97 Ways to Train a Dragon (9 page)

Reality:
Teacher's Pet

Extracurricular Activities:
Sir Lancelot Fan Club; Armor Polishing Club; Future Dragon Slayer of the Month Club; DSA Pep Squad, Founder and Cheer Composer

Favorite Subject:
All of Them!!!!
^!

Plans for the Future:
To take over DSA

The nephew of Mordred and Lady Lobelia, Angus walks the line between saying, “I'm just one of the lads” and “I'm going to tell my uncle!” Will this Class I lad ever become a mighty dragon slayer? Or will he take over the kitchen from Frypot some day? We of the DSA Yearbook staff are betting on choice #2. And hey, Angus? The sooner the better!

Dream:
A wider menu selection at DSA

Reality:
Eel, Eel, Eel!

Extracurricular Activities:
DSA Cooking Club, President; Smilin' Hal's Off -Campus Eatery, Sales Representative

Favorite Subject:
Lunch

Plans for the Future:
To write
101 Ways to Cook a Dragon

This is a banner year for Baldrick. He is celebrating his tenth year as a Class I lad at DSA. Way to go, Baldrick! If any of you new students want to know the ropes, Baldrick is the one to see. He can tell when you should definitely not eat the cafeteria's eel, where the choice seats are in Professor Pluck's class, and what to tell the headmaster if you are late to class. Just don't ask him the answer to any test questions.

Dream:
To run the world

Reality:
A runny nose

Extracurricular Activities:
Practice Dragon Maintenance Squad; Least Improved Slayer-in-Training Award

Favorite Subject:
“Could you
repeat the question?”

Plans for the Future:
To transfer to Dragon Stabbers' Prep