Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers (15 page)
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SEXTING WITH TUCKER MAX: MEAN
This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well. And when I’m in a bad mood, I suffer stupid whores looking to sext even worse. It’s not like I want to sext when I’m in a
good
mood. You really think it’s going to be sunshine and kittens when I’m pissed off? The girls who persistently annoy me to sext with them find out.
MEAN #1: STUPID IS AS STUPID TYPES
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