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Authors: Brian Jacques

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Just then several voices echoed from the bank.
“Ahah! Brekkist, just lead me to it, mates!”
“Huh, lead your flippin' self, planktail. I'm so jolly hungry I could scoff the bloomin' bark off a dead tree!”
“Aye, well go an' find yoreself h'a dead tree, young sah. I'm h'all for some proper vittles. Move over, Drander!”
“I say, Sarge, watch who yore jolly well shovin, wot!”
Pinny Wiltud was no shy young blossom. She got order with paw raps from her stout beechwood ladle. “Back off, ye famine-gobbed beasts! There's enough to go round, so form a line! Here, young Posy wotsyername, come t'the front.”
Trug Bawdsley protested. “I say, marm, I was here before her!”
Skor Axehound lifted Trug bodily and placed him to the back. “You 'eard Miz Wiltud. Now behave yoreself. I'm next after liddle Posy. Ahoy, Feyblade, stop pushin' or ye'll feel my footpaw round yore stern!”
Order was restored, and everybeast was served in turn.
Uggo picked scone crumbs from his pawspikes. “Much further to Redwall, is it, marm?”
Pinny wrapped a spare scone in a dockleaf, slipping it to Posy, who was rapidly becoming her favourite. “If we sets a good pace, we should make it after evenin'! Make the most o' these vittles, 'cos I ain't stoppin' t'cook anymore today. Now, who's the best climber amongst ye?”
Log a Log Dandy stepped smartly forward. “That'll be me, darlin'. Where d'ye want me to climb?”
She pointed out a stately elm. “Try that un. Get as high as y'can, then shout down wot ye see to the east an' a bit south'ard.”
The Guosim Chieftain was a nimble-pawed shrew. He shot up the elm trunk and was soon lost amidst the leafy canopy. There was a moment's silence, then he yelled down, “Hah, 'tis a three-topped oak. A real ole giant!”
Captain Rake strapped on his twin blades. “So, away we go, eh, Sergeant?”
The grizzled veteran bellowed out in good parade-ground style, “Fall h'in, ye lollop-eared, bang-tailed, spiky-'eaded rabble! H'on the double, now, look smart, look smart! Chins in, chests out, shoulders back, paws swingin', h'eyes front! Quick—wait for it, Miss Ferrul—quick march!”
Away they went, hares, otters, shrews and hedgehogs, with Lancejack Sage, who had a sweet strong voice, singing out.
“If I had no fine boat to sail,
then I'd walk all the way,
an' if nobeast would carry me,
I'd march the livelong day,
hey, up the hill an' down the grade,
with comrades true each one.
Ten! Twenty! Thirty leagues!
From Sala manda stron!
Go t'your left, left right, it's a long way 'til tonight!
“So keep the vittles warm for me,
an' serve me more not less,
an' shed a tear, O Sergeant dear,
for Cooky in the mess,
he's dishin' double helpin's
to all who haven't gone.
Ten! Twenty! Thirty leagues!
From Sala manda stron!
Go t'your left, left right, it's a long way 'til tonight!”
Tramping alongside Ferrul, the ottermaid Kite Slayer felt her feelings warming to Long Patrol hares. She mentioned this blithely to the haremaid. “I'm gettin to like this, y'know? All walkin' along t'gether, singin' songs an' such. Aye, it'll do me fine!”
Sergeant Miggory, who was nearby, on the left flank, had a word or two to say on the subject and let her know in no uncertain terms (as regimental colour sergeants invariably do). “Likes it, do ye, missy? Well, h'I am pleased for ye. Aye, h'an I'd like h'it, too, if'n ye could march properly. Wot h'is it about h'otters—'ave ye h'all got two left footpaws, h'an a tail wot keeps gettin' h'in the way?”
Ferrul fluttered her eyelashes at Miggory. “Oh, I say, Sarge, don't be too hard on Kite. She's tryin' jolly hard to keep step, ain't ye, Kite?”
The tough sea ottermaid scowled. “I'm in perfect step.'Tis all the rest who aren't!”
Miggory raised his eyes imploringly skyward and fell silent.
It was just past high noon when they reached the ancient three-topped oak, a massive woodland giant with a treble crown of foliage. They rested in its shade whilst Drogbuk questioned Pinny.
“Which way now, ole miz fussy apron?”
She treated him to a glare that would have wilted daisies. “Listen, you scrawny-peeled Wiltud. Anybeast that looks like you shouldn't dare to try and make fun of others!”
Captain Rake interrupted. “Mah sentiments exactly, marm, but could ye ignore that auld misery an' tell us the route tae the Abbey, please?”
The hogwife pointed south, across the stream. “Certainly, Captain. It's that way. The next tall tree we come across, our Guosim Chief should be able to view Redwall's belltower roof in the distance.”
Rake saluted. “Thankee, marm. Right, rest up awhile. Those who are thirsty can take a drink at the stream.”
Posy enquired, “Can we cool our footpaws in the water?”
Skor Axehound huffed. “Aye, miss, as long as ye do it downstream from where I'm drinkin'.”
Droghuk grumbled, “I'm too old an' tired t'go further.”
Lieutenant Scutram, who knew that Drogbuk was only hoping for volunteers to carry him, answered, “Why, to be sure, old lad, if you're too jolly tired to march with us, then you can flippin' well stay here an' catch up with us when you're recovered an' fit t'walk, wot!”
The ancient fraud groaned pitifully. “S'pose I'd better cool me footpaws in the stream if yore forcin' a beast o' my seasons t'march!”
Kite Slayer advanced on him, smiling maliciously. “Pore ole creature, d'ye think another good hard scrub would help ye? I'm willin' t'do it!”
Drogbuk fled down the bank. “Yew keep away from me, ye young murderer!”
When they set off again, Captain Rake noticed Buff Redspore looking back over her shoulder, sometimes stopping and listening. Keeping his voice down, he walked alongside her. “Is anythin' wrong, bonny miss?”
She shot a swift glance at the surrounding woodland. “Actually, I'm not sure, sah, but now an' again I feel we're being followed. Not too certain, though.”
Rake persisted. “How many d'ye think there is—one or a group?”
She shook her head. “No more'n one, sah, but whoever it jolly well is knows somethin' about shadowin'.”
Rake nodded. “Ah'll take the other side o' the column an' keep mah eyes'n'ears peeled.”
Noon shades were lengthening when Pinny Wiltud pointed out a very tall, slender ash tree, which towered over its neighbours.
“Now, if'n ye was to climb that un an' look south, the top o' the Abbey buildin's can be seen clear from there.”
Log a Log Dandy spat on his paws, peering upward. “Looks like a fair ole climb t'me.”
Young Swiffo laughed. “You ain't scared o' heights, are ye? Bet I could climb t'the top quicker'n you.”
Dandy called back as he raced for the ash trunk, “Yore welcome to try, ye young pup!”
Swiffo bounded to the ash behind Dandy. As the Guosim Chieftain placed his paws on the trunk, the young sea otter bounded up his back, jumped on Dandy's head and went away up the tree with a great turn of speed. Dandy was right after him, slightly behind but doing his best to catch up. Everybeast on the ground began cheering them onward.
“Hoho, go on, Chief, you can beat 'im!”
“Come on, Swiffo mate, don't stop t'look back!”
“Try the other side o' the trunk, Dandy—there's more holds!”
“Stick at it, Swiffo, yore winnin'!”
As good as Dandy was, Swiffo had youth and fleetness of limb on his side. He vanished for a moment into the high, spreading foliage, then emerged on top of the tree. Leaning dangerously out, the young otter shouted, “Yore right, Pinny, I can see the belltower roof!”
On a slightly lower bough, Dandy clung to the trunk. “Aye, me too, an' I can see the weather vane stickin' up!” What happened next was not clear, but Dandy, who was looking down, suddenly yelled, “Look out, Swiffo, there he is—look out!”
Swiffo clutched his throat, gave a gurgling groan, then plunged headlong from his high perch. Dandy was scrambling down behind him, roaring, “It's that fox, off t'the right! Grab 'im. Stop the fox!”
Buff Redspore spotted the shadowy form slinking off amidst the trees. She pointed. “There he goes!”
She raced off, with Ruggan Axehound at her side. Skor was bellowing like a stricken beast. “Yaaahaaarrr! My son, my liddle young son!”
Swiffo lay in a heap at the base of the ash trunk. Sergeant Miggory had reached him first. He plucked a long, tufted dart from the young otter's throat. One look from him to Captain Rake confirmed the worst.
Miggory shook his head sadly. “H'afraid 'e's gone, sah!”
Skor picked his dead son up tenderly. Tears were streaming down his huge beard. Then he seemed to go rigid. Endar Feyblade and Kite Slayer took Swiffo from his paws.
Skor Axehound threw back his head, howling like a wildbeast. “Heeeeylaaaahooooh!” Swinging his big battleaxe, he crashed off into the shrubbery like a runaway boulder.
Captain Rake grabbed Miggory's paw. “Come on, Sergeant, we'll have tae stop him hurting hisself!”
Lieutenant Scutram cast about, coming up with a very long, hollow reed and two more of the tufted darts. “This confounded thing could shoot further than a bloomin' arrow, accurately, too. Poor young blighter didn't stand a chance. These darts are poisoned.”
Posy was sitting holding Swiffo's head in both paws. She was weeping, rocking him back and forth. “But why, what was the reason, why did he have to die?”
Lancejack Sage patted the hogmaid's paw. “Who can say what's in a vermin's mind.”
In his wrath, Skor had stumbled, thudding his head against an elm trunk. He dropped his battleaxe, kneeling with his head shaking. That was how Rake and Miggory came across him. Without a thought for their own safety, they threw themselves on the burly chieftain, restraining him. Skor struggled, weakly.
“Free me or I'll slay ye both, friend or foe, it don't matter t'me. I've got to catch my son's killer!”
Captain Rake's body was bobbing up and down as he tried to hold the big beast in a headlock. “Och, ye couldnae outrun a fox, mah friend. Those days are lang gone, ye ken!”
Sergeant Miggory was blinking—a huge footpaw had kicked him in one eye. He clung grimly on to Skor. “Lookit, sah, 'ere comes Redspore. Hi, Buff, h'over 'ere!”
The Long Patrol tracker, seeing the situation, leaned over Skor, shouting, “Be still, sah. Ruggan caught up with the fox!”
Skor straightened, shrugging off his two captors with a couple of shakes. Forgetting the bark-splintered bruise which stood out from his forehead, he spoke in a dazed mutter. “Ruggan caught the fox? Where is he?”
“Right here, Lord, an' I brought this with me!”
The fox's head bounced dully off the elm trunk.
Ruggan strode up, still gripping his axe. “I spread the rest of the murderer out amongst the trees, vittles for the carrion. See who 'e was, Cap'n?”
Rake held the head up by its ears, gazing into the halfopen eyes. “Ach, 'tis Ketral Vane, Laird o' the Hinterwoods. Though Ah dinnae think he'll rule anymore, eh!”
Buff Redspore could not take her eyes off the grisly trophy. “But how did he find us?”
Ruggan pointed back the way he had come. “He was with another one—that ferret Viglat, who got away from us. Their paths must've crossed, an' Viglat told him which way we were headed. Hah, he didn't escape a second time, I'll tell ye. That un's fishbait now!”
Back at the ash tree, there was an air of sadness over everything. Skor wrapped Swiffo in his cloak, binding him in tight. “We'll lay 'im t'rest in Redwall Abbey.”
He straightened up, wiped his eyes and addressed everybeast. “You lost a good comrade. I lost my youngest son. Now, 'tis hard I know, but we must go on an' rid this land o' the Wearat and his vermin afore they do serious damage to Redwall Abbey. That's always been our task, an' our friends, the Long Patrol Hares and Guosim Shrew warriors, are needed to protect Mossflower an' its coasts. If we sat about weepin' an' didn't carry out our vows, how d'ye suppose Swiffo would feel? What would he say, eh?”
Captain Rake drew his twin blades. “Ah'm with ye. We'll do it in honour o' your son!”
Suddenly sea otters, hares, Guosim shrews and hedgehogs were up on their paws, waving weapons as they yelled, “For Swiffo! For Swiffo!”
Ruggan swung his bloodstained axe overhead until the air thrummed. “On to Redwall, mates, paw an' heart!”
They broke camp, thundering across the stream, splashing out into the woodlands on the far side. The pace stepped up, faces were set grim, weapons grasped tight. On to the Abbey of Redwall, and bad fortune to any foebeasts who dared stand in the way of such warriors!

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