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By
SMA
, February 21, 2012

It was just going to be another boring reenactment of the Book of Genesis’ “Noah and the Ark.” Until now. Casting takes a new direction as Mackenzie (9) and Jake (8) trade in their crepe-paper lions’ manes for these beauties. We’re reworking the script to focus on the plight of two worried and flustered unicorns trying to make it to the boat on time! (Spoiler: They don’t.)

4.6 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Elegante Fixed-Frame Screen (Old Version)

ASIN:
     B000W6IE0A

Price:
     
$9,525,930,932,505,110.00

Vutec ELF6080MW Elegante Fixed-Frame Projection Screens (100”; 60” H × 80” W; 4:3 format; matte white)

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

40 of 41 people found the following review helpful

Wonderful product at a great price

By
Jacob Banerjee “This is a signature”
, April 7, 2013

This was a wonderful product at the low price of just over 1 quadrillion dollars. After selling my mansion, butlers, the US government, the Chinese Government, my other mansion, the United States of America, and after I found a penny on the ground, I was able to buy this.

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful

Best Screen EVER!!!!

By
Polly Sanchez
, April 17, 2013

I say this is by far the coolest screen I have ever seen, but that is all I can say. After selling all of my other things, except for my computer that I am writing this review on now, my Internet connection, and my house, and of course my Elegante Frame Screen (they will be sold as soon as I finish writing this except the screen), I will be living on the streets and can’t wait to show it off to all of my future homeless friends, especially that one guy on the corner named Pockets that used to chase my car all the time when I still had one; he will be so
jealous. I can’t wait to stare at him while I eat my warm porridge off of my Elegante Fixed-Frame Screen, using it as a dinner mat; he shall glare back at me wishing he too had a house to sell to receive an Elegante Fixed-Frame Screen. This screen also makes a great bed; it sure has changed my entire outlook on life just by buying this screen. More people should follow this path less traveled, truly a life-changing experience; I recommend it to all…except Pockets.

6 of 10 people found the following review helpful

Nice, but
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By
Joe Texas
, July 6, 2013

This is a great screen, don’t get me wrong, but I’m pretty sure Walmart has the same one on sale for $114.

This screen is a way of life.

By
hi11279 Buttsie
, November 26, 2013

I was just surfing the web the other day on my new supercomputer that I bought from the US government, when this screen frame caught my eye. It was a work of art and I felt that it was my doody to buy this screen so that I could watch funny cat videos in a more elegant setting than just in my 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450-story gaming room (if you must know, I had it built on Pi day). So anyway, I immediately decided that I needed this Elegante frame screen, and sold my family (dog included) to some labor factory so that I could get more money to buy this frame. I eventually had about 9.5 quadrillion dollars, so I went on Amazon and bought the frame, and I have to say, it can do more than just be a screen. First of all, you can use it as a giant frisbee, for when you’re hanging out with your friends. Secondly, it is a superb slip ’n slide, so when I buy my kids back, they can have all the fun they want with it. Third, it’s made of black velvet, so you can use it as a blanket on camping trips or just when you’re really cold (WAY better than a snuggie). And finally, you COULD, this is completely optional…use it as a projector screen, like it’s meant to be. But who uses crap for its intended purpose anyway? I have a bunch of broccoli in my yard to pretend that I have a lot of tiny little trees outside my window.

To wrap this up, this is DEFINITELY the most useful thing I’ve spent my money on, and for 9.5 quadrillion dollars or so, (the prices go up sometimes) you could live in the luxury that I now bathe in thanks to my new Elegante Fixed Frame Screen.