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So that the very ghosts no longer walk’d
In comfort, at their own aerial ease,
But were all ramm’d, and jamm’d (but to be balk’d,

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As we shall see), and jostled hands and knees,
Like wind compress’d and pent within a bladder,
Or like a human colic, which is sadder.
LXXV
The shadow came — a tall, thin, grey-hair’d figure,
That look’d as it had been a shade on earth;

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Quick in its motions, with an air of vigour,
But nought to mark its breeding or its birth:
Now it wax’d little, then again grew bigger,
With now an air of gloom, or savage mirth;
But as you gazed upon its features, they

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Changed every instant – to
what
, none could say.
LXXVI
The more intently the ghosts gazed, the less
Could they distinguish whose the features were;
The Devil himself seem’d puzzled even to guess;
They varied like a dream – now here, now there;

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And several people swore from out the press,
They knew him perfectly; and one could swear
He was his father: upon which another
Was sure he was his mother’s cousin’s brother:
LXXVII
Another, that he was a duke, or knight,

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An orator, a lawyer, or a priest,
A nabob, a man-midwife; but the wight
Mysterious changed his countenance at least
As oft as they their minds: though in full sight
He stood, the puzzle only was increased;

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The man was a phantasmagoria in
Himself – he was so volatile and thin.
LXXVIII
The moment that you had pronounced him
one
,
Presto! his face changed, and he was another,
And when that change was hardly well put on,

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It varied, till I don’t think his own mother
(If that he had a mother) would her son
Have known, he shifted so from one to t’other;
Till guessing from a pleasure grew a task,
At this epistolary ‘Iron Mask.’
LXXIX

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For sometimes he like Cerberus would seem –
‘Three gentlemen at once’ (as sagely says
Good Mrs Malaprop); then you might deem
That he was not even
one
; now many rays
Were flashing round him; and now a thick steam

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Hid him from sight — like fogs on London days:
Now Burke, now Tooke, he grew to people’s fancies,
And certes often like Sir Philip Francis.
LXXX
I’ve an hypothesis – ’tis quite my own;
I never let it out till now, for fear

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Of doing people harm about the throne,
And injuring some minister or peer,
On whom the stigma might perhaps be blown:
It is – my gentle public, lend thine ear!
’Tis, that what Junius we are wont to call

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Was
really, truly
, nobody at all.
LXXXI
I don’t see wherefore letters should not be
Written without hands, since we daily view
Them written without heads; and books, we see,
Are fill’d as well without the latter too:

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And really till we fix on somebody
For certain sure to claim them as his due,
Their author, like the Niger’s mouth, will bother
The world to say if
there
be mouth or author.
LXXXII
‘And who and what art thou?’ the Archangel said.

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‘For
that
you may consult my title-page,’
Replied this mighty shadow of a shade:
‘If I have kept my secret half an age,
I scarce shall tell it now.’ – ‘Canst thou upbraid,’
Continued Michael, ‘George Rex, or allege

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Aught further?’ Junius answer’d, ‘You had better
First ask him for
his
answer to my letter:
LXXXIII
‘My charges upon record will outlast
The brass of both his epitaph and tomb.’
‘Repent’st thou not,’ said Michael, ’of some past

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Exaggeration? something which may doom
Thyself if false, as him if true? Thou wast
Too bitter – is it not so? – in thy gloom
Of passion?’ – ‘Passion!’ cried the phantom dim,
‘I loved my country, and I hated him.
LXXXIV

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‘What I have written, I have written: let
The rest be on his head or mine!’ So spoke
Old ‘Nominis Umbra;’ and while speaking yet,
Away he melted in celestial smoke.
Then Satan said to Michael, ‘Don’t forget

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To call George Washington, and John Horne Tooke,
And Franklin;’ – but at this time there was heard
A cry for room, though not a phantom stirr’d.
LXXXV
At length with jostling, elbowing, and the aid
Of cherubim appointed to that post,

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The devil Asmodeus to the circle made
His way, and look’d as if his journey cost
Some trouble. When his burden down he laid,
‘What’s this?’ cried Michael; ‘why, ’tis not a ghost?’
‘I know it,’ quoth the incubus; ‘but he

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Shall be one, if you leave the affair to me.
LXXXVI
‘Confound the renegado! I have sprain’d
My left wing, he’s so heavy; one would think
Some of his works about his neck were chain’d.
But to the point; while hovering o’er the brink

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Of Skiddaw (where as usual it still rain’d),
I saw a taper, far below me, wink,
And stooping, caught this fellow at a libel –
No less on history than the Holy Bible.
LXXXVII
‘The former is the devil’s scripture, and

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The latter yours, good Michael; so the affair
Belongs to all of us, you understand.
I snatch’d him up just as you see him there,
And brought him off for sentence out of hand:
I’ve scarcely been ten minutes in the air –

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At least a quarter it can hardly be:
I dare say that his wife is still at tea.’
LXXXVIII
Here Satan said, ‘I know this man of old,
And have expected him for some time here;
A sillier fellow you will scarce behold,

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Or more conceited in his petty sphere:
But surely it was not worth while to fold
Such trash below your wing, Asmodeus dear:
We had the poor wretch safe (without being bored
With carriage) coming of his own accord.
LXXXIX

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‘But since he’s here, let’s see what he has done.’
‘Done!’ cried Asmodeus, ‘he anticipates
The very business you’re now upon,
And scribbles as if head clerk to the Fates.
Who knows to what his ribaldry may run,

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When such an ass as this, like Balaam’s, prates?’
‘Let’s hear,’ quoth Michael, ‘what he has to say;
You know we’re bound to that in every way.’
XC
Now the bard, glad to get an audience, which
By no means often was his case below,

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Began to cough, and hawk, and hem, and pitch
His voice into that awful note of woe
To all unhappy hearers within reach
Of poets when the tide of rhyme’s in flow;
But stuck fast with his first hexameter,

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Not one of all whose gouty feet would stir.
XCI
But ere the spavin’d dactyls could be spurr’d
Into recitative, in great dismay
Both cherubim and seraphim were heard
To murmur loudly through their long array;

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And Michael rose ere he could get a word
Of all his founder’d verses under way,
And cried, ‘For God’s sake stop, my friend! ’twere best –
Non Di, non homines
— you know the rest.’
XCII
A general bustle spread throughout the throng,

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Which seem’d to hold all verse in detestation;
The angels had of course enough of song
When upon service; and the generation
Of ghosts had heard too much in life, not long

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