beer. There was a third ingredient, but I forget what it was.
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If you were higher class, you would have what's called a French 76. In a French 76, you substituted champagne for the beer. Why was it a French 76? Beats the bell out of me. Probably "French" because it was champagne. I don't have a clue what the "76" meant.
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But the most popular drink was Skip and Run Naked. You'd have a few of these and you would.
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You'd go down to Julie's in Westwood. Or there were a few places down by USC. What was I doing down by the hated USC campus, when I was a UCLA Bruin, first, last and always?
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There were some good-lookin' chicks at USC.
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We went wherever the action was.
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One of our favorite hangouts was the Luau I mentioned before. The Luau was one of the fanciest, hippest restaurants on Rodeo Drive.
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It was the place I drank 56 whiskey sours on a bet.
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After I drank the 56 whiskey sours, I walked outside and the bet was that I had to walk the double-yellow line between the manhole covers. Now, on the corner was an old Atlantic-Richfield gas station. And I had to walk halfway down the block to the next manhole cover, and I wouldn't miss a beat.
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It was 2 in the morning. There was a little bit of traffic. Not much. They kinda steered clear.
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And the Beverly Hills cops were there and they didn't bug us. Because we were "cool." We were "substantial."
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I was wearing an alpaca sweaterwhite tennis shoes, no socks, Levis.
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If you belonged to the Beverly Hills neighborhood, the cops were cool. But if you looked like you were from the barrio, or you were from South Central, if you were there to cause trouble, those cops were brutal.
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They were among the most violent officers you ever saw . . . they were not nice guys.
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But they were really nice guys if they saw you were driving, say, a new Impala convertible, you had this nice-looking girl and you were really clean-cut. If you were clean-cut, they were your friends. If you were there to loot a house, they'd cut your freakin' heart out.
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But, you ask, how I did 56 whiskey sours? I couldn't really do that many, could I?
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