The Tale of Krispos (134 page)

Without even bothering to get a taper, Phostis went upstairs and into his room. All at once, he didn’t care how gloomy it was in there. In fact, he hardly noticed. He sat down on the battered old stool. He had a lot to think about.

S
OMEWHERE AMONG THE GEARS AND LEVERS BEHIND THE WALL
of the Grand Courtroom, a servitor stood in frustrated uselessness. Much to the fellow’s dismay, Krispos had ordered him not to raise the throne on high when the ambassador from Khatrish prostrated himself. “But it’s the custom!” the man had wailed.

“But the reason behind the custom is to overawe foreign envoys,” Krispos had answered. “It doesn’t overawe Tribo—it just makes him laugh.”

“But it’s the custom,” the servitor had repeated. To him, reasons were irrelevant. Raising the throne was what he’d always done, so raising the throne was what he had to do forever.

Even now, as Tribo approached the throne and cast himself down on his belly, Krispos wondered if the throne would rise beneath him in spite of orders. Custom died hard in the Empire, when it died at all.

To his relief, he remained at his usual elevation. As the ambassador from Khatrish got to his feet, he asked, “Mechanism in the throne break down?”

I can’t win,
Krispos thought. Khatrishers seemed to specialize in complicating the lives of their Videssian neighbors. Krispos did not reply: he stood—or rather sat—on the imperial dignity, though he had the feeling that would do him about as much good as the climbing throne had before.

Sure enough, Tribo let out a knowing sniff when he saw he wouldn’t get an answer. He said, “May it please Your Majesty, the Thanasioi are still troubling us.”

“They’re still troubling us, too, in case you hadn’t noticed,” Krispos said dryly.

“Well, yes, but it’s different for you Videssians, you see, Your Majesty. You grew the murrain your very own selves, so of course it’s still spreading through your flocks. We don’t take kindly to having our cows infected, too, though, if you take my meaning.”

A Videssian would have used a comparison from agriculture rather than herding, but Krispos had no trouble following Tribo. “What would you have me do?” he asked. “Shut the border between our states and ban shipping, too?”

The Khatrisher envoy flinched, as Krispos had known he would: Khatrish needed trade with Videssos much more than Videssos with Khatrish. “Let’s not be hasty, Your Majesty. All I want is to hear you say again that you and your ministers don’t have anything to do with spreading the cursed heresy, so I can take the word to my khagan.”

Barsymes and Iakovitzes stood in front of the imperial throne. Krispos could see only their backs and the sides of their faces. He often made a game of trying to figure out from that limited view what they were thinking. He guessed Iakovitzes was amused—he admired effrontery—and Barsymes outraged—the normally self-controlled eunuch was fairly quivering in his place. Krispos needed a moment to realize why: Barsymes reckoned it an insult for him to have to deny anything more than once.

His own notion of what was insulting was more flexible, even after twenty years and more on the throne. If the envoy wanted another guarantee, he could have it. Krispos said, “You can tell Nobad son of Gumush that we aren’t exporting this heresy to Khatrish on purpose. We wish it would go away here, and we’re trying to get rid of it. But we aren’t in the habit of stirring up sectarian strife, even if it might profit us.”

“I shall send exactly that word to the puissant khagan, Your Majesty, and I thank you for the reassurance,” Tribo said. He glanced toward the throne. Under his shaggy beard, a frown twisted his mouth. “Your Majesty? Did you hear me, Your Majesty?”

Krispos still didn’t answer. He was listening to what he’d just said, not to the ambassador from Khatrish. Videssos might fight shy of turning its neighbors topsy-turvy with religious war, but would Makuran? Didn’t the Thanasiot mage who hid Phostis use spells that smelled of Mashiz? No wonder Rubyab’s mustaches had twitched!

Iakovitzes spun where he stood so he faced Krispos. The assembled courtiers murmured at the breach of etiquette. Iakovitzes had a fine nose for intrigue. His upraised hand and urgent expression said he’d just smelled some. Krispos would have bet a counterfeit copper against a year’s tax receipts it was the same odor that had just filled his own nostrils.

He realized he had to say something to Tribo. After a few more seconds, he managed, “Yes, I’m glad you’ll reassure your sovereign we are doing everything we can to fight the Thanasiot doctrine, not to spread it. This audience now is ended.”

“But, Your Majesty—” Tribo began indignantly. Then, with a glare, he bowed to inflexible Videssian custom. When the Avtokrator spoke those words, an envoy had no choice but to prostrate himself once more, back away from the throne until he had gone far enough that he could turn around, and then depart the Grand Courtroom. He left in a manifest snit; evidently he’d had a good deal more on his mind than he got the chance to say.

I’ll have to make it up to him,
Krispos thought; keeping Khatrish friendly was going to be all the more important in the months ahead. But for now even the urgency of that paled. As soon as Tribo left the Grand Courtroom, Krispos also made his way out, at a pace that set the tongues of the assembled nobles and prelates and ministers wagging.

Politics was a religion of its own in Videssos; before long, many of those officials would figure out what was going on. Something obviously was, or the Avtokrator would not have left so unceremoniously. For the moment, though, they were at a loss as to what.

Iakovitzes half trotted along in Krispos’ wake. He knew what was going through the Emperor’s mind. Barsymes plainly didn’t, but he would sooner have gone before the torturers in their red leather than question Krispos where anyone else could hear him. What he’d have to say in private about cutting short the Khatrisher’s audience was liable to be pointed.

Krispos swept across the rain-slicked flags of the path that led through the cherry orchard and to the imperial residence. The cherry trees were still bare-branched, but before too long they’d grow leaves and then the pink and white blossoms that would make the orchard fragrant and lovely for a few brief weeks in spring.

As soon as he was inside, Krispos burst out, “That bastard! That sneaky, underhanded son of a snake, may he shiver in the ice for all eternity to come.”

“Surely Tribo did not so offend you with his remark concerning the throne?” Barsymes asked. No, he didn’t know why Krispos had left on the run.

“I’m not talking about Tribo, I’m talking about Rubyab the fornicating King of Kings,” Krispos said. “Unless I’ve lost all of my mind, he’s using the Thanasioi for his stalking horse. How can Videssos hope to deal with Makuran if we tie ourselves up in knots?”

Barsymes had been in the palaces longer than Krispos; he was anything but a stranger to devious machinations. As soon as this one was pointed out to him, he nodded emphatically. “I have no doubt but that you’re right, Your Majesty. Who would have looked for such elaborate deceit from Makuran?”

Iakovitzes held up a hand to gain a pause while he wrote something in his tablet. He passed it to Krispos. “We Videssians pride ourselves as the sneakiest folk on earth, but down deep somewhere we ought to remember the Makuraners can match us. They’re not barbarians we can outmaneuver in our sleep. They’ve proved it, to our sorrow, too many times in the past.”

“That’s true,” Krispos said as he handed the tablet to Barsymes. The vestiarios quickly read it, then nodded his agreement. Krispos thought back over the histories and chronicles he’d read. He said, “This seems to me to be something new. Aye, the King of Kings and his folk have fooled us many times, but mainly that’s meant fooling us about what Makuran intends to do. Here, though, Rubyab’s seen deep into our soul, seen how to make ourselves our own worst foes. That’s more dangerous than any threat Makuran has posed in a long time.”

Iakovitzes wrote, “There was a time, oh, about a hundred fifty years ago, when the men from Mashiz came closer to sacking Videssos the city than any Videssian likes to think about. Of course, we’d been meddling in their affairs before then, so I suppose they were out for revenge.”

“Yes, I’ve seen those tales, too,” Krispos said, nodding. “The question, though, is what we do about it now.” He eyed Iakovitzes. “Suppose I send you back to Mashiz with a formal note of protest to Rubyab King of Kings?”

“Suppose you don’t, Your Majesty,” Iakovitzes wrote, and underlined the words.

“One thing we ought to do is get this tale told as widely as possible,” Barsymes said. “If every official and every priest in every town lets the people know Makuran is behind the Thanasioi, they’ll be less inclined to go over to the heretics.”

“Some of them will, anyhow,” Krispos said. “Others will have heard too many pronouncements from the pulpit and from the city square to take special notice of one more. No, don’t look downhearted, esteemed sir. It’s a good plan, and we’ll use it. I just don’t want anyone here expecting miracles.”

“No matter what the priests and the officials say, what we must have is victory,” Iakovitzes wrote. “If we can make the Thanasioi stop hurting us, people will see us as the stronger side and pretend they never had a heretical notion in all their born days. But if we lose, the rebels’ power will grow regardless of who’s behind them.”

“Not so long till spring, either,” Krispos said. “May the good god grant us the victory you rightly say we need.” He turned to Barsymes. “Summon the most holy patriarch Oxeites to the palaces, if you please. What words can do, they shall do.”

“As you say, Your Majesty.” The vestiarios turned to go.

“Wait.” Krispos stopped him in midstride. “Before you draft the note, why don’t you fetch all three of us a jar of something sweet and strong? Today, by the good god, we’ve earned a taste of celebration.”

“So we have, Your Majesty,” Barsymes said with the hint of a smile that was as much as he allowed himself. “I’ll attend to that directly.”

The jar of wine became two and then three. Krispos knew he would pay for it in the morning. He’d been a young man when he discovered he couldn’t come close to roistering with Anthimos. Older now, he had less capacity than in those days, and less practice at carousing, too. But every so often, once or twice a year, he still enjoyed letting himself go.

Barsymes, abstemious in pleasure as in most things, bowed his way out halfway down the second jar, presumably to write the letter ordering Oxeites to appear at the palace. Iakovitzes stayed and drank: he was always game for a debauch, and held his wine better than Krispos. The only sign he gave of its effects was that the words he wrote grew large and sprawling. Syntax and venom remained unchanged.

“Why don’t you write like you’re drunk?” Krispos asked some time after dinner; by then he’d forgotten what he’d eaten.

Iakovitzes replied, “You drink with your mouth and then try to talk through it; no wonder you’ve started mumbling. My hand hasn’t touched a drop.”

As the night hours advanced, one of the chamberlains sent to Iakovitzes’ house. A couple of his muscular grooms came to the imperial residence to escort their master home. He patted them both and went off humming a dirty song.

The hallway swayed around Krispos as he walked back from his farewells to Iakovitzes at the entrance: he felt like a beamy ship trying to cope with quickly shifting winds. In such a storm, the imperial bedchamber seemed a safe harbor.

After he closed the door behind him, he needed a few seconds to notice Drina smiling at him from the bed. The night was chilly; she had the covers drawn up to her neck. “Barsymes is up to his old tricks again,” Krispos said slowly, “and he thinks I’m up to mine.”

“Why not, Your Majesty?” the serving maid said. “You never know till you try.” She threw off the bedclothes. The smile was all she was wearing.

Even through the haze of wine, memory stabbed at Krispos: Dara had always been in the habit of sleeping without clothes. Drina was larger, softer, simpler—his wife the Empress had always been prickly as a hedgehog. As he seldom did these days, he let himself remember how much he missed her.

Watching Drina flip away the covers like that took him back almost a quarter of a century to the night he and Dara had joined on this very bed. Even after so long, a remembered thrill of fear ran through him—had Anthimos caught them, he would not be here now, or certain vital parts of him would not. And with the fear came the memory of how excited he’d been.

The memory of past excitement—and Drina there waiting for him—were enough to summon up at least the beginning of excitement now. He pulled off his robe and tugged at the red boots. “We’ll see what happens,” he said. “I make no promises: I’ve drunk a lot of wine.”

“Whatever happens is all right, Your Majesty,” Drina said, laughing. “Haven’t I told you before that you men worry too much about these things?”

“Women have probably been saying that since the start of time,” he said as he lay down beside her. “My guess is that the next man who believes it will be the first.”

But oddly, knowing she had no great expectations helped him perform better than he’d expected himself. He didn’t think she was pretending when she gasped and quivered under him; he could feel her secret place clench around him, again and again. Spurred by that, he, too, gasped and quivered a few seconds later.

“There—you see, Your Majesty?” Drina said triumphantly.

“I see,” Krispos said. “This was already a good day; you’ve made it better still.”

“I’m glad.” Drina let out a squeak. “I’d better get up, or else I’ll leave stains on the sheet for the washerwomen to giggle at.”

“Do they do that?” Krispos asked. He fell asleep in the middle of her answer.

B
Y THE TIME SPRING DREW NEAR IN ETCHMIADZIN, PHOSTIS
knew every little winding street in town. He knew where the stonecutters had their shops, and the harnessmakers, and the bakers. He knew the street on which Laonikos and Siderina were busy dying—knew it and kept away from it.