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The trouble with the others was that they were either too uncouth to be adopted without a long struggle or likely to cause errors in pronunciation. To the first class belonged
tung
for
tongue, ruf
for
rough, batl
for
battle
and
abuv
for
above
, and to the second such
forms as
each
for
catch
and
troble
for
trouble
. The result was that the whole reform received a setback: the public dismissed the reformers as a pack of lunatics. Twelve years later the National Education Association revived the movement with a proposal that a beginning be made with a very short list of reformed spellings, and nominated the following twelve changes by way of experiment:
tho, altho, thru, thruout, thoro, thoroly, thoro
]
are, program, prolog, catalog, pedagog
and
decalog
. Then, in 1906, came the organization of the Simplified Spelling Board, with a subsidy of $15,000 a year from Andrew Carnegie (later increased to $25,000 a year), and a formidable list of members and collaborators, including Henry Bradley, F. I. Furnivall, C. H. Grandgent, W. W. Skeat, T. R. Lounsbury and F. A. March. The board at once issued a list of 300 revised spellings, new and old, and in August, 1906, President Theodore Roosevelt ordered their adoption by the Government Printing Office. But this effort to hasten matters aroused widespread opposition, and in a little while the spelling reform movement was the sport of the national wits. The Government Printing Office resisted, and so did most of the departments, and in the end the use of the twelve new spellings was confined to the White House. Not many American magazines or newspapers adopted them, and they were seldom used in printing books. When, in 1919, Carnegie died, his subsidy ceased,
36
and since then the Simplified Spelling Board has moved from the glare of Madison avenue, New York, to the rural retirement of Lake Placid, and there has been a serious decline in its activities. During Carnegie’s lifetime it issued a great many bulletins and circulars, but since 1924 it has published nothing save a small magazine called
Spelling —
three issues in 1925 and four in 1931.
37
In its heyday the board claimed that 556 American newspapers and other periodicals, with a combined circulation 18,000,000, were using the twelve simplified spellings of the National Education Association’s list and “most of the 300 simpler spellings” recommended by its own first list, and that 460 universities, colleges and normal-schools
were either using most of these spellings “in their official publications and correspondence,” or permitting “students to use them in their written work.”
38
But not many of these publications or educational institutions were of much importance. The
Literary Digest
led the very short list of magazines of national circulation, and the Philadelphia
North American
led the newspapers. With regard to the colleges, the situation in Massachusetts was perhaps typical. Three institutions had adopted the new spelling — Clark College, Emerson College and the International Y.M.C.A. College. But Harvard was missing, and so were the Massachusetts Tech, Wellesley, Smith and Boston University.

The board issued various lists of reformed spellings from time to time, and in 1919 it brought out a Handbook of Simplified Spelling summarizing its successive recommendations. They were as follows:

1. When a word begins with or includes
œ
or
œ
substitute
e: esthetic
,
medieval, subpena
. But retain the dipthong at the end of a word:
alumnœ

2. When
bt
is pronounced
t
, drop the silent
b: det, dettor, dout
.

3. When
ceed
is final spell it
cede: excede, procede, succede
.

4. When
ch
is pronounced like hard
c
, drop the silent
h
except before
e, i
and
y: caracter, clorid, corus, cronic, eco, epoc, mecanic, monarc, scolar, scool, stomac, tecnical
. But retain
architect, chemist, monarchy
.

5. When a double consonant appears before a final silent
e
drop the last two letters:
bizar, cigaret, creton, gavot, gazet, giraf, gram, program, quartet, vaudevil
.

6. When a word ends with a double consonant substitute a single consonant:
ad, bil, bluf, buz, clas, dol, dul, eg, glas, les, los, mes, mis, pas, pres, shal, tel, wil
. But retain
ll
after a long vowel:
all, roll
. And retain
ss
when the word has more than one syllable:
needless.

7. Drop the final silent
e
after a consonant preceded by a short stressed vowel:
giv, hav, liv
.

8. Drop the final silent
e
in the common words
are, gone
and
were: ar, gon, wer
.

9. Drop the final silent
e
in the unstressed final short syllables,
ide, ile, ine, ise, ite
and
ive: activ, bromid, definit, determin, practis, hostil
.

10. Drop the silent
e
after
lv
and
rv: involv, twelv, carv, deserv
.

11. Drop the silent
e
after
v
or
z
when preceded by a digraph representing a long vowel or a diphthong:
achiev, freez, gauz, sneez
.

12. Drop the
e
in final
oe
when it is pronounced
o: fo, ho, ro, to, wo
. But retain it in inflections:
foes, hoed
.

13. When one of the letters in
ea
is silent drop it:
bred, brekfast, hed, hart, harth
.

14. When final
ed
is pronounced
d
drop the
e: cald, carrid, employd
,
marrid, robd, sneezd, struggld, wrongd
. But not when a wrong pronunciation will be suggested:
bribd, cand, fild
(for filed), etc.

15. When final
ed
is pronounced
t
substitute
t: addrest, shipt, helpt, indorst
. But not when a wrong pronunciation will be suggested:
bakt, fact
(for faced), etc.

16. When
ei
is pronounced like
ie
in
brief
substitute
ie: conciet, deciev, wierd.

17. When a final
ey
is pronounced
y
drop the
e: barly, chimny, donky, mony, vally.

18. When final
gh
is pronounced
f
substitute
f
and drop the silent letter of the preceding digraph:
enuf, laf, ruf, tuf
.

19. When
gh
is pronounced
g
drop the silent
h: agast, gastly, gost, goul
.

20. When
gm
is final drop the silent
g: apothem, diafram, flem
.

21. When
gue
is final after a consonant, a short vowel or a digraph representing a long vowel or a diphthong drop the silent
ue: tung, catalog, harang, leag, sinagog
. But not when a wrong pronunciation would be suggested:
rog
(for rogue),
vag
(for vague), etc.

22. When a final
ise
is pronounced
ize
substitute
ize: advertize, advize, franchize, rize, wize.

23. When
mb
is final after a short vowel drop
b: bom, crum, dum, lam, lim, thum
. But not when a wrong pronunciation would be suggested:
com
(for comb),
torn
(for tomb), etc.

24. When
ou
before l is pronounced
o
drop
u: mold, sholder
. But not
sol
(for soul).

25. When
ough
is final spell
o, u, ock
, or
up
, according to the pronunciation:
altho, boro, donut, furlo, tho, thoro, thru, hock, hiccup.

26. When
our
is final and
ou
is pronounced as a short vowel drop
u: color, honor, labor.

27. When
ph
is pronounced
f
substitute
f: alfabet, emfasis, fantom, fono-graf, fotograf, sulfur, telefone, telegraf
.

28. When
re
is final after any consonant save
c
substitute
er: center, fiber
, meter, theater. But not
lucer, mediocer
.

29. When
rh
is initial and the
h
is silent drop it:
retoric, reumatism, rime, rubarb, rithm.

30. When
sc
is initial and the
c
is silent drop it:
senery, sented, septer, sience, sissors.

31. When
u
is silent before a vowel drop it:
bild, condit, garantee, gard, ges, gide, gild.

32. When
y
is between consonants substitute
i: analisis, fisic, gipsy, paralize, rime, silvan, tipe.

Obviously, this list was too long to have much chance of being accepted quickly. Some of the spellings on it, to be sure, were already in good American usage, brought in by Webster, but others were uncouth and even ridiculous. Worse, there were many exceptions to the rules laid down — for example, in rules 1, 4, 6, 12, 14, 15 and 21. The board, as if despairing of making any headway with so many words, brought out simultaneously a much shorter list, and leaflets arguing for it were distributed in large numbers. It was as follows:

ad
insted
addrest
liv(d)
anser(d)
program
ar
reciet
askt
reviev(d)
bil(d)
shal
buro
shipt
catalog
tel
det
telefone
engin
(al)tho
enuf
thoro(ly, -fare, etc.)
fil(d)
thru (out)
fixt
twelv
giv
wil
hav
yu

On the reverse of this leaflet was the following:

When yu hav by practis familiarized yourself with the 30 WORDS, why not, for the sake of consistency, apply the principles exemplified by their spellings to other words? For instance, if yu write

addrest, anserd, askt, bild, fild, fixt, livd, recievd, shipt
, why not write
advanst, announst, cald, carrid, delayd, doubld, examind, followd, indorst, invoist, pleasd, preferd, signd, traveld, troubld, wisht
, etc.?

telefone
, why not write
telegraf, fotograf, fonograf, alfabet
, etc.?

ar, engin, giv, hav, liv, reciev, twelv
, why not write
activ, comparativ, definit, determin, examin, favorit, genuin, hostil, imagin, infinit, nativ, opposit, positiv, practis, promis, textil, believ, curv, resolv, serv
, etc.?

ad, bil, fil, shal, wil
, why not write
od, eg, bel, wel, mil, bluf, stuf, pur, dres, les, buz
, etc.?

catalog
, why not write
prolog, sinagog
, etc.?

det
, why not write
dout
, etc.?

insted
, why not write
bred, brekfest, ded, hed, red, helth, plesure, wether
, etc.?

program
, why not write
gram, cigaret, quartet, gazet, bagatel, quadril, vaudevil
, etc.?

reciev
, why not write
deciev, conciet
, etc.?

thoro
, why not write
boro, furlo
, etc.

enuf
, why not write
ruf, tuf, laf, cof
, etc.?

But this list also failed to win any considerable public support. On the contrary, its clumsy novelties gave the whole spelling reform movement a black eye. In the Summer of 1921 the National Education Association, which had launched the campaign for reform in 1898, withdrew its endorsement, and during the years following most of the magazines and newspapers that had adopted its twelve new spellings went back to the orthodox forms. So long ago as 1909, when W. H. Taft succeeded Roosevelt as President, the New York
Sun
announced the doom of the movement in an editorial of one word:
thru
. This was somewhat premature, for Carnegie’s money was still paying for a vigorous propaganda, but his death ten years later, as I have said, put an end to large-scale crusading, and since then spelling reform has been promoted mainly by individuals, no two of whom agree. Some of their schemes are extremely simple — for example, that of William McDevitt, a San Francisco bookseller, who simply drops out all the neutral vowels and silent consonants. Thus,
the
becomes
th, writer
is
riter, because
is
becaus, would
is
woud
, and
after
is
aftr
. Other current proposals involve changes in the values of the alphabet, and are thus more complicated. Dr. H. Darcy Power, an English-born professor at the University of Freiburg in Germany, proposes that
x, c
and
q
, which are redundant, be given the new values of
th, ch
and
qw
respectively, and that the different values of the vowels be indicated by drawing lines either above or below them,
e.g., ā
for the
a
in hate,
a
for that in
car
, and
a
without any mark for that in
bat
. In order to distinguish between the two sounds of
th
he proposes that
x
be used in
thy
and
x
in
thigh
. The neutral vowel he disposes of by either dropping it altogether or displacing it with an apostrophe. Here is a specimen of his
fonetic
speling
, prepared by himself:

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