Some girls would go, "I know who you are." And I didn't like that. I would have rather had a little anonymity in this case. I wasn't there for a social gathering, per se. I was there for a bodily function.
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By and large, I went for more dark-haired girls than blondes. I went for bigger breasts than small, and bigger girls in general because I was a bigger guy.
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And I really liked outgoing, wild girls, rather than quiet, shy girls.
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There was a period where it was cool to just come right out with it: "Hey, baby, wanna screw?" But it was a very short-lived period, I want to say around 1964 or '65. Then it got uncool.
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But before it got uncool, irreverence was very, very big. Cops were pigs. Parents were idiots. Institutions sucked. And you could say anything to any girl and get away with it. Not only get away with it, it was encouraged.
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The great thing about the Boulevard was that it was safe. You're not gonna get mugged and you're not gonna get killed. A girl would always know you would bring her back to the Boulevard after sex. You would either let them out in front of the Vogue Theater, the Egyptian, Graumann's Chinese . . . somewhere they could hook up with friends again.
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The law of the jungle on the Boulevard was: You don't do another guy's girlfriend.
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Or if you do, she has to be receptive and you can't get caught.
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You know, you could say to her, "Hey, baby, you got great boobs." And if she took offense, you have troubles. Most of the time they wouldn't be offended. These comments were more or less expected.
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If she did take offense, a lot of times you could say, "Hey, don't get all bent out of shape, because I'm just schemin'."
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Scheming, they understood, is when you're plotting and implementing your strategy on a chick. You're coming up with a way to play her, almost as if she were a fish. OK? That's scheming. Struttin' your stuff. Layin' out your line. Showin' her what you got.
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Some of them will laugh and think you're cute. Some of them will look at you and think you're a jerk.
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You've just got to go for it, take your cuts and whatever happens, happens.
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I mean, the way I looked at it, Babe Ruth struck out 1,330 times. But he also hit 714 home runs. There are a lot of girls who'd just tell you to buzz off.
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"Well, maybe I'll have to."
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Real witty stuff, huh? Amazingly clever.
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Well, unbelievably it worked, or a version of it worked. What can I tell you?
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