Police at the Funeral (34 page)

‘Of course I don't know what happened,' he said. ‘That's the
trouble. For the life of me I can't imagine what happened, as I told Campion. I thought the room was empty, but as I put out my hand something caught me. Most uncanny experience, all alone in here in the dark. I confess I retreated. I remember shutting the door and locking it behind me, thinking that I'd catch the fellow prisoner, don't you know. Then there was that business with the iodine. And the next morning I looked in here and found this room empty. So I took it for granted it was a cat in here,' he finished lamely, adding brusquely, ‘I don't believe in the supernatural.'

‘Did you have another look for the whisky, sir?' said Inspector Oates.

‘No,' said Uncle William. ‘My experience put me off it, don't you know. It was brandy, as a matter of fact. Still here, I expect.'

He bent down to take a huge volume labelled ‘De Quincey's Essays' from the extreme end of the lowest shelf. The author's name was just visible below the fringe of scalloped leather. His plump fingers were within an inch of the volume when Mr Campion's lean arm shot forward and caught the older man under the wrist, knocking it into the air.

‘Here you are, Stanislaus,' he said.

Uncle William, speechless with annoyance and astonishment, was astounded to see the two Inspectors hurry forward and bend down eagerly as Campion caught hold of the leather frill and ripped it sideways. The substance was old and tore easily, and as it fell away a murmur of astonishment escaped the little audience. Campion showed his discovery with justifiable pride.

‘Simple, isn't it?' he said. ‘Almost childish. And, as it happens, very effective.'

Projecting point downwards from the under side of the upper shelf and driven firmly into the wood was the small blade of a pen-knife, razor sharp and hitherto hidden behind the frill. The trap was so arranged that anyone stretching out a hand to take the book must run the back of his wrist on to the knife.

‘Look out,' said Campion sharply, as the doctor bent down to touch it with his hand. ‘If you take that to your laboratory, sir,' he went on, ‘I think you'll find traces of an alkaline poison on it. Mr Faraday was intended to come back for the contents
of this book a little earlier than he actually did, in which case the air would not have had so long to weaken the potency of the bacillus, or whatever it is.'

‘Eh?' said Uncle William. ‘Someone set a trap for me? Good Lord, might have killed me!'

‘No doubt that was the idea, sir,' said Inspector Redgrave soberly.

Marcus, who had been watching the whole incident like a man in a nightmare, now experienced all the sensations of waking up. He felt his eyes slowly peeling open. Then he said huskily: ‘The murderer is dead?'

‘George!' said Uncle William triumphantly.

Mr Campion looked at him queerly. ‘No,' he said. ‘Andrew. Andrew died and left us all a legacy.'

GREAT-AUNT FARADAY, SEATED
among the pillows in her enormous Louis XV bed, might easily have been its original owner, in her fine Brussels night bonnet and rose-coloured quilted silk jacket. She sat bolt upright, us usual, her hands folded on the linen.

Mr Campion stood before her at the foot of the bed. He had done his best to repair his appearance, but he still looked deadly tired, and there was, of course, no disguising the black eye.

‘Andrew,' said Mrs Faraday. ‘How very remarkable. And yet, how extremely likely. Sit down, young man, and tell me all about it.'

Campion brought a little gilt chair from the other side of the room and set it so that he sat looking at the old lady over an expanse of embroidered counterpane. Mrs Faraday beckoned him closer.

‘On my left side, if you please,' she said. ‘Although I never confess it, I am slightly deaf in my right ear.'

Campion did as he was told, and when he had settled himself to her satisfaction she spoke again.

‘I can understand it perhaps even better than you can,' she said. ‘Andrew was a very extraordinary man. He was insane, of course, in a very strange and terrible way. I do not care for the modern psychologists, so I cannot tell you the new names for the old disorders, but you have only to look at Andrew's bedroom to see that he was not normal, and that he would go to any length, at whatever discomfort to himself, to inflict a little pain upon others. But it is not for me to tell you. Let me hear the whole story from the time that this explanation first occurred to you.'

Campion, who was nearly exhausted but still valiant, composed his thoughts, and putting them into the shortest possible words, did exactly as she told him.

‘You put me on to it,' he said, ‘when you gave me that letter from Miss Lisle-Chevreuse to read. Until then I was floundering. I knew that there was some great obvious explanation right under my nose, but I couldn't see it. The Inspector, with his straightforward methodical procedure, made me feel ashamed. He was getting somewhere, however slowly; while I was fluttering round in circles.

‘Then I read that letter, and it seemed to me to be a piquant piece of irony that the lady should have written to Andrew practically accepting what must have been an offer of marriage at the very time that he was lying dead in the River Granta. She had answered immediately, therefore he must have written to her on the day of his death. Then there was the bookmaker's cheque and Andrew's unusually heavy plunge. Frankly, I suspected them.'

Mrs Faraday nodded. ‘I understand,' she said. ‘Go on.'

‘It then occurred to me,' said the young man slowly, ‘that all the evidence which pointed so strongly to Andrew's death being by murder was of this dramatic and sensational kind – the half-finished letter, the body bound with the window-cord which was so easily identifiable. It was as though fate had suddenly become theatrically minded.'

‘Quite,' agreed Mrs Faraday.

Campion continued. ‘Once having arrived at that point,' he
said, ‘it was natural, of course, to suspect that fate of being human, and since the only person who could have manufactured the evidence was Andrew I began to suspect him.' He paused and looked at the old lady gravely. ‘I could not at first imagine the mind of a man who, having decided to kill himself, would yet go to the time and trouble of preparing deathtraps for those he left behind. But neither could I imagine the mind of a man who could write a whole book for the purpose of annoying those with whom he lived. I felt he might get the idea, but the writing of a book is a long and tedious business, and the man who carried such a thing through was obviously no ordinary person.'

At the mention of Andrew's book a chilly light had come into Mrs Faraday's eyes.

‘Andrew was an odious creature,' she said. ‘More odious even, I think, than George. But Andrew, having more brains, was a better dissembler and less of an animal.'

‘Then there was Julia,' said Mr Campion diffidently. ‘You convinced me that she was not a suicide. Then Joyce and I discovered the patent medicine, and it was obvious how murder could have been done. The arrangement of the capsules in the zigzag paper made it possible for the murderer to ensure that the attempt upon his victim would take place upon any future date he cared to choose. Since Julia only took one capsule a day, he had only to count the days and replace one of the capsules with his poisonous compound.

‘Joyce had previously told me that Andrew was a man who enjoyed prying into other people's affairs, and it dawned upon me that this idiosyncrasy of Julia's would be just the sort of secret he might light upon. He probably knew already that Kitty took the tea in every morning, and it would be obvious to him that this idea gave him an excellent chance of destroying Julia, whom he loathed, and of casting a most unwarrantable suspicion upon the unfortunate Kitty.' He paused to take breath. ‘When I reached this point in my calculations I was helpless. I felt you ought to leave the house, and I am afraid the police will insist upon that now, for a time at least. You see, I thought that if I was right there was no telling where these death-traps would end. Naturally I could make no accusation
until I was sure, and at that point I had no proof of any sort.

‘Then there was this question of William's hand. You have heard how that happened. But William was under the impression that someone or something had stabbed at him. That threw my conjectures out altogether. It was not until George arrived yesterday and said that he had actually seen Andrew die that I realized that there was a chance of ever proving my theory at all.'

Great-aunt Caroline's little black eyes were fixed on the young man's face, and he marvelled at the calmness with which she accepted the extraordinary story he was unravelling.

‘George mentioned a second witness,' Campion went on slowly, ‘and that gave me my strongest hope. As soon as that sign appeared on the library window I guessed that someone from outside, probably a tramp, was trying to communicate with someone he believed to be inside the house. William had said that he saw George in the company of a tramp on the day of Andrew's death. I didn't pay much attention to it at the time because . . .'

A grim smile spread over the old lady's face. ‘Because poor William is apt to describe any ill-dressed person as a tramp,' she said. ‘Yes, I quite see that. Go on.'

‘Well,' said Mr Campion, ‘last night it was obvious that this mysterious person was not in communication with George because George had been in retirement for the past few days. It was also obvious that the tramp was in the vicinity of this house, so I pinned my hope on the supposition that the tramp was watching this house, had seen George arrive and would attempt to get into touch with him during the night. It was a wild chance, but I sat up waiting for him, and he came. Then I interviewed him.'

‘So I see,' said the old lady, glancing sharply to Mr Campion's injured eye. ‘I am really very grateful to you.'

‘I considered it a privilege,' said Campion gallantly.

The black eyes flickered and a faint smile spread over the little ivory face.

‘You have many more brains than is usual in your family,' said Mrs Faraday. ‘And yet you have a great deal of their
charm. It is hardly fair. You had a lot of trouble with this person?'

‘Not so much as he had with me,' said Mr Campion modestly. ‘By a series of vulgar methods, which I won't describe, I persuaded him to tell me the more pertinent of his experiences – a most extraordinary yarn. It seems that this man – his name is Beveridge, an example of work-house humour, he tells me – entered Cambridge with George on the Saturday before Andrew's death. Beveridge had known George for some time, and seems to have had an immense admiration for him.'

‘There was a flashy quality about George,' said Mrs Faraday unexpectedly. ‘I can understand him being a triton among minnows. Go on.'

‘On Sunday morning,' Campion continued, ‘these two were seen by the members of the household who went to church by car reeling down the Trumpington Road. This, according to Beveridge, was intentional upon George's part, and was calculated to annoy William and Andrew – William especially, for whom George seems to have had an extraordinary dislike. Later, however, at about eleven o'clock when the hostelries opened, George and Beveridge became genuinely merry, but not actually drunk. Anyhow, according to Beveridge, and it sounds credible, they saw William and Andrew walking down Trumpington Road and were going to cross the road to accost them when the cousins turned off down the new road. Beveridge and George followed at a discreet distance, and when the others stopped to argue and William turned back alone they actually spoke to him. But William, who must have been in the throes of his attack, stared at them vacantly and wandered on. George was startled by this, according to Beveridge, and they continued their pursuit of Andrew, very probably with the idea of getting money out of him.

‘When they reached the meadows and were about fifty yards behind him in the mist, Andrew began to behave very peculiarly, and George, guessing that something was afoot, began to go carefully, shadowing him instead of attempting to overtake him. Beveridge's explanation is not very lucid, but apparently what happened was that Andrew suddenly disappeared once he had crossed the foot-bridge. They could not
see very well, naturally, and they were hurrying on to find him when he suddenly reappeared, bearing a coil of rope in one hand and something they could not see in the other. They had only just time to take refuge behind a large clump of osiers, practically on the river-bank, and Beveridge swears that neither he nor George had any idea of what was happening until Andrew's bowler hat came skimming through the mist, landing almost at their feet.

‘The next thing they made out was Andrew's shadowy figure standing on the bridge parapet over the stream. He was stooping down. Beveridge says he thought he was tying up his shoes, although he knows now that he was tying his feet together. He then took a gun from his side pocket and, according to Beveridge's story, before they fully realized that they were seeing a fellow-man committing suicide, there was an explosion, and he pitched forward into the stream, throwing up a shower of water which actually splashed them.'

Mrs Faraday, who had been listening to this recital with her eyes downcast, now looked up.

‘But I understood that Andrew's hands were bound,' she said.

Campion nodded. ‘That's where he was so clever. They were bound. That is to say, there was a piece of rope tied round each wrist. If only the body had been found sooner we might have wondered at the fact that they were still not tied together, but after being so long in the water it seemed only natural to suppose just what Andrew wanted us to suppose – that the cord had broken some considerable time after death.'

‘Very ingenious,' said the old lady. ‘And typical of a certain kind of insanity. I think Andrew was an ingenious man without being clever. All through his life he ruined his chances by mistaking this gift of ingenuity for intelligence. He lost his money in a scheme which looked ingenious, and yet would never have deceived a really intelligent investor.' She nodded to herself. ‘He was always an odd, bitter creature,' she said, ‘and the older he grew the more of a misogynist he became. Finally, he was attracted by the more specious of the modern psychologists, whose explanations appealed to him. About a year ago I disinherited him for an offence which was quite unforgivable, and I fear that this may have driven him to think of suicide, for
now I come to consider it he had certainly very little to live for. His violent anti-social mania, coupled with this diabolical ingenuity, probably drove him to consider these appalling crimes which he had not the courage to commit if he remained alive.'