The Warlock in Spite of Himself - Warlock 01 (26 page)

Rod lowered the girl's feet to the floor. She murmured another little inarticulate protest, and pressed her head tighter against him. Rod tightened his arms about her and brushed his cheek against her hair, drawing out the moment as long as he could. Then he smiled sadly and lifted his hand to stroke along her jaw, tilting her chin up. The long-lashed eyes were still closed; the full red lips pursed and parted, just a little...

Rod steeled himself and said gently, 'You must tell me now, lass. Why did you follow me?'

Her eyes flew open, widened in alarm. Then she bit her lip, bowing her head, and stood away from him, clenching her bands in the cloth of his doublet.

'You must tell me, lass,' he repeated softly. 'Who sent you to spy on me?'

Her head flew up, eyes wide in dismay. She shook her head. 'None, my lord. None, only myself.'

'Oh?' Rod smiled sadly. 'Of your own doing, you followed me into the haunted quarter?'

She looked down again. 'I did not fear the spirits, lord.' Rod pursed his lips in surprise. If it was so, she had uncommon courage for a serving maid. Her nerve hadn't broken till she actually saw the ghosts

- and having experienced their moans himself, Rod could understand her breaking then.

Too, she might have followed him in hopes that he might reconsider his decision to sleep alone. Or maybe' she'd thought she could help if he got into trouble. Rod smiled at that last thought. But he had to make sure.

'Still, you have not yet told me: why did you follow me?' She bit her lip again, her face twisting. Rod waited, quietly. Grudging every word, she said, 'I - I feared for you, my lord.'

Rod stared; then his mouth twisted into a wry smile. He shook his head, slowly. 'You feared for me!'

'Aye!' Her head snapped up, eyes flashing. 'I had no knowing you were a warlock, and . . . a man alone, in those halls...'

Her voice trailed off; her eyes dropped again.

Rod heaved a sigh and clasped her to him. She resisted.

'Lass, lass!' he murmured. 'What could you have done to help me?'

'I - I have some small way with some spirits, lord.' Her voice was muffled by the cloth of his tunic. 'I had thought...'

Rod scowled. Was communication with the spirit world the norm on this kooky planet?

He rubbed her back gently, pressed his cheek against her hair. She could be lying, of course; but that would imply she was an excellent actress, and she seemed a little too ingenuous for that. He sighed and tightened his arms about her. She murmured sulkily and pushed her hips against him.

Rod closed his eyes and wiped his mind of all but the touch of her body. She felt good, very good. Almost like that farm wench, Gwendylon. His eyes snapped open. He stared into the torchlit dusk of the hall, picturing the two faces before him, side by side. Dye the hair black, tilt the eyes a little, straighten the nose

She had felt him tense; she looked up at him. 'What is it, my lord?'

The voice was a little higher-pitched, yes; but it had that same quality.

He looked down at her. The complexion was flawless, not a single freckle; but it didn't take that much technology to concoct a makeup base.

He pointed his forefinger between her eyes. 'You,' he said, 'have been deceiving me.' His finger came to rest on the tip of her nose. There was a flicker of disappointment in her eyes; then she was all innocence. 'Deceiving you, my lord? I - I know not.'

Rod flicked his finger; the tip of her nose came off. He smiled grimly, nodding. Cornstarch and water. But you were wrong to straighten it. I like it much better with that little tilt at the end. He rubbed his fingertip across the corner of her eye; the eye was no longer slanted, and there was a dark smudge on his finger. 'Cornstarch and water, and black paint at the eye-fold. Flour mixed with a little burnt umber on the face, and henna in the hair.'

The corners of her mouth tightened. Her face flushed with the heat of anger under the paint.

He shook his head, brow puckered. 'But why, lass? Your face is so much more beautiful.'

He allowed himself a shot of self-satisfaction as the anger in her face melted into tenderness and longing.

She lowered her eyes. 'I - I could not leave you, lord.'

He closed his eyes, grinding his teeth, and only by main force of will kept himself from squeezing her.

'But . . .' He stopped, and drew a long hissing breath. 'But how did you follow me, lass?'

She looked up, eyes wide in innocence. 'In the guise of an osprey, lord.'

His eyes snapped open with a near-audible click. He stared. 'A witch?

You? But...'

'You will not despise me for it, lord?' she said anxiously 'You, who are a warlock?'

His eyes had lost focus. 'Huh? Uh - warlock?' He shook his head, trying to clear it. 'Uh, I mean... No, of course I don't I mean. . . well, some of my best friends are ... uh...'

'My lord?' She peered into his face. 'Art thou well?'

'Who, me? Of course not! No, wait a minute. . .' He stopped and drew a very, very deep breath. 'Now, look. You're a witch. So. Big deal. I'm far more interested in your beauty than your talents.'

Embers there, in her eyes, ready to flame if he breathed upon them. He took another deep breath and called his hormones to order. 'Now. Let's get one thing straight.'

She brushed up against him, breathing, 'Aye, my lord.'

'No, no! I didn't mean that!' He took a step back, hands coming up to hold her off. 'Look. The only reason you followed me here was because you were afraid I'd get into trouble I couldn't handle, right?'

She paused, the glow dying in her eyes under a chill flow of disappointment. She lowered her eyes. 'Aye, my lord.'

The way she said it made him think she was leaving an awful lot to implication; but he hurried on to the next point.

'But now you know I'm a warlock. Right?'

'Aye, my lord.' He could scarcely bear her.

'So you know I don't have to be afraid of anything, right? So there's no reason to follow me any more, right?'

'Nay, my lord!' Her face whipped up to him, glaring; then her chin lifted a little higher, proud and haughty and stubborn. 'Still will I follow you, Rod Gallowglass. There be spells in this world that you wot not of.'

And one of the most galling things about her, he decided, was that she was always so damned right. In this crazy, topsy-turvy world, there probably were quite a few 'spells' he couldn't even imagine. But, on the other hand, there seemed to be a few that she didn't know, either. An amateur witch, most likely, and too old to join the union - she must be almost as old as Rod was. In fact, her 'witchcraft' seemed to consist of cosmetic skill, the ability to go birdie (he hadn't quite figured that one out yet), and a degree of courage that was totally unexpected in a Woman.

So she was right, she had good cause to worry about him, he would still be in danger - but so would she.

No. It wouldn't do any good to tell her she couldn't follow him - she would anyway. And he'd come out of it alive, like he always did, but she'd get murdered in a ditch somewhere along the way. Or maybe she'd handicap him enough so they'd both wind up dead.

His head moved from side to side, tightening into a quick shake. He couldn't let her get killed. He had to shake her somehow - and he knew just how.

His mouth quirked into a sour smile. 'It's true, what they say about farm girls: give them a moment of kindness, and you'll never be rid of them. My dear, you have an excellent nuisance rating.'

She gasped, stepping away from him, her face twisting into a grimace of pain, the back of her hand coming up to her lips. Her eyes flooded with tears; she bit on her hand, turned, and fled.

He stared at the floor, listening to her sobs fading, feeling the hollowness grow within him.

A fist thundered on the heavy oaken door. Rod struggled up out of the depths of sleep, floundering to sit up in the hay. Big Tom and his wench lay still, eyes fixed on the door. Rod grunted and levered himself to his feet. 'Don't worry,' he growled.

'Ghosts don't knock.'

'Ho, minstrel!' a gruff beery voice bellowed. 'Come forth to my master!'

Rod struggled into his doublet and caught up his harp. He swung open the great oaken door, shaking his head to clear the traces of his meager sleep. 'You might at least try to be civil at this hour of the damn morning,' he growled. 'And just who the hell is your master?'

The heavy fist caught him under the ear, sent him sprawling against the wail. He fought down the instant impulse to break the man's neck. Through a ringing, blurred haze he heard a deep, sadistic chuckle.

'Mind how you speak to your betters, gleeman. 'Tis a good rule for a peasant'

Rod gathered himself, hands braced against the wall, and sized up his persecutor. It was a common foot soldier in leather and mail, both of which needed cleaning, as did the soldier himself. He might have been a commoner, but he had an uncommon case of B.O., and halitosis on top of it, possibly due to the rotting teeth he was exhibiting in a selfsatisfied grin. Rod sighed and straightened, deciding it might be better to play his part; in fact, he'd deserved the blow, for having dropped out of character. The jester in medieval society served as an emotional release, not only through entertainment but also through providing an outlet for aggressions by becoming their object.

'All right,' he said, 'I'm schooled. Let's go.'

The fist caught him beneath the jaw this time. As he rolled with the blow, he heard the gleeful voice growl, 'Thou'rt not Schooled enough. To address your betters with master is the rule.'

Rod fought the anger down into a cold, calm, calculating rage and lunged, his hands chopping out in three quick blows.

'I've got a better rule for a soldier,' he informed the crumpled heap at his feet. 'First be sure who your betters are. Now take me to your master.'

The master, as it turned out, was Loguire. Rod was ushered into a medium-sized room, high-ceilinged and hung with tapestries. Three tall, narrow windows, through which Rod saw sunlight, dawn-colored broken by the shifting prism of the waterfall. The room was filled with its roaring. But the sound was muted; looking closer, Rod saw the windows were double-paned, and three feet deep. Somebody had remembered some of the old technology.

The walls were hung with tapestries; there was a heavy carpet underfoot. A great oval table took up the center of the chamber. At its head sat Loguire; at his right, his eldest son. Durer sat at his left. The other places were taken up by eight men who had a familiar look. Rod's eyes widened as he recognized them: the Duke di Medici, the Earl of Romanoff, the Duke Bourbon, and the Prince Hapsburg, and their councillors.

After Loguire, they were the four most powerful of the Great Lords. And if these five were gathered together, might not the other seven be close by?

All were at breakfast, but none of them really seemed to realize they were eating. Take Anselm, there, Loguire's son - he ate like a machine, glaring at his plate, face set like a sculpture of cold fury. His father sat with head bowed, hands pressed tight to the table before him.

At a guess, Rod decided, there had been a bit of a quarrel here, between father and son, and Loguire had won - but only by ordering his son to shut up.

And Rod had been called in to heal the breach. Oy! The things people expect of performers!

Durer's face was lit with a subterranean glow of vindictive joy; the other councillors had milder versions of the same look. Whatever had happened here had gone the way Durer wanted; in fact, he'd probably instigated it. The man was the perfect catalyst, Rod decided: he never got involved in the reactions he caused.

Loguire looked up at his son, mute appeal in the old, red-rimmed eyes. But Anselm gave him not so much as a glance, and Loguire's face firmed into flint.

Turning, the old man saw Rod. 'Minstrel!' he barked. 'Why stand you there idle? Give us merriment!'

Durer's head snapped around, his eyes locked on Rod. Alarm chased shock across his face, to be followed by distilled, murderous hate. Rod smiled cheerfully, bowed, and touched his forelock in salute. Inwardly, he wondered what song could possibly burn away the tensions in this room. He strongly suspected the custom was to clear the air by beating the minstrel for failing to fulfil his assignment. He began to play 'Matty Groves', figuring his only chance lay in giving them something more gruesome than anything that could possibly have just taken place.

He held off on the words for a few minutes, though, to give him time to study the faces of the four lords. Their looks ranged from ruminative speculation to outright (though veiled) contempt, the last apparently directed at the old Duke. It would seem that Loguire had no virulent supporters here; the balance of opinion seemed to rest with his son.

'Minstrel!'

Rod looked up; it was Anselm who had spoken.

The young man's face seemed to have soured so much it had curdled.

'Have you a song for a lad made a fool by a woman, yet doubly a fool, still, to love her?'

'Ha' done!' Loguire snapped; but before Anselm could reply, Rod said,

'Many, my lord, of a man still loving a woman who scorned him; and in all of them, the lady comes back to him.'

'Comes back!' Anselm, spat. 'Aye, she'd take him back - to hang him in shame at her castle gate!'

The old Duke drew himself to his feet roaring, 'Enough of your slander!"

'Slander!' Anselm's chair crashed over as he rose to meet his father.

'And is it' slander to say she has spit on the proud name of Loguire, aye, and not once but twice, and will do so again?

'Nay!' He slammed his fist on the board, turning to rake the lords with his glare. 'This vile wench shall learn that she dare not trample the honor of her peers! We must tear her from the seat of power and break her beneath us for ever and aye!'

Loguire's face reddened, his throat swelled with a rebuke; but before he could speak it, Rod murmured, 'Nay, my lord, not so harsh. Not a defeat, but a discipline.'

He was caught in a crossfire of laser-beam glares from Anselm and Durer; but Loguire boomed 'Aye!' with a giant's joy and relief. 'He speaks out of place, but his speaking is true! Our young Queen is headstrong: but so is a filly before it is bridled. She must learn her'