Read Skinny Italian: Eat It and Enjoy It Online
Authors: Teresa Giudice,Heather Maclean
Tags: #food.cookbooks
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Best Italian Recipes for Little Black Dress Emergencies
Even if you’re eating right and exercising, and you have a few great pieces of clothing in your closet that you know look slamming on you, everyone has a fashion emergency. Maybe you injured yourself and couldn’t get around like normal (except from the couch to the pantry). Maybe it’s your time of the month. Maybe you just got back from a glorious, all-bets-are-off vacation. Whatever the case, every girl has faced the special occasion when she has to fit into her little black dress (or skinny jeans) in a big fat hurry.
As you know, I’m never an advocate of starving yourself, using crazy diet aids, or eating weird stuff. But thankfully, there are Italian meals that are still amazing and super-filling, but healthier than most. We won’t call these “diet” foods, but these are my favorite recipes for when I have an LBD emergency.
MAKES 4 SERVINGS
1 large fennel bulb
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon red wine vinegar
¼ teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley
1.
Cut the fennel in half lengthwise. Cut out the tough triangular core at the bottom of the bulb. Cut the fennel crosswise into very thin slices. (You can use a mandoline or plastic V-slicer if you wish.) You should have about 4 cups sliced fennel.
2.
Whisk the lemon juice, vinegar, salt, and pepper in a large bowl. Gradually whisk in the oil. Add the fennel and toss well. Sprinkle with the parsley.
3.
Serve immediately, or refrigerate for an hour or so and serve chilled.
MAKES 8 SERVINGS
CROUTONS
1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil
2 garlic cloves, minced
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 loaf day-old crusty Italian or French bread,
cut into 1-inch cubes
SALAD
¼ cup balsamic vinegar
¼ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
¼ cup extra virgin olive oil
4 large ripe tomatoes, cored, seeded, and cut into ½-inch dice
4 ounces fresh mozzarella, cut into bite-sized cubes
½ cup pitted and chopped kalamata olives
½ red onion, finely chopped
10 fresh basil leaves, torn into pieces
1 tablespoon drained capers
1.
To make the croutons, position a rack in the center of the oven and preheat the oven to 400°F.
2.
Whisk the oil, garlic, and salt together in a large bowl. Add the bread cubes and toss well. Spread on a rimmed baking sheet. Bake, stirring occasionally, until golden brown, about 10 minutes. Let cool.
3.
To make the salad, whisk the vinegar, salt, and pepper in a small bowl. Gradually whisk in the oil. Combine the croutons, tomatoes, mozzarella, olives, onion, basil, and capers in a large bowl. Add the dressing and toss well. Let stand for 20 minutes before serving.
MAKES ABOUT 3 QUARTS, 12 SERVINGS
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 medium onion, diced
1 medium carrot, cut into ½-inch dice
2 garlic cloves, minced
5 cups canned low-sodium vegetable or chicken broth
4 ripe plum tomatoes, cored, seeded, and diced
½ teaspoon dried oregano
¼ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
One 19-ounce can cannellini (white kidney) beans,
drained and rinsed
4 ounces green beans, trimmed and cut into ½-inch pieces
2 medium zucchini, cut into ½-inch dice
1 cup uncooked small shell pasta (conchiglie)
1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil
1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley
½ cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano
1.
Heat the oil in a soup pot over medium heat. Add the onion and carrot, and cook until they begin to soften, about 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Stir in the broth, 2 cups water, the tomatoes, oregano, salt, and pepper. Bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer for 45 minutes.
2.
Add the cannellini beans, green beans, zucchini, and pasta, and return to a simmer over high heat. Return the heat to medium-low, and simmer until the pasta is tender, about 10 minutes. During the last few minutes, add the basil and parsley. Sprinkle in the cheese, and serve hot.
MAKES 6 SERVINGS
4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 small red onion, diced
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 medium zucchini, cut into ½-inch cubes
1 medium eggplant, cut into 1-inch cubes
1 red bell pepper, cored, seeded, and cut into ½-inch dice
¼ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon crushed hot red pepper
1 pound orecchiette or conchiglie (large shell) pasta
3 tablespoons Audriana’s Pesto (
page 131
)
½ cup (2 ounces) shredded ricotta salata cheese
1.
Heat 2 tablespoons of oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic and cook, stirring occasionally, until the onion softens, about 3 minutes. Add the remaining oil, and heat. Add the zucchini, eggplant, bell pepper, salt, and hot pepper. Cook, stirring often, until the vegetables have cooked into a thick, tender mixture, about 20 minutes.
2.
Meanwhile, bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil over high heat. Add the pasta and cook according to the package directions until almost al dente. (The pasta will cook further in the sauce.)
3.
Drain the pasta, reserving ¾ cup of the pasta cooking water. Transfer the pasta to the sauce. Add the pesto. Stir in enough of the pasta water to make a light sauce that clings to the pasta. Reduce the heat to low and cook until the pasta is just al dente, about 3 minutes. Remove from the heat. Sprinkle with the cheese, and serve hot.
MAKES 4 SERVINGS
1 tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons extra virgin olive oil
1 medium onion, sliced into thin half-moons
1 small green bell pepper, cored, seeded,
and cut into ½-inch-wide strips
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
¾ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
2 large tomatoes, cut in eighths
Four 5- to 6-ounce red snapper fillets
4 thin lemon slices
1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley
1.
Position a rack in the center of the oven and preheat the oven to 400°F.
2.
Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in a large ovenproof skillet over medium heat. Add the onion, bell pepper, and garlic, and season with ½ teaspoon salt and ¼ teaspoon pepper. Cook, stirring often, until softened, about 5 minutes. Add the tomatoes and mix well.
3.
Season the fillets with the remaining ¼ teaspoon salt and ¼ teaspoon pepper. Place the fillets, skin side down, on the vegetables in the skillet. Place a lemon slice on each fillet. Drizzle with the remaining 2 teaspoons oil. Place the skillet in the oven and bake until the fish is opaque when pierced with the tip of a knife, about 10 minutes. Sprinkle with the parsley, and serve hot.
I certainly do not have a perfect life. Being married for ten years and having four little girls is not easy. Sometimes I yell. Sometimes Joe and I argue. But for the most part, I’m a really happy person. No matter what’s going on, I just try to appreciate every day.
I’ve always thought that happy people lived longer and healthier lives. I’ve seen reports that people in a relationship are happier and healthier than those who are alone, and happy people are more immune to even the common cold. It just makes sense. But it wasn’t until I found Dr. David Snowdon’s research on the brains of Catholic nuns that I found my evidence.
For fifteen years, he studied 678 School Sisters of Notre Dame from the ages of 75 to 106. Here’s the creepy part: each nun who participated in the study agreed to donate her brain to science when she died. As that happened, and they studied the brains (and compiled all their research of the nuns while they were alive), they found that the happiest nuns had the healthiest brains. Dr. Snowdon’s “Nun Study” concluded that, “those who are hopeful, happy, and optimistic in attitude live much longer.” I knew it!
Count Blessings, Not Calories
Just like I’ve never seen a runner or a woman in labor with a smile on their face, I’ve never met a happy dieter. When you deprive yourself of wonderful food, you’re miserable, and the misery hormones slow down your metabolism so you don’t lose weight, and then you’re twice as miserable.
We’ve looked at some of the reasons Italians live longer, healthier lives: because of the fresh, healthy food they eat, and how they eat it, and because celebrating is part of our culture.
No one can control what family they’re dropped into, what size body they’re genetically gifted with, or what fortunes or misfortunes might come their way. But if we all took as much time counting our blessings as we do counting calories, we’d all be a lot healthier. Maybe that’s a good idea: every time you are tempted to look at the nutrition facts of a food, remind yourself of the ounces of blessings and grams of happiness you’ve had, do have, will have, and deserve to have.
Let me help you begin counting your blessings: you’re now officially one of my hot Italian friends, you care enough about your health and your family that you bought this book to learn a new way of cooking and eating, and I adore you!
Sexy Is as Sexy Does
One of the reasons I love the title of my book is because it makes me feel happy and sexy just to say it out loud. I don’t like to use the word
skinny
to refer to a person, or the way a person should be. I think really skinny can actually be kind of gross. I love curves. Since I had Audriana, my ass is bigger, and I love it (isn’t it so great that we live in an age where juicy asses are a good thing?). But “skinny jeans” is a happy place. The size of my mom’s skinny jeans isn’t the same as mine, but those are the pants that make us happy. We’re not supposed to all look the same. But we can all be healthy, fabulous, and sexy-sexy-sexy! You are sexy. The way you flip your hair is sexy. The way you smile is sexy. The way you move is sexy. Sexy is all about attitude, not size, and sister, we’ve got some to spare!
Recipes for Romance
For those days when we’re not feeling particularly sexy (and it happens to all of us!), I’ve created some special romantic recipes to relight your fire. Pour yourself a glass of wine, remember that you’re my friend and that makes you fabulous, and cook yourself sexy!