for the veterans' flyby had been coordinated right down to the last minute. But the majority of the spectators had to be on the base before the show could begin. That was one of the cardinal rules of the show's organizers. Audette couldn't let a bunch of RVs and buses at the side gate screw up the timetable.
He arrived at CAG 3 a minute later, stopping with a screech. The three young airmen who were serving as gatekeepers were in a tizzy. They were attempting to lift the stuck gate manually, this after trying to disconnect the wiring system that made it go up and down. Nothing was working. Behind the jammed barrier, as promised, Audette saw the long line of RVs, motor homes, and buses; they were backed up for almost a half-mile. These vehicles should have been on-site more than an hour ago.
Audette jumped from the car and immediately took action.
“We're going to break it down,” he told the three sentries.
They stared back at him, confused. “Break what down exactly, sir?” one asked.
“The gate,” Audette replied forcefully. “We're going to break it in two and let these vehicles in.”
The sentries looked at each other in puzzlement. Destroying Air Force property of any kind was just not in their vocabulary. The military made you pay for things you broke. But orders were orders. So, at Audette's urging, all four of them took hold of the wooden yellow-striped gate and began pulling on it. It took longer than it would have seemed, but finally the wooden barrier cracked, then broke, nearly sending all four of them on their asses. Audette regained his footing and then looked up at the driver of the first vehicle waiting
in line, a huge Winnebago Deluxe. The guy behind the wheel looked about eighty years old. He was displaying both handicapped license plates and
HANDICAPPED-DRIVER
placard on his windshield.
“Welcome to Nellis!” Audette yelled to him. “You may now proceed ⦠.”
The old guy got the message. He hit his accelerator and lurched forward, riding over the remains of the broken gate. The drivers behind him saw what was happening and commenced blowing their horns in triumph. Soon they were pouring through the gate, one every few seconds, urged on by Audette's emphatic arm waving. He would have put an ordinary traffic cop to shame.
It took nearly 15 minutes for them all to go through. Some of the RVs looked the size of battleships. Others were barely bigger than pickup trucks. There were several old converted school buses, even an old moving van that had been converted to a house on wheels. Mixed in were many private luxury coaches, leased buses, and a Trailways coach carrying orphans from LA, as well as a couple Greyhound buses.
Audette waited at the gate until they were all in. Then he instructed the sentries to string some yellow CAUTION tape across the CAG 3 opening.
He would have a repair crew come out and fix the wooden gate later.
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John Cahoon was driving the last RV in line.
He'd been waiting outside the Nellis access gate since ten o'clock the night before, queuing up, as many others did, expecting to be let in at the crack of dawn. He was a big air show enthusiast. But this being a military affair, he knew it might not run as smoothly as most. By the time he actually drove onto the base, it was nearly 10:00 A.M., 12 hours after he'd arrived.
That was OK, though, because as it turned out, when he reached the designated parking area for RVs and other large vehicles displaying handicapped or special needs signs,
he discovered that in practice the first were being made to go last and the last were going first. Translated: the military personnel in charge of parking the large vehicles made the first to arrive park at the rear of the holding area and then filled in the area from back to front. This resulted in Cahoon getting a front row space, practically right on the flight line itself. From his point of view, it couldn't have worked out better.
Cahoon's wife had asthma; this was how they were able to get a handicap placard, their ticket to this piece of asphalt heaven his motor home now rested on. He was driving a Ford Super Chief, also known as the Godzilla of motor homes. It was 57 feet long and, with its side extension pulled out, 18 wide. It had a living room, a den, a kitchen, two bathrooms, a shower, a washing machineâdryer combo, plus a smoking room where Cahoon stored his scotch and beer. Both he and his wife were retired Boeing workers, out from Chicago to see this show before going on to visit their son's family up in Reno, a few hundred miles to the north. Cahoon's wife liked to sleep late; he, by contrast, was a morning person. So by 10:15, just minutes after reaching this primo parking spot, Cahoon was already outside, with his grill fired up, cooking some midmorning brats and pounding down a beer.
A Winnebago Gold Arrow was parked on one side of him; it was a rowboat compared to Cahoon's rig. He could see the owners still inside, sound asleep in the driving chairs, tuckered out, no doubt, from the long wait in line. Too bad. It was Cahoon's way to make friends no matter where he set down. But the two people in the Gold Winny looked dead to the world. He wasn't going to disturb them. At least not yet.
On the other side, to his left as he was looking at the flight line, was a Greyhound bus. It looked almost brand-new and incredibly shiny, as if it had been sitting in a garage somewhere until today. The tires looked like they had about a hundred miles on them, tops. Even the exhaust system appeared unused. Cahoon's brother once drove for Trailways, the Dog's biggest competitor, so Cahoon had never heard many good words about Greyhound. But he had to admit, this bus was
gleaming more than any Trailways rig he'd ever seen, even if its side windows were tinted to the point you could hardly see inside it.
Things must be good at Greyhound,
he would remember thinking.
As Cahoon watched, turning his brats and now working on his second can of Bud, the door opened on the big silver bus and four men stepped out. Three were dressed like soccer players; the fourth was wearing a San Diego Chargers T-shirt with the words I AM CHARGER MAN stenciled across it.
The men set up four chaise lounges, having difficulty getting them to unfold properly. Once they had their seats in place, they retrieved a cooler from the bus. From Cahoon's perspective, just 15 feet away, it looked to contain nothing but water, no beer, no bug juice. Out next came two small video cameras and a box that Cahoon guessed was filled with tortilla chips or Doritos or something.
Mexicans,
he thought.
He finished his second beer and started on a third. The air grew warmer and the base tarmac more crowded. Thousands of people were pouring onto the base, many walking past the handicap area. Some gazed at Cahoon's smoking grill with envy, staring at his beer. He was wearing a garish T-shirt of his own, one that said on the front: BOEING ⦠BOEING ⦠GONE! Those people who got the joke laughed and waved. His neighbors next vehicle over just sat in the chaise lounges and talked among themselves. Cahoon could hear parts of their conversation, just bits and pieces, but to him, it didn't sound like Spanish.
After finishing his beer and his first brat sandwich, Cahoon was feeling very neighborly. His wife was still asleep; the PA announcer had just informed everyone they were still an hour away from the beginning of the show. What else did he have to do?
He opened up a fourth beer, even though it was not yet 11:00 A.M., and strolled over to where the four men lay on the chaise lounges.
They were surprised to see him but seemed friendly enough. All four were very dark-skinned, and their hands
were rough and oily. Cahoon's eyes were drawn to the box they'd brought out with them. It wasn't filled with snacks as he'd suspectedâbut cell phones. At least a couple dozen of them.
“Nice set of wheels,” Cahoon said, talking to none of them in particular. “Looks brand-new ⦠.”