The Problem with Paddy (Shrew & Company) (3 page)

“Mr. O’Dwyer?”

“Yes, I’m sorry.”
Get it together, fella.
“Please, call me Patrick.” He extended his free hand for her to shake.

She looked at it if it bore the taint of plague, but finally, she unwound one arm from her chest and let her fingers be wrapped inside his. “Patrick? Not Paddy?”

Her hand was so soft, he couldn’t help but to caress the top of it with the pad of his thumb.

She gave him a blank stare as he grinned like a fool at her. She must have thought he was daft, but as long as she wasn’t dialing that phone…

“Paddy is what my
da
called me as a boy. I don’t respond to it anymore, although certain people insist on using it.”

“Right.” She wrested her hand away and shoved it inside a pocket of her crisp black slacks. “Dana Slade of Shrew and Company. Private detectives and security consulting.” She turned her back to him and scanned the nearby woods for…hell, he didn’t know. Intruders? Bears? He knew some of the dangerous things out there, but she wouldn’t have been privy to that information.

“Shrew, did you say?”

The woman,
Dana
, faced him and nodded with brusque precision. “It’s a long story.”

“I’d love to hear it.”

“Mr. O’Dwyer, this isn’t—”

He put his hands up once again and grinned. “Yes, it’s not a social call. I understand. But, listen, you came all the way out here. Certainly you’re not going to just turn around and drive back to wherever you came from, and I’m guessing it’s somewhere in the Triangle if…” he made a dismissive gesture with his hand. “…Mr.
Drake
consulted you. It’s a long drive, and it’s gonna be dark winding down the mountain.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll get a hotel room in town and charge it to your bill.”

His grin waned. “I’m sorry,
my
bill?”

She shrugged. “Someone’s gotta pay me, and I don’t think your Mr. Drake is good for it. I was already planning on taking your very fine desk chair to balance the books.”

Ah, so she has a sense of humor after all.
“Why were you in my office?”

“I’m an investigator, Mr. O’Dwyer.”

“Patrick.”

“Sure,
Patrick
. I was in both your office and in your home.”

He didn’t like the sound of that. It wasn’t that he’d left the place a mess, but he had a few items strewn around that weren’t necessarily fit for public consumption. Most single men did.

She turned again, this time running a hand behind her neck to lift the hair that’d become trapped behind her blazer collar. As she molested it, he scented the aroma of coconut and fruitier things and found himself leaning in to deepen his inhale. Beneath that scent was the aroma of her skin, the notes of which he caught on a far more intricate level than any human possibly could. He could smell the very essence of her, and that was why he craved dragging his tongue along her salty flesh, tasting her, and maybe taking a bite.

He closed his eyes and backed up a step.

Steady, fella.

He took several breaths to bolster himself and when he opened his eyes again, he found her back still turned. He let his gaze trail up from the porch floor to study the black leather boots that would probably be so damned hot if they were
all
she were wearing, and up her legs to the pert, round ass that her pants draped just right. Beneath that blazer and loose sweater, he bet there’d be a trim waist he wouldn’t mind leaning over from behind while he…

He cleared his throat and retreated into the cabin to adjust his crotch.

Jaysus. I’m not that hard up.

She turned around and looked at him through the screen, pulling her bottom lip between her teeth and worrying at it.

Shit, yes I am. Dear Lord, what did I do to offend you so? Is it all the liquor? I swear, I sell more than I drink, and never on Sundays.

“Can I offer you a cup of coffee, at least?” he asked, trying one last gambit, hoping she’d stay. At that point, he’d nearly forgotten what secret it was he was trying to keep. The only secret he was worried about at the moment was the one found at the apex of her thighs. She was such a goddamned ice cube, though, he’d probably never get close enough to thaw her out. He was charming, but not
that
charming.

She studied him through the screen for a moment, then shrugged. “Okay. I’d love some coffee.”

Thank you, Lord.

When Dana had been poking around Patrick’s home in search of clues about his whereabouts, she’d found what she assumed were pictures of him. He was behind the bar at the pub with Mr. Drake in one. Flashing a perfect white grin as he handed over a trophy to a runner in another. The man in the pictures was good-looking in a two-dimensional sort of way, but nothing that merited a second glance, really. She’d thought at the time that voice of his was the best thing going for him.

But in person…
well
!

Patrick O’Dwyer was the sort of man her mother had always warned her about. She was a fly, and he was honey. Tall, lean, dark-haired, fair-skinned with eyes the color of her first car. She’d loved that little green junker.

Normally, she’d liked her men to be bulkier—side effect of her tenure as a cop, she supposed—but there was something rather appealing about his athletic frame. And the way his cheeks reddened when his emotions were high, now, that was charming. She could admit that, but cute and charming had never been enough for her. She needed substance, and so far Patrick seemed lacking on that.

She took a seat at the small kitchen table and assessed the room. It was somewhat dark with the log walls and wood cabinetry, but managed to not be completely cheerless. Maybe it was the colorful collection of glass beer bottles arranged on top of the refrigerator or the few mountain vignettes he or someone else had hung as decorations.

Her gaze rested on the empty telephone jack above the toaster. If she hadn’t known for a fact Patrick owned the place, that would have been her sign the place wasn’t a rental. No one else would have noticed such a detail, but Dana made it her business to notice. Had the place been a daily rental, the owners would have kept a phone available for tenants to make 911 calls.

“Why haven’t you settled into the place yet?” she asked his back as he measured coffee grounds.

His shoulders lifted into an elegant shrug. “I’m not here much. I thought about putting the place back on the market, but…well, let’s just say right now it’s both the curse and the cure.”

“How?”

Dana had discovered his ownership of the cabin rather easily. She hadn’t even had to dig through his drawers for tax records, which she avoided doing at all costs, anyway. She really didn’t like knowing that much of peoples’ business.

She’d just looked at what he had tacked on his refrigerator, and on the side was a list of phone numbers, one of which was for a property management company with an 828 area code. She’d dialed the number from her cell phone and asked for a status report on the O’Dwyer place.

They gave her one, down to the time his new generator would be delivered. Idiots. From there, she just pulled up deed transfer records in Swain County and found one with Patrick’s name on it.

Boom. There was a reason she was the boss.

He pushed the button on the coffee maker and turned around, leaning his butt against the rough-hewn counter’s edge. “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.”

“Are you insinuating I’m stupid, Mr. O’Dwyer?”

With a cringe, he pulled open an overhead cabinet, grabbing two white ceramic mugs from the shelf. “Call me Patrick, please. And no, you’re obviously quite intelligent if you were able to track me down in thirty-six hours when my staff couldn’t.”

“It didn’t take me thirty-six hours, Patrick. More like three.”

He gave a shallow bow in acquiescence. “My point proven, I think. Do you want anything in your coffee besides cream and sugar?”

“I take it black,” she said, finally shrugging off her blazer. She draped it over the back of her chair and when she looked up again, he stared at her torso with one black eyebrow cocked up. She thought she knew why. “Do you have a problem with guns?”

He shook his head as he lifted the coffee decanter off the burner and poised it over the waiting mugs. “No. I don’t believe I know any women who carry concealed, is all.” After sliding a steaming mug in front of her, he stepped to the pantry door and pulled it open to reveal on the back, a hook bearing a holster.

She whistled low as her eyes locked in on the stainless steel thing and nodded with appreciation. “A Ruger?”

“It is. You can tell that from all the way over there? You some kind of collector?”

Careful, girl
.

She leaned over her coffee and took a long sip as he closed the door.

She knew guns, and she had a special fondness for Rugers. She’d inherited one from her granddaddy and kept the revolver in her safe deposit box. “Is it a .44?”

“Yeah, you wanna shoot it? It’s got a beautiful grip.”

Hell yeah, she wanted to shoot it. She was geeked he’d even asked, but this was about business, not pleasure. She didn’t like making a habit of mixing the two. Look what happened the
last
time she’d done that.

“No, thank you, though.”

“Your loss.” He set a bottle of whiskey on the table and sat adjacent to her on the left with his coffee—his filled nowhere near as high as hers had been. She understood why the moment he sloshed a bit of spirit into it. He pushed the bottle across the table to her, and she nudged it back.

“I don’t drink when I’m on the job. Besides, I have to drive out of here in a few minutes. It’s going to get dark on the mountain, remember?”

The wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepened as a slow grin stretched his lips. It was a nice grin—the kind of grin that always made her question a man’s motives. For once, though, she couldn’t tell what this man was up to. He was too fucking pleasant—well, except for being unable to keep his eyes above her neck—but what was he hiding from?

Her cheeks burned from the intensity of his green gaze and that
really
pissed her off. Best she could remember, the last time she’d blushed had been in tenth grade when she’d gone two periods without anyone informing her she still had a large plastic roller in her hair.

“Can’t hold your liquor?” he teased.

“Nuh-uh.” She put up a finger and waggled it at him. “Don’t even try it. I don’t take bets and I don’t have to prove myself with challenges.”

He leaned back in his chair and showed off his white teeth while crossing his arms over his chest. “Strong independent woman, aren’t ya? I bet you’re the sort who’s always cleaning up other people’s messes.”

She watched the iridescent surface of her coffee swirl as she slowly rotated her mug between her palms.

He continued. “You probably always have to be the one who remains sober and rational, because if you don’t, the world will collapse, right?”

You’re not gonna bait me, buddy.
She raked her gaze across the tabletop and let it land on his long, pale fingers which were turning the whiskey cap over and over. No scars. No rings. No attachments at all beyond his pub, probably.

He continued. “I bet you’re so used to being the one in control, you wouldn’t know how to sit still unless someone forced you to.”

True
. She met his stare and found his grin had turned down a bit. He actually looked a little sad.

“Maybe you’re a little right. Are you a psychologist in your spare time?” she asked.

A slow shake of his head. “No, just a bartender, really. Most people are pretty easy to peg.”

“I’m not.”

“Maybe not to others, but to me, you’re practically see-through, sweetheart.”

Ah, there it went. Her hackles went up. She made her expression its usual hard blank. “Don’t call me
sweetheart
.”

Classic Dana move—derailing a conversation by blustering over the wrong thing. She actually didn’t care that much about it. Coming from his mouth—with that brogue—it was actually quite nice, even though he probably called every woman sweetheart.

That was the rub. She
wasn’t
like every woman, and didn’t want to be treated like it.

He put up his hands, palms-out, and nodded. “Fine. You have a name, so I’ll use it.”

She didn’t trust that smirk. “Thank you, but…” She nudged her cup away and pushed back from the table. “…I really need to go, so you don’t have to worry about saying my name.”

Funny, her feet didn’t seem all that interested in moving. Her legs weren’t so eager to stand. In fact, the longer she sat there, the more some long-suppressed voice in her head thought it’d be
nice
for him to practice saying “Dana.” Perhaps while he was sheathed inside her.

Oh, hell no. What’s wrong with me?
She picked up her jacket and slipped her arms into the holes.