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Not just for kitties!

Magical Unicorn Mask

Check out the real thing:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0070QMUFA

4.5 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Accoutrements Magical Unicorn Mask

ASIN:
     B00E5OL2CM

Price:
     
$31.77

Feeling a little squirrely today? A bit piggish perhaps? Maybe even magical? These realistic-looking latex masks fit most adult heads, and should definitely freak out the neighbors.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

221 of 233 people found the following review helpful

Magical, yes…durable, no

By
Gloryland
, July 29, 2012

As others have said, this IS a magical mask. There’s simply no disputing that. The other day, when I picked up my daughter from school wearing the mask, the looks on the faces of her classmates left no doubt that they had been touched by its magic. It’s not every day you see a unicorn at a community college, after all. The issue for me, however, is durability. I’ve taken to wearing the mask along with a black PVC suit and crimson cape and calling myself “Unicorn Man.” Imagine my disappointment when, the first time I attempted to spear an evildoer with my horn, it crumpled rather flaccidly. Since then I’ve reinforced the horn mechanically, but really, you shouldn’t have to apply after-market solutions or take over-the-counter medications to firm up a supposedly magical horn.

464 of 520 people found the following review helpful

It watches

By
Rose 2d of Aberlone
, July 29, 2012

I came home one day to find this unicorn mask on the chair opposite my bed. I don’t know how it got there, but I know what it wants. Me. One day the unicorn mask will impale me on its horn, and I will die. Until then, it watches me sleep at night. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night because I’ve seen a flash of light hit its eye, and I think it’s time. Time for the unicorn mask. “Not yet, not yet,” the mask will whinny, and I will fall back to sleep, to dream and wonder.

82 of 90 people found the following review helpful

Almost a winner

By
JB
, May 10, 2012

This Magical Unicorn Mask is *almost* a winner. As stated in the product details, this Unicorn Mask is “vaguely disturbing.” However, I prefer my Unicorn Masks to be clearly disturbing. So, unfortunately, this particular Magical Unicorn Mask doesn’t quite measure up. However, it is quite fun, and sometimes vaguely disturbing is all you need. 4 stars!

30 of 35 people found the following review helpful

I wish I had bought this mask instead!

By
Larissa Pearson “SecretAgentWoman”
, July 29, 2012

I fell for the old ruse that “more is better” and bought the Magical Bicorn Mask instead. Everyone kept calling me goat! Don’t make my mistake; buy UNI!

This is of the related “Magical Unicorn Mask,” which, unfortunately, doesn’t allow customer images.

69 of 84 people found the following review helpful

Perfect costume for church play

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