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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader The World's Gone Crazy
| Uncle John's Bathroom Reader The World's Gone Crazy |
| Bathroom Readers' Institute |
| Perseus Books Group (2012) |
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By the
Bathroom Readers’
Institute
Bathroom Readers’ Press
Ashland, Oregon
Dedicated to the memory of Zephyr the cat, who was crazy in all the right ways
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UNCLE JOHN’S BATHROOM READER®
THE WORLD’S GONE CRAZY
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ISBN-13: 978-1-60710-616-6
E-book edition: April 2012
Created in the United States of America
THANK YOU!
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute sincerely thanks the people whose advice and assistance made this book possible
.
Gordon Javna
Jay Newman
Amy Miller
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Brian Boone
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CONTENTS
Because the BRI understands your reading needs, we’ve divided the contents by length as well as subject.
Short
—a quick read
Medium
—2 to 3 pages
Long
—for those extended visits, when something a little more involved is required
* Extended
—for those leg-numbing experiences
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