Authors: Jan Burke
There was a long silence, broken only when Robert said, “Bravo, Sarah.”
“We can prove all of this, Hastings,” Ada said. “Retire as a State Senator, or lose an election in shame.”
“Do you think anyone is going to care about what happened then?”
“Put him in the trunk again!” Dolman said. “He'll have just as much room to move around as we did. Let's see him win an election from there.”
“Noâno! I won't run for office. I swear I won't. Just let me out of here!”
“Don't trust him!” Dolman said.
“There's another alternative,” Robert said, opening a drawer in a built-in desk.
“What?” Hastings asked, apprehensively.
Robert didn't answer right away, but when he turned around, he held a syringe.
“What's in there?” Hastings asked.
“Oh, you'll just have to trust me,” Robert said, “maybe it will give you a feverâsomething that will make your blood boil, as Captain Dolman saysâor maybe it will just help you to sleep.”
W
hen State Senator Archer Hastings awakened, he was hot, unbearably hot, and thirsty. He was still on the ship, he realized hazily. The damned ship. And, he realized with alarm, he was not in his bed, but in an enclosed spaceâthe trunk. He pushed against the lidâit flew open.
Shaking, he crawled out of it, onto the bed. He was still hot, miserably hot, and the terror of the trunk would not leave him.
He reached for the phone next to his bed, and said thickly, “Help. Send a doctor in to help me. I'm ill.”
Not much later, a doctor did arrive. He stepped into the room and said, “Are you chilled?”
“Chilled? Are you mad? I'm burning up!”
“So am I,” the physician said, and turned down the thermostat. “Open the portholes and you'll be fine.”
“Those damned people!” Hastings exclaimed.
“Which people?” the doctor said, in the tone of one who has encountered a lunatic.
“Mrs. Ada Milingtonâis she still aboard?”
“Oh no. I'm the last of Ada's party still on the ship. She said you'd had a bit too much to drink last night and asked me to make sure you got off the ship all right. She was in a rush.”
“I'll bet she was.”
“She asked me to give you a message. She said for you to remember that you have an open invitation to a pool party.”
Hastings frowned. “Where's she off to? I need to talk to her.”
“Oh, I believe she's well on her way to Glacier Bay by nowâone of the Alaskan cruise lines. She said something about her grandchildren getting married at sea. Quite eccentric, Ada,” the doctor mused, as he was taking his leave. “Yes eccentricâbut I'd take her seriously, if I were you, sir.” He paused before closing the door. “Shall I ask the hotel to send someone to help you with that trunk?”
“No! I don't want the damned thing.”
The doctor shrugged and left.
Hastings brooded for a moment, considered the odds of convincing anyone that he had been kidnapped by Ada Milington. He would retire, he decided. There was a sense of relief that came with that decision.
All the same, he continued to feel confined. He hurried to a porthole, opened it and took a deep breath.
For Archer Hastings, it offered no comfort.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Although Archer Hastings and all other characters in “Miscalculation” are entirely fictional, the
Queen Mary
statistics in this story are real. Under the control of Allied military personnel, the ship made an enormous contribution to the war effort. However, conditions were extremely crowded, and soldiers did die during voyages into the tropicsâmost often in the cabin class pool area above the boilers. This story is dedicated to memory of those young men.
Two Bits
O
n the hot July day on which he reached his majority, Andrew Masters came into a handsome fortune, yet at three o'clock that very afternoon he was focusing his attention on a twentyfive-cent piece. His contemplation of this infinitesimal portion of his wealth took place beneath a large, shady tree near Jefferson Road, just outside the western Pennsylvania town whose oil fields had made his father rich. His father had not owned the oil, but in his youth he had developed a special pump that oilmen needed. In the early 1870s, during the Pennsylvania oil boom that followed the war years, the oilmen had bought a great many pumps, bailers, cables, and other equipment from Mr. Masters, so that his oil tool and supply company became one of the largest in the country. With a shrewd eye for a good investment, his riches increased.
His charming manners and unflagging industry made him appealing to a handsome woman who came from an excellent and well-to-do family. Her family did not approve of the match; they were horrified when the young couple defied them by eloping. While Andrew's maternal grandparents had sworn never to allow his mother to inherit a cent, they had softened their hearts upon Andrew's birthâhence the fortune their first grandson now found at his disposal.
Yet it was upon twenty-five cents and not his several millions that young Andrew meditated now. He had spent the last few hours beneath the tree, knowing that he was not delaying any family festivities; there would be no cake or candles, no champagne or caviar. In the Masters family, this date had not been celebrated as Andrew's birthday since the day Andrew turned seven. For more than a dozen years, the first day of July had been commemorated only as “The Day We Lost Little Charlie.”
Andrew himself thought of it in this way, and was as silent and stiff with remembered grief as were his parents. The manner in which his younger brother Charlie was taken from the family was destined to make this day infamous to all who remembered the events of fourteen years ago, and if there were fewer and fewer persons who recalled it, the Masterses would never be numbered among those who had forgotten.
O
n his seventh birthday, Andrew sat beneath this same old oak tree. In his mind's eye, he could even now clearly see Charlie, a cherub faced five-year-old, extending his small hand toward his brother and saying, “For your birthday, Andrew. I want you to have it.”
In the hand was a small, unpainted wooden soldier, one whittled from a scrap of pine by Old Davey, the head groom of Papa's fine stable. Compared to the mechanical tin clown or the horsehair rocking horse up in their nursery, it was a poor sort of toy, but Andrew had coveted it. Still, he resisted temptation.
“Thank you, Charlie,” he said. “But I can't take it away from you. Old Davey gave it to you.”
Their conversation was interrupted by the rattle of an old buggy coming up the road. The horse was sturdy but unremarkable, while the buggy was out-and-out shabby, nothing like the smart surrey or the four-in-hand drag or any of the other fine carriages owned by the Masterses. This particular buggy was not unknown to the boys, for they had seen it only a week before. Andrew smiled, soon recognizing the two men in the buggy as those who had given them four peppermint sticks and a dozen pieces of taffy on that occasion. Mama did not approve of this sort of cheap candy, and the brothers had delighted in secretly consuming these confections not an hour before their supper.
“Hello, boys!” the driver called, pulling up. “Ain't ya lookin' fine today.” Andrew could not return the compliment. The driver, who had told them his name was Jack, was a short man whose dark hair curled wildly around the edges of his cap. His bushy eyebrows put Andrew in mind of a caterpillar race. One of his eyeteeth was missing, and the remainder of his smile was tobacco stained. The man sitting next to him appeared to be a stretched out version of the driver, tall and thin, but with the same brows and fewer teeth. Jack introduced him as Phil. “Me and Phil is brothers, jest like you two. C'mon and join us, we're gonna buy us some fireworks!”
As Independence Day was only three days away, Charlie thought this would be a splendid adventure. Andrew hesitated. “I'll ask Mama,” he said.
The men laughed. “Yer a mama's boy, ain't ya?” the thin one chided.
“Come on,” Charlie urged him. “It will be a secret, just between us two!”
Andrew, who could only resist so much temptation in one day, gave in to this one. The men helped the boys up into the dusty conveyance, and crowded in after them. Andrew sat between the men, while Phil held Charlie awkwardly on his lap. They were hardly settled when Jack snapped the reins. The buggy lurched forward and they traveled at a quick pace down the road.
Andrew began to regret his decision almost immediately. The buggy was not well-sprung, and its jolting motion jarred his teeth. Phil and Jack, he thought, had not bathed in weeks. When they reached the road that would take them a short distance into town, Jack turned the wrong way. Andrew told him so, which brought a sharp look from Phil, but Jack merely explained that if they bought the fireworks in a place where his family was so well-known, someone would likely tell his father all about it. Imagining his father in an angry mood was enough to curtail further protest from Andrew.
The road smoothed a little, and Jack began to sing certain songs, those which he undoubtedly knew to be of a nature guaranteed to intrigue small, well-mannered boys, and Andrew and Charlie eagerly took up the task of learning the melodies and (most especially) the lyrics of these odes to bodily functions. They had never heard the like before, not even from Old Davey, whose sporadic bouts of cursing they had been thrilled to overhear on a few memorable occasions.
After a time, though, Andrew's enthusiasm waned and he began to look around him. He was unfamiliar with his surroundings, and began to worry that they had been gone too long. Phil, he noticed, was eyeing him in an unfriendly fashion.
Jack seemed to notice this, too, and said, “Nearly there, Phil. Don't git yerself huffed.”
Phil grunted and sat back.
“Lookit here,” Jack said, pointing ahead. “There's the little town we been lookin' for. Firecrackers'll be sold at a place jest on t'other side of town.”
It was not much of a town, and Andrew thought he would be happy to be finished with their mission and on his way home again. To his surprise, though, Jack halted the buggy, pulling up across the street from a small store.
“Andy,” Jack said, “Charlie here says it's yer birthday. Z'at true?”
Andrew nodded.
“Well, I think Mr. Andy here should get something special, then, don't you agree, Phil?”
“Sure,” Phil said.
Jack reached into one of his pockets and produced a small coin purse, and from this, a quarter. He handed the coin to Andrew and said, “Go on, there's a store right over there. Spend it on anything you like. Two bits, jest for yerself.”
One might think that a child raised among the luxuries of the Masters household might snub a mere twenty-five cents, but it was, in fact, the first coin that had ever been given to Andrew. Nothing so mundane as legal tender had ever before been allowed within his grasp: all purchases, all exchanges of money, were in the hands of his elders and their employees. Never before had he enjoyed anything that might be called his own money.
He glanced up from the coin to see a look of envy on his brother's face. He knew what he saw there well enoughâfrom not long after the day Charlie was born, Andrew had often worn that look of envy. The fair-haired, sweet-tempered Charlie was more often in favor with his parents and the servants than was Andrew, who tended to be what Mama called “a willful child.” This look of envy, coming from Charlie, was almost exclusively limited to those rare occasions when the boys were visited by their grandparents, the only people who looked upon Andrew with anything resembling favoritism. And now, staring at the shiny coin, Charlie was positively green.
For Andrew, the quarter's value grew.
“Go on,” Jack was saying. “We'll wait here for you.”
“I wanna go with you,” Charlie cried as Jack helped Andrew down from the buggy.
“It's
my
birthday,” Andrew said, turning his back on his brother, skipping his way to the store.
The store was of a type his parents would undoubtedly disdain. The windows were dusty, as were the tops of many of the jars and cans on the shelves. But to a boy of seven with two bits in his pocket, it was a palace of curiositiesâbuttons and ribbons, pencils and pipes, razors, and soapâall received Andrew's study. He held his hands behind his back, not wanting to bring about the wrath of the palace's king, a sturdy balding man who stood behind the counter.
The proprietor, seeing the fine quality of the material and workmanship in Andrew's cap, shirt, knickerbockers, and silver buckled shoes (few of his adult customers wore footwear as fine as the boy's), and noting the youth's quiet politeness, was himself all patience and kindness. Indeed, these were hard, lean years, and it would serve no purpose to turn away any customer. This boy's mother would be along soon, he thought, rubbing his hands together.
Andrew continued to stroll slowly through the narrow aisles. The air in the store was redolent with what he found to be an unusual mixture of scents: tobacco, leather, coffee, cheese, peppermint, and vinegar. He saved for last an examination of the jars on the counterâhorehound candy, licorice, and all manner of other delights.
But each potential purchase was quickly dismissed as one other thought continued to occur to Andrew: taking home a piece of horehound candy or a peppermint would mean parting with his quarter. His lovely, shining quarter, with its full-figured Liberty seated in flowing robes, its eagle on the back. His hand closed tightly around it. No, it was
his
two bits.
It occurred to him that he need not spend his quarter in this store on this day, and the more he considered this idea, the better he liked it. The quarter itself was a prize, and if Charlie should nettle him, he would pull the shiny coin from his pocket and hold it before his younger brother. This thought of Charlie made him mindful of the fact that he had been in this store for quite some time now, and that Jack and Philâespecially Philâmight be angry with him for dawdling. He suddenly found himself uneasy over having left Charlie with only those two coarse men to keep him company. He bid the dismayed shopkeeper good day and left the store.
He was startled to find the street nearly empty and the sun much closer to the horizon. He controlled a growing panic only by telling himself that Charlie and the men had undoubtedly tired of waiting for him and had moved on to wherever the fireworks were being sold. He hurried down the street in the direction they had been traveling. After a few yards he began to run, but quickly reached the limits of the small town without seeing any sign of Charlie and the men.
Out of breath, he walked a little farther, feeling by turns angry and betrayed, then frightened for his brother, then worried and very alone. In this tumult of emotion his active imagination conjured up a variety of explanations for his situation:
âThey had grown tired of waiting for him, bought the firecrackers and were now journeying back to Jefferson Road. (A vision that left him wondering why they hadn't called to him, or fetched him from the store.)
âCharlie had become ill, and the men had rushed him to a doctor's office. (Which led to a fruitless search among the few buildings of the small town.)
âThe men had taken a different road back into town, had called at the store and learned that Andrew had already left, and were at this moment on the way home. (That this situation was his own fault, he was too ready to believe.)
âCharlie, angry over the gift of the quarter, had urged the men to trick Andrew, and they were at this moment laughing as they drank cool glasses of lemonade in the shade of the old oak. (Too unlike Charlie.)
Andrew, although cosseted and sheltered, was not a stupid child, and one last possibility took hold of his young mind. Perhaps the men had tricked both boys, and for reasons Andrew could not fathom, had stolen Charlie.
He felt hot tears fill his eyes, but dashed them away quickly. He wanted no harm to come to his brother, but he did not know what to do next. The thought of returning home without Charlie was unbearable.
He began to ask the few people he met on the street if they had seen Charlie or the men. Invariably, they had not. To his surprise, they were rude and brusque in their answers. These were hard people, he thought, nothing like the folk who surrounded him at home. The town and its few inhabitants suddenly seemed mean and low to him. He went back to the one place where he had been treated with courtesy.
The shopkeeper was less friendly this time, but politely told him that he knew nothing of anyone named Phil or Jack, had not seen a five-year-old boy named Charlie. When asked if he knew where firecrackers were sold, he proclaimed one could find them locally only in Andrew's hometown.