Didn't strike me as something I wanted to participate in.
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But I wanted in the Knights real bad.
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An opportunity presented itself for me to sidestep the bullcrap of Hell Night and get what I wanted . . . membership.
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This one guy gets up in front of the group and he's got a mayonnaise jar. A small mayonnaise jar. And it's filled with jalapeno peppers.
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This was 1957 and jalapenos weren't real popular in West L.A. People thought of them as gut bombs.
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So they're laughing, all these guys, and there are two guys pledging at this moment, me and another guy named Marty Hochberg.
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So the head guy says, "Well, tell you what. We're going to give you guys a choice. Taking Hell Night or eating this entire jar of peppers. With no water. And you have to stand here for 10 minutes after you eat the jar of peppers."
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Marty didn't even think twice. He says, "I'll take the Hell Night."
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Me, I'm standing there like I'm really mulling the whole thing over.
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Marty goes, "You crazy? Are you actually thinking of eating the jalapenos?"
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Well, remember that I was an actor.
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I'm sitting there and all of a sudden I say to the guy with the jar, "Boy, you guys are somethin'. How about I eat a quarter of the jar?"
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"No," he says. "You gotta eat the whole jar."
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"How about half a jar," I say. "And I'll take 50 swats."
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"Nope. The whole jar or nothin'."
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"But what if I only get halfway through and I faint or get sick?"
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They said, "If you get sick, we'll beat the crap outta you. And if you faint, you're on your own. And you gotta take Hell Night."
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I said, "Boy, that doesn't sound very fair to me."
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They said, "Make up your mind."
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"Well," I said, uncertainly, kind of stammering. "L-l-let me try it."
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I pick up the first pepper.
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"Omigod!" I cry. I'm rollin' my eyes and stuff, kinda clutching at my throat and carrying on.
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These guys are falling all over themselves, laughing their butts off. They're on the floor. Whacking themselves on the back.
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They're lookin' at me, like: This is even better than we hoped.
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I reach in. I take a second pepper.
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And I go, "Maybe I'm gettin' used to this. Well, I'm gonna try not to faint."
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I take the whole second pepper, stick it in my mouth. I chew it.
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I say, "You know what, guys? I might be gettin' used to it by now." Their laughing fades to a little chuckling now.
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