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F.D. Nancy (MR)

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Sara Lee Consumer Affairs
PO Box 756
Neenah, WI 54957

Bakery   1.800.323.7117

Foodservice   1.800.361.4754

Meats   1.800.328.2426

Senseo   1.866.473.6736

May 20, 2009

Ms. F. D. Nancy
1413 1/2 W KENNETH RD # 193
GLENDALE. CA 91201–1–178

Dear Ms. NANCY:

It was a pleasure speaking with you today. We appreciate that you took the time to contact us.

As we discussed, Sara Lee® is committed to providing cur customers with the highest quality products. Sara Lee® firmly believes in the importance of product quality and food safety. We endeavor to see that all products meet the highest standards. We are genuinely concerned when there is a problem or when a product does not meet our consumer’s expectations. We have a responsibility to you and to our other customers to properly investigate any such occurrence and we take that responsibility seriously.

In addition, Sara Lee® has rigid quality standards. Out manufacturing facility operates under strict compliance with local, stale and federal laws and regulations as well as our own requirements. Our raw ingredient suppliers, all of whom are highly reputable, are required to perform several inspections before shipping the ingredients to us.

We truly value you as a customer and want to assure you that we are committed to manufacturing the highest quality products. We believe in our products and have enclosed complimentary coupons to be used towards your next Sara Lee® purchase. We are confident that your next purchase will meet your expectations. We recommend you use these products by the date shown. If past the use by date, please discard the product. If you have any other questions or comments, please contact us at 1–800–323–7117.

Sincerely,

Consumer Affairs Representative
Sara Lee® Consumer Affairs

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TED L. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

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22 May 2009

Dear Insurance Co:

I am looking for life and other insurance. I have a valuable collection of Pest Strips that need to be insured and I need life insurance as I trust no one. These were pest strips that were used to remove bugs from screen doors. (There are mites in some of them. I have 240 of them. 2 Shell No Pest Strips. Rare!)

How much to insure? I need life insurance as others may want this collection.

I am in the process of relocating my collection to a Museum in Pennsylvania. And I want to insure it. I know insurance can be costly but what if I lose these pest strips and old air deodorizers? Huh? What is worth more then? The loss of my collection and me being inconsolable or some money?

Please tell me who I contact to discuss this very valuable collection and how I insure it?

My collection will be stored in Modesto until it is moved to the museum. You have been highly recommended by people in the licorice community. Thank you. I eagerly await your reply. Call me Fred. Many do.

Sincerely,

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Fred, Life insurance quote request

Scott McCoy <
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Fri, May 22, 2009 at 8:32 AM

Hi Ted,

We are a life insurance broker. I can provide you with the lowest rates available for life insurance.

We do not handle insurance for the pest strips.

Please give me a call.

Sincerely,

Scott

Scott McCoy
Life Insurance Specialist
Efinancial
[email protected]

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TED L. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

MR. SCOTT MCCOY
E FINANCIAL LIFE INSURANCE
[email protected]

22 May 2009

Dear Scott,

Thank you for getting back to me so promptly. In this day and age of people that do not care. You have shown that: You care! I will note that in an appropriate folder and copy those that need it. Now down to:

My insurance needs.

As I have recently come into money from a ladder accident and would like to purchase LIFE INSURANCE maybe you can help. I do not trust my companion so I should take out this insurance. However this PEST CONTROL STRIP collection is valuable. She wants it as I have noticed her eyeing it.

Can I insure this under a HOMEOWNERS POLICY? It’s the core of our problems. Have you ever seen “Double Indemnity” with Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwick? I DO NOT TRUST THIS WOMAN. WATCH THIS MOVIE!!! She will take these Pest Control Strips. (Including the 2 Shell No Pest Strips. Rare!)

So now how can we get me some insurance for:

Life
Homeowners.

I have never had insurance before. Thank you for caring about the needs of others.

Respectfully,