A Life Plan Without You. (87 page)

Kelly was sat head down and falling asleep on the floor, oop’s
and it looked as though she had peed herself. Result, all she
needed to do to make my day was... Oh result, she threw up all over
herself, thank you God of Karma.

Tasha carried on with Danny. My best friend was just too
spaced out to care about anything that had gone on and so not like
her, the reason was apparent she was pissed as a fart, drinking
vodka and orange. I really swore in Spanish telling her no more to
drink, her boyfriend was giving her orange juice laced with vodka
and getting her pissed for drunken sex, she was being
used.

“I heard him ask the lads for jonnies good thing really, that
he’s even considering using them, the others aren’t you stupid
girl. He doesn’t want to knock you up on your first time. The other
lads said they wouldn’t mind a go and wanted to wait in line, he
told them once he was through they could. If you weren’t worn out
from his dick, but they could do you unconscious.

He didn't care as long as your cherry was his, see that girl
there he was all over her in the lads room smoking pot with yet
more strangers, how the hell have you got like this in a short
time?” She cried and slapped him so hard in the mouth, and told him
to go fuck some other girl with the jonnies he’d begged from the
other lads, and they could go fuck themselves too, she was eating
his cake too, I then knew why she looked spaced out, she was high
on the hash brownies she was munching on! Christ how much of the
party did I spend in the bathroom, she was fine at my
house?

Dan went to hit her and Sam stopped him, then he gently picked
her up. She looked at me horrified, then at him and told him to try
his luck with Kelly, and apologised then said she felt sick and
asked could I help her up the stairs? I took her to join Michelle,
were a sober and mad as hell Julie was now on minding duty, and
laughing at our two drunken friends. Julie said she would be fine
and they would stick together. Tasha promising me to leave as soon
as she had been sick. Dan had gone to try his luck on one of the
uninvited girls.

Sam looked at me laughing at my Missy-fit with my drunken
stupid friends, by now he had witnessed a few Missy-fits and as I
walked towards him, he was leant against the wall waiting and
smiling, I’d thumped a lad hard, who touched my arse, we left
laughing as the lad said sorry, he thought I was Kelly.

“Come on they are just a bunch of drunken idiots, sorry Sam I
so wanted to show you off. I’m sorry I should have listened to you
angel. Did you enjoy your grope from Kelly Pepper then? Less than a
half a day with these on and you’re chasing, better looking girls?”
I laughed, but he stopped walking, grabbed my arm and pushed me
gently against the wall kissing me as he did it.

“You a worth ten of her never put yourself down baby, she is
nothing like you, you are stunning, beautiful, talented, kind,
caring, wonderful, a chef in the kitchen and yes a fantastic whore
in the bedroom and all mine, mine just mine. I’m the lucky one,
stop doubting I love you because I do. These rings are on this
finger, because we are meant to be together baby and no cheap
drunken bitch is spoiling our day. She was and is nasty piece of
work and said if she couldn’t be happy, why should you be.” I
smiled, when did I get so lucky?

“I was about to get up when you came in. She was too drunk
Michelle, she won’t remember any of it tomorrow. I wouldn’t have
done anything other than stop her. She was about to be thrown on
the floor, but you just beat me to it. She literally waited for you
to come down the stairs and jumped on my knee, when she saw you
coming. I was just too shocked to respond quicker than you did. I
love you.” I smiled and kissed him to shut him up.

“I love you too, so much. I have three rings that say so, but
she’s done it to me before Sam and you don’t know the misery she’s
has caused me Sam, please just ask Jimmy. Even he was a victim, she
thought I fancied him and made a play for him. I actually felt
sorry for him because she can be very persuasive, apparently she
likes it rough, like Karen and the three others I saw in Kelly’s
room, wow I had my eyes opened today and she gives a good blow
job.” I laughed her mum was coming back up the street.

“I do know, Jimmy said she was a nasty piece of work and he
actually refused the erh extras and told her she didn’t stand a
chance he liked you. I’m surprised she is even your friend baby. As
to the favours she dishes out, yours are wow, shit baby there
aren’t any words to describe sex with you and that mouth of yours.
It’s the best thing you do; oh and you do the other stuff really
well too!” Aggie, Kelly’s mum was on her way around. I laughed at
his embarrassment. “Karen was having sex in the bedroom please tell
me Kim wasn’t involved?”

“No angel, but Harry was being rode pretty hard and Karen was
sat on his face, not a good look, umm now where we, umm the gift
giving service? I was the best sex you have had and we had the best
ever sex, when we made love all night long and well into the
daytime too, when you took my gift, when I rocked your world, when
you made us complete, are the words you’re looking for
angel.

Oh and looking forward to loads more when we get back Sam, but
first I need to deal with Miss Pepper. The party’s is over as soon
as her mum gets in. She never was my friend, she just tried to take
my friends and boys that I fancied off me, she should have learnt
from losing a hand full of hair last time, but no she had to make a
play for you. She will suffer for touching you. Watch this Sam you
will be so proud of your sex crazed fiancée, revenge without even
having to fight her.” We made a quick dash home. She passed and I
laughed.

“It’s bad in there Aggie and the neighbours are out
complaining, there’s double what you said she was allowed, most of
them are strangers and are way older, they are causing havoc with
the young girls in there and your drinks cabinet is empty and most
of it Kelly’s had.

We are leaving, because she won’t listen and its way out of
control and your Kelly’s drunk as a skunk sitting in sick and her
wet knickers, if she still has them on. There’s people having sex
in your bed and may actually be Kelly, she was getting up to make
use of it as we left. Your Ste and Ben aren’t going to be happy,
there’s a few in their room smoking weed, don’t eat the cakes they
are hash loaded treats. Oh and the bath and toilet are full of
sick, I cleaned a lot of it up. She wasn’t very nice when I tried
to stop her, she told me to leave so we are doing. Good luck and I
hope you’re insured, I think your plates were being smashed in the
kitchen as I left.” I felt a whole lot better.

“Michelle why the hell I let her talk me into this? I should
have gone with my instincts she said it would be a quite gathering
listening to music and takeaway pizza. Thank you for the heads up,
the neighbour’s kid has just come for me. I asked him to keep an
eye open. I can’t trust her at all. You look stunning young lady
and I believe congratulations are in order your Mother is so proud
of the catch you landed, is this him then?” I laughed he is quite a
catch has to be said.

“Yes this is Sam and he is a catch, one your Kelly tried to
land, I may have been a little rough on her.” She
laughed.

“Let me look at the rings, before I ring her neck. Ste’s on
his way around to help throw the lot of them out, and if she’d have
done that to my fella I would have killed her, I don’t know what’s
got into her?” She gasped when she saw them gave me a hug,
congratulated Sam and winked. “You're very lucky Sam one in a
million is our Michelle, wish I could say that about Kelly, but
hell I have had it trying to understand her. Her father can deal
with her. A few months on the farm with just sheep and her father
will sort her out.” She gave me a hug and we left her to sort out
the Welsh wasp.

“Um I like your non-violent revenge Mi cielo. I’d love to be a
fly on that wall, nice woman, what happened to her daughter?” He
held me tight and we went back to mine. I was just popping in to
tell mum I was off to Aunty Allison’s for the rest of the
weekend.

“Mum we’re back but we’re not stopping, we’re just off for
something to eat and I’m coming to warn you a load of drunks may
turn up. Tell them the party’s around at Kelly Peppers. Aggie is
one hell of an upset woman...” I went in the front room to find mum
talking to Pat. Mum was with Fat Pat in our house, she’d been
busted.

“Oh, I didn’t expect you back so soon. Michelle show Pat your
rings.” Pat looked at them and she gawped. What was she doing here
this bitch was banned. The rings made her beady eyes pop out of her
head. Mum was in full bragging mode about my perfect boyfriend, and
how my fiancé, who spent a small fortune on not one, but three
rings. He’d bought me a beautiful watch and such a pretty locket.
She was overly proud of how Sam spoilt me. Sam went red.

“So when do you intend getting married then?” Pat asked as I
looked at Sam.

“We were thinking about on her birthday next year, but we
can’t wait. I want to take the whole family to Scotland and do it
up there in Gretna, before Gramps and Grams go to Australia, we
haven’t discussed it with Susan and Michael, yet they will be the
first to know.” I looked at him with tears in my eyes. Mum gave me
that look.

“No Mum, I’m not, pregnant. We just don’t want to spend any
more time apart and so we or rather Sam is getting us a house so we
can be together, but yes married as soon as we can.” He held me
tightly.

“I will ask Michael in a couple of days or so about
arrangements and things, we need to sort everything out, we have
plenty of time. Giving you something to think about Susan. There’s
a blank cheque available, because Michelle gets the wedding she
wants, money is no object and before you moan too, I can afford it.
My girl gets the day she wants whatever the cost.” I held his hand
tightly.

“Come on lets go for something to eat, can we go to the posh
Italian place again angel.” I left with Sam. Pat was opening her
mouth and pale. “So nice of you to tell my, mother we are getting
married and when exactly are we doing it?” He smiled.

“As soon as we can. You will be at uni, but not as Welles as
Mrs Todd.” I hung of his arm.

“So I can still go to university then? You don’t want me
barefoot and pregnant at home then?” He smiled.

“Yes University is fine, no to the other for a while, but we
can practice trying if you want? We need a load of practice first
please?” We headed back to The Frog, with any luck Andy was still
in the pub. They were and sat smooching in the corner.

“Get a room, you two.” They looked up.

“Hi how did it go?” It had gone better than we had expected
and Sam had been smiling all afternoon.

“He had to ask my Gramps, who was there first. He was sick
again and had to ask twice. Good thing they like him he got two yes
votes.” He was at the bar getting drinks in. I sat and chatted to
Zoë and Andy.

“He doesn’t want to wait either he wants to get married
yesterday.” My head was in a right state.

“Here you go Michelle your coke, has she filled you in?” I
looked at him, as he passed the drinks over.

“She is the cat’s mother I am a big ass’s fiancée.” He looked
at me and smiled.

“Your mouth is so… Umm come here.” He kissed me and he had his
hands on my knee.

“Why are you stressed? He will sort out everything.” Andy had
his hand over mine.

“Andy, how old are you Twenty six? Zoë twenty four? Sam is
only twenty two and me I’m only just eighteen and people will be
saying it won’t last, we’re too young, I’m too young, oh my head
aches.” I got up and went outside. “Shit, shit, shit.” I sat down
on the step. My head was going to explode. Sam was right behind
me.

“You don’t really want to marry me?” I looked at his face, his
eyes they were so sad.

“Sit down please, of course I want to marry you I love you,
but oh crap I’m going to hurl.” I ran back in the pub to the
toilet. I made it and just in time too. Zoë was at the
door.

“You all right Michelle?” I washed my face and went
outside.

“I need something to eat; I’ve not eaten for ages I’m running
on empty that’s all!” Sam was waiting too.

“Sorry I just had a major panic attack I’m fine with it all I
promise. You have been hurling all day Sam, you can allow me the
one. Can we go to the Italian around the corner please their food
is always so nice.” He still looked worried, I was even surer now,
that he was the only man for me and I had to let him know just how
much I loved him and what he means to me.

“If that’s where my fiancée wants to eat come on then, yes Mi
cielo.” We headed off to the little Italian place. Mamma’s was the
best place to eat. The waiter handed us the menus, and Sam ordered
a bottle of house white and two beers. As the waiter stood waiting
to take our order, I asked in Italian did they have birthday cakes
in the back and candles and some way of writing a message on the
cake. He smiled as we chatted in Italian, Sam looking at me smiling
and the other two just sat and watched as I ordered the cake with
the message, which the waiter said was romantic and Sam was a very
lucky man. He took our orders for dinner.

“Can I have the peppercorn chicken with penne pasta please?
Zoë ordered the same and the lads played safe and ordered their
usual pizzas.