The Sisters Club
Authors: Megan McDonald
Contents
Sisters, Blisters, and Tongue Twisters!
Being in the middle is like being invisible.
Especially when you’re the middle sister in a family with three girls.
Think about it. The middle of a story is not the beginning or the end. The middle of a train is not the caboose or the engine.
The middle of a play is intermission. The middle of Monkey in the Middle is a monkey. The middle of Neapolitan ice cream is . . . vanilla.
“I’m vanilla!” I shouted one day to anybody who would listen. Plain old boring vanilla.
Nobody listened.
Alex, my older sister, ignored me. She just kept writing stuff in the margins of her play script (what else is new!) and muttering the lines under her breath.
Easy for her. She’s strawberry.
I was sick of it, so I told my family how I hate being the middle. Middle, middle, middle.
“Hey! The middle of ‘Farmer in the Dell’ is the cheese!” Joey, my younger sister, reminded me.
“The cheese stands alone,” I reminded her back.
Alex looked up. “There’s a book about that, you know.
I Am the Cheese.
”
Yeah. My autobiography,
I thought.
“Wait. You think you’re cheese or something?” Joey asked.
I ignored her. They just don’t get it. I mean, the middle of a year is, what, Flag Day? The middle of a life is a midlife crisis!
I told my dad I was having a midlife crisis.
“You’re going to give
me
a midlife crisis if you don’t get over this,” Dad said. I asked him to name one middle that is a good thing.
Dad had to think. He thought and thought and didn’t say anything. Then finally he told me, “The middle of an apple is the core.”
“Um-hmm. The yucky part people throw away,” I said.
“How about the middle of the night? That’s an interesting time, when people see things differently.”
I pointed out that most people sleep through the middle of the night.
Then he shouted like he had a super-brainy Einstein idea. “The middle of an Oreo cookie is the sweet, creamy, best part. You can’t argue with that.”
He was right. I couldn’t argue. If I had to be a middle, that’s the best middle to be.
“See? You’re the peanut butter in the sandwich,” said Dad. “You’re the creamy center of the cookie that holds it all together. You’re the glue.”
I’m the glue?
Maybe Dad’s right. After all, I’m the one who came up with the (brilliant!) idea for the Sisters Club, back when I was Joey’s age. Alex gets to be the Boss Queen, of course, so she runs the meetings. Joey (a.k.a. Madam Secretary/Treasurer) takes the notes and collects dues (if we had any money). I keep the peace.
I am the glue!
“No saying ‘nut job’” is Alex’s latest rule,
which Joey has added to the list. Of course Joey had to ask, “What’s a nut job?”
“It’s a peanut who’s looking for work,” Alex said. The two of us cracked up.
“OK, I have a rule,” said Joey. “No doing that.”
“What?”
“That thing where you don’t answer a question right. Then you laugh and act like I’m a nut job.”
“No saying ‘nut job’!” screamed Alex.
All three of us piled on the bed, laughing our heads off.
“But can we at least say ‘nut’
or
‘job,’ even if we don’t say them together?”
“NO!” screamed Alex again. “Because that would make you a nut job.”
We died laughing some more, which Joey says is the best part of the Sisters Club.
For me, the best part has always been the Remembering Game. And Alex is the best at it.
MARSHMALLOW TOES
Starring Alex
SETTING:
SISTERS CLUB MEETING
PLAYERS:
THREE SISTERS
Joey:
Sisters, Blisters, and Tongue Twisters. Let’s play the Remembering Game!
Me:
Do you both solemnly swear not to repeat anything you’re about to hear?
Stevie and Joey:
We do!
Me:
OK. Everybody pull up a pillow.
(We all lie on pillows and stare up at the ceiling.)
Joey:
Tell one about me!
Me:
Joey, remember when you were an eggplant in the Thanksgiving play in kindergarten?
Joey:
Yeah! Matthew Martinez said I had to go stand in the corner all by myself because there were no eggplants at Thanksgiving dinner, and I started to cry.
Me:
And all your purple face paint got washed away.
Stevie:
And you tried to convince everyone you were a giant grape!
Joey:
That kid’s in my same class in third grade and he
still
calls me Eggplant.
Stevie:
No way!
Me:
Stevie, remember that time you wore your pajamas to school by mistake?
Stevie:
It was pajama day!
Me:
Was not! OK, then, remember when you stole that blue marble from the Ben Franklin store, and . . .
Joey:
What?
You
stole
?
Me:
Don’t worry. Stevie felt so bad, she went and turned herself in. All they did was make her put it back.
Stevie:
OK. My turn. Remember when Joey begged Mom and Dad to see the elephants at the zoo, and then as soon as she saw them, she
threw up
?
Me:
That’s the best!
Joey:
How come all the throwing-up stories are about me?
Me:
They just are. We never throw up. OK, I have one about me. How about the time I convinced you to put marshmallows between your toes?
Joey:
I don’t remember
that.
Stevie:
Me neither.
Me:
Good. Because we haven’t done it yet. We’re going to do it right now.
Stevie:
No way am I putting marshmallows in my toes.